How should "GaG the Christmas Movie" end? (Page 2)

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Rather than write another Christmas question, I decided I would write "GaG the Christmas Movie." But, I'm having trouble with the ending. How should the movie end?  GAG The Christmas Movie Plot Summary Due to a horrible twist of fate, the members of a social media site are forced to spend their Christmas with each other in a cabin on the snowy hillside of GaGTown USA.  As the men overindulge in eggnog, they begin measuring each other's penises, and the girls inquire about each other's favorite Christmas movie. While decorating a tree, an incoming text message alerts one of the girls that she may not be adequate jerk-off material All is going well until a suddenly a kid from Texas brings in a racists cheescake. The guests instantly begin complaining about social injustice and white superemacy in the Christmas movie they're watching A good Samaritan asks if anyone loves baby Jesus, and suggests they should sing Christmas Carols. Suddenly a troll-like man declares that God is dead and a tornado is approaching. The Texas man begins a mass shooting and Santa Claus is held at gunpoint. It's up to Ms Claus to save Christmas but she has to convince everyone that a woman is right for the job.

Anonymous · Answer

A troll lights the cabin on fire. The end.

bolverk · Answer

Do a 'James Bond' finale - Blow every thing up!

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

They all turn anon and escape invisibly.

TsAubreyKate · Answer

With a POV facial like all great films

Visionary7 · Answer

Lol this made my day

J3LueMooN · Answer

left hand :D

How should "GaG the Christmas Movie" end? (Page 2)

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