Finish this sentence: "I went through a [midlife] crisis, but instead of buying a hot car, I..."?

[AmandaYVR]

I have the TV on and there is a series which I have never watched, but it's about a family who owns a ranch, I think, and there are horses so I haven't changed the channel.

I looked up the description for it and it says:
"Tim goes through a midlife crisis, but instead of buying a hot car, he buys a hot horse."
hahahaha

Thus, this question.

Be truthful, or be creative, or be hypothetical. It's up to you.

I'll take a hot horse. Sounds great. An Arabian gelding, please.
But a brand new wardrobe would also be good and invigorating.
But on a more serious note, I didn't go through a midlife crisis, exactly, but did a crisis/meltdown, and long story short, I changed just about everything in my life except the person I'm with. It was hell.
And he went through a midlife crisis (it seems to be more common with men), and he didn't buy anything specifically, but we did have many, many, challenging questions about career, family, purpose, and mortality. So yeah. This concept is real.

[Andres77]

: "I went through a midlife crisis, but instead of buying a hot car, I became a wizard."

[Andres77]

I sent off for the Hogwarts Home Study DVD box set, Years 1-7 with a bonus course on Wandless Magic.

[AmandaYVR]

bwahahaha.
You need to keep this up. I need to laugh.

[Andres77]

Tanx for mho

[Grond21]

Went on a trip around the world to find myself

[exitseven]

You ae too young for a midlife crisis.

[AmandaYVR]

@exitseven Ooooh they're not fixed on any clock.

[Grond21]

I haven't gone through it yet. I'm just projecting 15 years into the future

[AmandaYVR]

Better to be safe than sorry, eh Grond?

[Grond21]

Yep! You have the right of it

[Grond21]

Thank you for MHO!

[EvanPearson727]

I met up with one of my old buddies from highschool and we started drinking and having parties again like we were 20 again for a while. LoL! It was fun, but alcohol seems to make me sicker than it used to. We had to part ways for our own survival.

[TrueConfection]

I went through a crisis, but instead of buying a hot car, I gained a new perspective and took some online classes.

[Jamie05rhs]

When I went through my midlife crisis, I started going to college.

Unfortunately it didn't last, because my life circumstances changed and I had to go back to work.

[exitseven]

@Jamie05rhs The two are not mutually exclusive.

[Jamie05rhs]

@exitseven Yes, they are, for many people. Dude, I consider you a friend, and I know you're in the education field yourself, but this right here is just one instance in which you people are out of touch.

[exitseven]

I finished my BS in Accounting at night. Then I went right back and got my MS in Computer Science.
A few years later I went back and got an MS in Technology Management. I did all this at night while working full time.
A am not out of touch.

[Jamie05rhs]

Good for you, man. Do you want a cookie?

[Jamie05rhs]

Not everyone has the same capabilities as everyone else. We're not all the same.

[Bluemax]

I learned to fly.

It's about the only joy I have now.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"I went through a [midlife] crisis, but instead of buying a hot car, I..
Got hot flashes, oh wait, that's menopause🤣🤣

[lilyanony1]

Took a career break.
I'm currently going through a quarter life crisis

[LaFerrari]

Hmm I already had gone through that at 12-20, but instead of buying a hot car, I bought hundreds of model cars :D

[Anpu23]

I bought another 3d printer. Of course it's an "investment" but really its a new toy.

[SEL195]

Got engaged to an asshole.

[AmandaYVR]

Oops. And married, or it stopped before that?

[SEL195]

Stopped before that. Luckily😂

[AmandaYVR]

Phew 😅

[Tstrbrainer]

I hired an expensive actress to give me a blowjob 😊

[AmandaYVR]

lol. How do you do that? You mean actual actress, or sex worker actress?

[Tstrbrainer]

Lol, that was a hypothetical sentence, I don't even know what does midlife crisis mean and from what it sounds like, I think it's something that happens to older people.

Plus I'm not rich enough to hire, but eventually I plan on hiring some actual actress who does part time escorting

[SpaceGalaxy]

Got a hot chick instead

[exitseven]

I changed careers.

[JosyJosy]

Made a new friend

[AmandaYVR]

That's nice.

[Pete671]

researched the andropause,

[roy_ricky09]

Invested

[AmandaYVR]

Stock market?

[roy_ricky09]

Nope some other places

[AmandaYVR]

And I presume that's given you some peace of mind?

[roy_ricky09]

Oh yes.

[bananathunder]

killed a hooker with a bowling pin?

[Andres77]

That should have been anonymous...🙄

[AmandaYVR]

Why. Was she winning?

[anon1903]

Instead of buying a car, I sold dad's vehicle.

[Jamie05rhs]

I hope you got a good price for it!

[anon1903]

Well.

[Jamie05rhs]

That's good.

[pink_and_inlove]

Coped by online shopping from shein

[Dnice1]

I bought a hot truck