Did you know that eating pizza every day is healthier than dying?

[Jazquee]

Just because its a true statement...😛😄😄👈😱

[loves2learn]

Lmao. Good one. I had a friend who’s daughter would only eat pepperoni pizza for like 2 years. Their pediatrician said of all the things for her to only eat, it’s pretty well balanced. Dairy, carbs, protein, sneak some vegetables into the sauce.

[Jazquee]

Lol... nice. I love hidding veggies in things... kids are too easy. My mom used to sneak our medicine into ice cream.

[loves2learn]

Lol! I’ve put cauliflower purée in Mac & cheese! And broccoli in chili. When I put the broccoli in it turned green and I had to think fast. I added a can of tomato paste and all good. 🤣

[Jazquee]

You sneaky Pete...

[kidvid80]

Pizza gives me life

[Jazquee]

Dont believe that if you hear that on a first date.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I love pizza & pizza is actually good for you depending on what you put on it of course.

[Jazquee]

Its a fun way to have a complete meal

[TheSpaceGnome]

if you eat a baked potato, a few peices of beef jerky, water, and an apple with it the pizza, it literally is every single nutrient in one meal.

[Jazquee]

Well there ya go

[Shihab91]

Correct, i was lost in the desert once almost died. But then i asked dominos pizza.

[Shihab91]

Ordered

[Jazquee]

Nice of them to deliver to the desert.

[Shihab91]

Because its healthier than dying. And its very common to happen in th le dessert

[Shihab91]

Desert

[Jazquee]

Pizza delivery? In the desert? Common... cool! Lmfao

[Shihab91]

I have feeling you don't believe me 🥺

[Jazquee]

No... i do... really. 💖👅

[Shihab91]

Thank u 😅😛

[Shihab91]

Thanks for the best answer. Definitely one of my best accomplished goals in 2021 i think i will take a screenshot and post it in LinkedIn.

[ThoughtfulSoul]

Dear @Jazquee
this is for you.

*Thank you hug, lol*

[Jazquee]

Lol... awe thanks... is that because im just so awesome? 😛

[ThoughtfulSoul]

Sure😂😂

[Leavesbound]

I had pizza two days ago. I got a 12" pizza and planned to eat half that night and the other half for dinner the next day. It never happened. It was gone before I realized it. It was really good and was the first pizza I'd had in months.

[MCheetah]

Yeah. Did you also know, people spend their whole lives not dying?

[Jazquee]

😳... shut up... thats crazy

[jennifer_bloom]

I know somebody who claims to have eaten nothing but pizza for one year because she wanted to save up money for a house down payment. (Excuse me for thinking rice and lentils are cheaper!)

[Paolaa988]

Shiiit if that was the case, I'd live off pizza happily! Lol i love pizza.

[glowingsunsets2006]

Without pizza there would be no point in living anyways

[Libbers]

Lol. That is a big slice

[Jazquee]

Ya... its a bit ridiculous... but so is my statement lol

[Anonymous]

Would have never known if you wouldn't have told me

[Jazquee]

Well there ya go... i have imparted wisdom upon u

[Opinion Owner]

Thank you very much Jacuzzi

[loveslongnails]

That would depend on the pizza.

[Jazquee]

This is true

[DaveToo]

LOL!! How do you know? Have you ever died?

[Jazquee]

Sure as shit have... its hard on the body. Lol... take it from me... stick to pizza

[Wise4myage]

That's not true for people with high cholesterol.

[Jazquee]

There is low cholesterol pizza

[Wise4myage]

Cool.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Wouldn’t that kill you?

[Jazquee]

Not unless u choked lol

[The_Maphio]

Well. Can't argue with this logic.

[Turtleneck22]

You just made my day!!! lol.

[Jazquee]

Nice... i like doing that

[Turtleneck22]

How are you and things.

[Jazquee]

Great!! Thnx... and u

[TheSpaceGnome]

I second this.

[Jazquee]

Thank you for the support. Xo lol

[TheSpaceGnome]

lol no problem.

[Iron_Man]

Silly girl

[Jazquee]

Best way to be

[ItsMeItsMe1989]

i find that hard to believe

[Jazquee]

K. ✋

[karaspara]

LMAO

[Tstrbrainer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣