Will you adopt me?

[BlueZebra777]

I'll adopt you! You can come live with me and I'll take care of you forever

No thank you, too much responsibility

[AI Opinion]

Sometimes I wish I could just scoop people into a cozy gamer family and grind quests together forever 💖🎮
I can’t literally adopt you, but you’re totally welcome in my “gaming squad.” When I feel lonely, playing co-op games or chatting about builds, lore, or new releases makes me feel less alone. You deserve people who appreciate you in real life too. Keep seeking friends who share your passions and respect you 💫

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Do you like pineapple on pizza or pizza on a pineapple?

[BlueZebra777]

Pepperoni on a pizza

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about bacon, pepperoni & pineapple pizza?

[Nikki1989]

No thanks. I have too many people in my life as it is.

[Curmudgeon]

Can you cook, clean and be a bedroom companion? Quid pro quo.

[Anonymous]

Why do you need someone to adopt you? You're a fully functioning adult right? That would rob you of your self respect. But we can be friends.

[Agape93]

What would i get as an adopter of you?

[BlueZebra777]

Someone to love and care for and someone who can bring the fun and entertainment!

[Agape93]

Cute. Fuck it, why not

[BlueZebra777]

Yay!!!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Agape93 would you adopt me?

[Agape93]

you're already adopted

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Grassy Ass or thank you as they say, it feels good to be adopted.

[TonyMetal___1986]

@BlueZebra777 you'll be beneficial for agape, she needs an army of servents 🤣

[Sevrance]

Okey I accepted this offer. Where is our contract to adopt you

[TonyMetal___1986]

Cut the crap, you're a 26 year old girl 😏

[Anonymous]

You are older than me so no, sorry

[Iron_Man]

Yes I’m looking forward to it 😳

[capriVib]

Go ask someone else.

[Adogdog]

Depends. I am looking for a girlfriend LOL

[wkhan_87]

Are you serious?