Any sexual new year resolutions?

[TheMainDwain]

[SueShe]

Sexual New Year's resolution? Did I read that correctly?

I don't fornicate and thus, I certainly would not take any such resolutions. Perhaps the only one I could take on that topic is to abstain from getting too close to men (and women) in order to make sure that they don't come to bad ideas.

Now, as for real and not pornographic New Year's resolutions, I have been doing one in particular that I have been able, to my great pride, to keep since the last 6 years consecutively.

That New Year's resolution is not to make any resolution and I can say that I have a 100% success rate.

[Douglas1179]

Bro, New Year's resolutions are all about improving yourself, and in my world, that means stepping up my game in the bedroom. This year, I'm gonna aim for some seriously mind-blowing stuff, like mastering the art of the "reverse cowgirl" like it's nobody's business.

Gotta work on my dirty talk too. I'm gonna practice in front of the mirror, make sure every line is smooth and dripping with confidence, just get right on point with stuff like:

"Yeah who's my dirty little slut?"
"Yeah you like that? Huh? You like that javelin in your bum bum?"
"Look at these pectoral muscles, slave."
"Worship Slick Rick, you cum guzzler!"

So, yeah, bro 2023 is gonna be my year, and I'm gonna make it one heck of a sexy ride. Let's do this!

[QuietRunner]

no, I think I've achieve all the sexual goals I wanted

Now it is to repeat some

[beefcakebradybatson]

Laying the Brady on a buxom bird !!!

[Abbycado]

Sexual? No.

[KaranSharma55]

try thinking

[Abbycado]

What?

[SleepingHazard]

I think he want you to try thinking with your 🍆 like all women do! 🤨