How do I fix uneven nipples?

[Anonymous]

I workout a lot and just recently i noticed that I have uneven nipples. My left nipple is higher than my right nipple. My pecs are about the same size (my right pec is slightly bigger than my left), but it's by such an insignificant amount that it wouldn't be a good reason why my nipples are uneven. How can I fix uneven nipples? I find it weird that I have them and I think other people will too.

[Astoriana]

Probably surgery. I don't think there's anything you could do naturally beyond learning not to care.

[Whatthefluff]

No way to fix it. That's just how you are. No big deal! It's more common than you think.

[yuppthatsme]

I doubt anyone would really care someone could even think it's a cute quirk of urs

[blondfrog]

You can't just accept your imperfections and be glad its not a big deal.

[TuMeManques]

Safety pins or plastic surgery 😐

[John_Doesnt]

Only surgery can fix that.