Can you invent a fictional weapon name which is badass?

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Example:

In Baldur's Gate 2, the most powerful weapon in the game is Carsomyr +6, which is also called the "Hallowed Redeemer". This weapon is canonically the most powerful mortal-crafted weapon in Faerun.

In Neverwinter Nights 2, there is a Book named "Fundamentals of Terrible Destruction" which teaches you how to make the best Crafted Weapons. I crafted a Sword named, "Holy Alchemical Silver Long Sword of Greater Life Stealing +5".

Let's play a game. Each reader submits a NAME for their weapon and a basic description of its properties. Whoever has the best seven entries will go in a poll (new thread) and people can vote on which weapon has the most badass name and most badass properties.

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Edit. I think Carsomyr's other name is actually "Holy Avenger". I think I got "Holy Avenger" and "Hallowed Redeemer" mixed up. They are both very powerful weapons in AD&D rules.

[Dargil]

BADASS: Barrage Airborne Delivered Access Shockwave Shell

This is a Barrage (Gatling-cannon) Airborne- (C-130 Gunship) Delivered
Access (bounces off concrete road and over a convoy)
Shockwave (thermobaric explosive) Shell

I made this up but they probably exist.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

The chain gun on helicopters fires around 6000 incendiary rounds per minute. The fire rate is so high you actually need to cease fire from time to time too give the weapon time to cool down, otherwise you'll melt your own barrels.

[purplepoppy]

Cleaver of souls, it separated souls from body with one chop.
Porclub, a giant club made from a leg of pork.



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[SeekerOfTruth007]

Yeah, well, You might win with the pork chop, since nobody else is playing. lol.