And The Winner Is…
Okay, GAGers, time is up! For almost a week, hilarious, creative, and witty responses rolled in, answering the question, “What’s in the Box?”
After reading through hundreds of responses, we’ve finally chosen the winner of our “What’s in the Box?” contest. The winner will receive a $50 Amazon gift card, and of course, bragging rights!
While several awesome answers were given, only one can be crowned the winner. So, without further ado, it is our pleasure to announce the champion….
Congratulations to, @KleinTeef!
"What every woman wants. An inflatable, perfect man."
Runners Up
To say the least, choosing just one great answer was a challenge. The GAG Team decided to recognize a few other GAGers for the clever answers they submitted.
@1152pm said, “Leftover Christmas food.”
@BassistForever said, “Ears. Each one taken from a different ex of hers.”
@GoodManDave said, “Jake from State Farm.”
@Betwyn said, “What's in the box you ask?
A portal to another world. A world, much like ours, but very different. There is no violence. No war. Not even disease. People live in harmony with each other, and the environment. Life is peaceful... Free...
No one wants for anything. Everything is just perfect. All laid out, everything in its place.
And there is this shimmering mystical quality to the sky... And it often snows just ever so softly.
It's the kind of place, everyone wishes they could visit… maybe even live…
That perfect place, frozen in time.
Inside a Snow Globe."
@helpman said, “Inside that box will be a word naming my Facebook password so that she could trust me in 100%.”
@JustBanANNAz said, “Well with them lips and that dress, pink seems to be her favorite color, so I'm guessing it's a piglet. Wearing pink beats by Dr Dre. And a pink bow around its neck.”
@sluggognatface said, “Clearly with the amount of glee she is showing, it must be a zombie survival kit. (Batteries not included)”
Thanks for Playing
All of the answers were awesome, and we had a great time reading them all. Until next time, GAGers! Happy New Year!
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