The average crotch is stinky even after a shower. How stinky is your crotch?

[supercutebutt]

I turned on the TV yesterday and some lady doctor was on a commercial telling us she invented a wonderful type of magical soap or deodorant called Lume that could turn a stinky crotch into a zero-odor crotch. It's supposed to also works on butt cracks, feet and pits. She said even after a shower, the average crotch registers a 5 or a 6 on a 10-point stink scale. But with her product, she says it goes to a zero.

I have an average crotch.

I have an above average crotch stink.

I have a naturally delightful crotch that doesn't stink at all.

I used to have crotch stink but Lume fixed all that.

I don't believe that a wickedly stinky crotch can be fixed. I am skeptical!

[Blackcosmo]

A lot of people use only toilet paper to wipe themselves but I use water every time. So it's very clean and non smelly down there.

[HaveNoName]

Do you have a bidet?

[Blackcosmo]

@HaveNoName Something similar to that I suppose.

[HaveNoName]

Is it by choice or also a religious requirement?

[Blackcosmo]

@HaveNoName Well somewhat religious since it's important to be clean but if it wasn't I'd still want to do it. It's a way to keep good hygiene down there.

[HaveNoName]

Good to know.

[dustybiker]

I’m sure it’s delightful. It gets regular airing between 60 and 80 mph.

[Guardian45]

The problem didn't exist until a doctor told you have a problem by using pseudoscience

[Guardian45]

Thank you for MHG!

[Texaskid1]

My crotch smells like fine French roses.

Merci!!

[Googlemyahoo]

I once fingered a girl & upon pulling my hand from her pants came this horrible smell. I went to the bathroom & washed my hands with soap and used the face cloth there to wipe my fingers.

Afterwards my friend went to the toilet and must’ve used the cloth on his face. We suddenly heard this swearing about the cloth.

Turned out she had a urinary tract infection. I couldn’t go anywhere near her until that shit was sorted out. Like when you wipe your butt and accidentally get your finger in there smell with a piss stench.

[supercutebutt]

That sounds like an unfortunate encounter.

[Leapfrog00]

Crotch odor depends on how well your hygiene is kept. I'm sure their are some products that do help, but everyone's bodies smell different.

[scooogy]

Stinky and smelly are two things though. I do remind a faint smell of pee from back when I used to eat a girl out.

[loveslongnails]

I've met some girls with crotches that smell like vanilla cream. It's heavenly.

[JSmuve]

Yooo I got that stank for days. Unfortunately I'm downwind of Michigan so I have to breathe in the collective cooter stank of your lovely home state. But I'm sure you know all about that.

[Paige90]

Mine never stinks

[Philyouup]

I have no idea who’s crotches your sniffing , but a washed crotch should not be unpleasant

[hafinjun]

Sounds like a good product to buy stock in

[Anonymous]

lol, love the gas mask pic.

[Jerre]

Mine is never stinky.

[jimmy2]

No just change your soap

[legalboxers]

smells fresh

[EaterPeter]

A little

[EaterPeter]

Hopefully, thanks for like!

[QuietRunner]

WTF?