What are your new year's resolutions for 2022?

[Anonymous]

To become queer

Other

[Sonorous]

To have much more quality depressive states. I rate this year a 7.6/10. Not my best year. But then again, I may not be alive to see my best year 🤔

[Sonorous]

yeah I ain't think this through

[Asker]

Think it through

[Sonorous]

okay my new year's resolution is to have more quality depressive states. Not so that I can beat the last one and have an ego stroke. But so that when the good times inevitably arise in the moments between, I'll have a greater appreciation for them.

[Asker]

* if good times arise

[Sonorous]

they always show up for me. Even though they're short lived at the moment

[Asker]

they're ephemeral

[Sonorous]

I hate that beautiful word

[Asker]

Why?

[Sonorous]

it rolls of the tounge so elegantly but the meaning makes me feel eh

[Asker]

Your life will be ephemeral

[Sonorous]

okay now I love the word

[Asker]

if someone didn't know the meaning of the word and someone said that to them, they might feel inspired or hopeful

[Sonorous]

like this kind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFc7enFspSA

[Asker]

like that kind

[Sonorous]

dat word make a nigga wanna join that christianity thing

[Asker]

n word

[Sonorous]

nah homie u can say it

[Asker]

nerd

[Sonorous]

almost. you almost got it. I believe in you

[Asker]

I'm shitting rn

[Sonorous]

And I'm building a super computer

[Asker]

You believe me. I believe you

[Sonorous]

We're a family happy

[Asker]

I like that transition

[Sonorous]

why thank you

[Asker]

why you're welcome

[Leonharted]

It's not to become queer.

[Lillie_xo]

haven't thhought about it

[Jouth]

Maybe to drink more milk.

hello everybody I'm new years milk goblin, I've come to spread holiday cheer!!

respond with how many cups of milk you would like to have bones with good calcium.

Note: Replying with "doot doot" will not yield good calcium. I am not Mr Skeltal. Stop asking where my trumpet went. Thank you

[MrJMM]

I don't do New Year's Resolutions, I mean what's the point? If people cared about making a change in your life, they wouldn't wait until an arbitrary date on the calendar now would they?

[Anonymous]

To end my situationship

[Hangry06]

Start a cat farm🐈

[beebella]

Other

[Sketti2021]

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