Valentine's Day Cards For Friends With Benefits

[xPennyLanex]

Whether you're involved in a friends with benefits engagement right now, or perhaps you're stuck in that "what are we?" phase of dating, Valentine's Day is most likely looming over you as you wonder how to handle this holiday of love. A cheesy Hallmark card may be a bit overboard for your relationship status, but avoiding the gift exchange as a whole may jeopardize your current fling. If your partner is cool and appreciates a bit of humor, try one of these hilarious and unique adult Valentine's Day cards to make light of the holiday.

Tip: a box of chocolates or flowers are recommended as well

[OlderAndWiser]

Some of these are mildly amusing, but. . . I don't think that many girls want to hear "you're my favorite fuck buddy" regardless of what kind of relationship they supposedly have with their partner.

[teawrecks]

False. If she knows her position then she'll appreciate it. If she doesn't have the sense of humor to appreciate it then she probably isn't cut out to be a fuck buddy anyways.

Fuck buddy relationships aren't for those who are so serious they can't laugh at a friggin card.

[OlderAndWiser]

@teawrecks I posted a poll and the results are 3-1 that women do not want to receive such a card.

Girls, , how would you feel if you received this card for Valentine's Day? ↗

[Robertcw]

😂 Gotta respect that merit based dominance right there. Spitting straight facts, backed by evidence that you polled for. ✊

[apple24]

hahah! Thats cute lol! I would totally give this as a joke! (:

[PrettyKitty31]

These made me giggle a little.
I would totally consider giving a few of these to my guy. He’d think it was funny. It fits my personality since I’m not sappy at all. These are actually my speed and I wouldn’t feel overly gushy and uncomfortable giving them or receiving them.

[Paris13]

Ahhhhhh, That is Adoreable.
Netflick and Lick... xx

[emmily2396]

Like friends with benefits wasn't enough gross, now there are even cards for it

[letsnot]

Bad. Bad. Terrible idea. If you're "fwb" or "fuck buddies" don't do anything. Don't.

[ClariceOwen23]

^ This

[pleaseloveme]

They're all so cringe

[shimmeryns]

They're just "friends"... I don't see how friends with benefits should exchange cards or give anything for Valentine's day. Actually I never really understood the whole friends with benefits relationship... Its like half in, half out. Not lovers, not really friends. So confusing.

[teawrecks]

I think it's hilarious, and I would never be involved in a friends with benefits / fuck buddy situation with someone who wouldn't also find it hilarious. So yeah, i would have used one on vday.

Thanks for showing me these.

[ClariceOwen23]

Why would you make a Valentine's day card for a FWB?

[kitty71]

I also ask myselff the same question as friends with benefits there is no attachment of love of any kind

[esotericstory]

Valentines day is not for friends with benefits, learn history please.

[ariadneR]

i love these lol.

I think my fave is i licked it so its mine

[Juxtapose]

With fuck buddies who are actually friends, I can see this being a good idea. Otherwise, you risk coming off as crossing a boundary.

[Jane_anne]

haha funny and a bit gross i dont have a friends with benefits anyway

[Massageman]

Some of those are pretty good, but some are over the top.

[digitalguy01]

I love those card ideas. Wonderfully crafted and I see no disrespect yet conveying the message subtly.

[Anonymous]

friends with benefits, shows how immature a person really is and is VERY stupid

[Kkaos]

Eh.. What's immature and.. ooh lookout...'VERY stupid' about it?

[Opinion Owner]

what do you think?

[Kkaos]

If I knew what your reasons were I wouldn't be asking you.

[Opinion Owner]

keep thinking

[Kkaos]

Nope. I'll just assume you have no idea what you're talking about. :)

[Raven_76]

Typical girl. Only want “FWB” or “FB” like it’s disguting how shallow and heartless girls are...

[sunshinepearl123]

This is so disgusting to me.

[kitty71]

Those are some funny cards

[Anonymous]

Lol! These are really cute

[Thotkiana]

this is dummbbbbb

[Secretgardenblood]

Good take