Have you ever had a deadlay?

[DaBiggestBird]

It’s when you’re in that state where you’re like 1 second way from falling asleep but instead of falling asleep, you just lay there sort of awake and unable to move with your eyes closed. Unlike that coma thing I had one other night, I couldn’t really think, I was just awake.

[jennifer_bloom]

If you're religious - ask Jesus to take away your paralysis. If you don't believe Jesus, ask the God you worship to help. That's how I got rid of my mind when I was 15.

[DaBiggestBird]

I’m not religious and there is only one God. I wasn’t paralyzed, I just fell asleep the wrong way.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

All the time. It sucks

[DaBiggestBird]

Why does it suck?

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Not being able to open your eyes or move. It sucks. If we're talking about the same thing

[DaBiggestBird]

You’re kind of asleep though so you shouldn’t be able to think much.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Yeah we're not on the same page. Nevermind

[Anonymous]

You mean like a starfish? Thankfully no.

[DaBiggestBird]

Maybe? I don’t even know