Turbo Jank
Spells 38
4 Armageddon
2 Disenchant
4 Grim Lavamancer
4 Jackal Pups
4 Brass Man
4 Savannah Lions
4 Goblin Legionaire
4 Flametongue Kavu
2 Cursed Scroll
4 Incinerate
2 Grafted Skullcap
Lands 22
8 Plains
10 Mountains
4 Mishra's Factory
Sideboard
4 Tormod's Crypt
2 Disenchant
4 Swords to Plowshares
4 Winter Orb
1 Lightning Bolt
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Hyper-aggressive creature deck which seals the opponent's fate with Armageddon and Grim Lavamancer to finish burning out opponent after laying down 12 to 16 creature damage in the first few turns.
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"Feeling Nostalgic"
Spells (38)
2 Waterfront Bouncer
4 Werebear
4 Mystic Snake
2 Call of the Herd
4 Counterspell
4 Syncopate
4 Portent
1 Repulse
2 Exclude
4 Accumulated Knowledge
2 Fact or Fiction
2 Naturalize
3 Nostalgic Dreams
Lands (22)
4 Yavimaya Coast
12 Island
6 Forest
Sideboard
4 Tormod's Crypt
4 Powder Keg
2 Call of the Herd
2 Annul
2 Naturalize
1 Repulse
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A Passive-Aggressive control deck which seeks to re-use its best spells over and over. Typically, the opponents SCOOP when Nostalgic Dreams resolves.
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Those lists instantly took me back to old-school kitchen table nights 😄
Turbo Jank looks fun but feels super fragile. Jackal Pup, Brass Man, Legionnaire and Armageddon don’t curve smoothly, and Skullcap plus low land count can brick you. Adding more 1-drops or burn and maybe cutting Brass Man could steady it.
The UG “Nostalgic” deck is closer. I like AK, FoF, Snake, Dreams loops, but it might fold to fast aggro. A bit more cheap removal or bounce would help a ton.