Oh I stopped using the cashier/check out a long time ago after too many awkward conversations about my purchases! I'm Team self check out or Team home deliveries theses days! ... one occasion I remember was working behind a bar but we noticed we had no lemons (G & T without lemons is frowned on over here), so before the shift started I was given some money out of the petty cash to buy a few dozen lemons. So I basically ended up at the check out with 40 individual lemons and nothing else, so the cashier said very nicely, " Oh someone like's lemons", which I replied (I was very tired at the time in my defence), "no I don't really eat them" with no explanation of why they were my only purchases... she then spent 5 minutes individually scanning each one in total awkward silence lol
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A pregnancy test kit, wire coat hangers, and a bag of lye.
I bought ky lube bottles, glow sticks and picked up my prescription for birth control.
It was for Halloween. Predator blood ingredients and my meds :/ cashier was an old lady.
Donuts
Donut holes
Super glue
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I work retail filling online orders. I once sent out an order where they bought a box of condoms but also bought special lubricant specifically ment for conceiving a child and a box of pregnancy tests. The first thing that I thought was that they were clearly planning on trying to trap someone by poking holes in all the condoms. You could try to say they didn't know the lube was for conceiving but it was literally all over the product name and description. I knew right away who ever this was was planning something their partner knew nothing about. Honestly I thought that was really shitty.
My boyfriend bought condoms and energy drinks in the late evening while wearing his work clothes. The cashier wished him a "nice nightshift" and laughed 😅
Put a lot of alcohol in your basket and one small jar of baby food. Then when you come to pay claim your a little short and put the baby food back. The look on their face is priceless.
LMAOOOOOOOO. I love this so much. I can't top this.
Hand saw, shovel, garbage bags, bleach, kitty litter, lime,
Latex gloves.I think an adult with rubber duckies, candles, and wine would be entertaining.
- Cucumber and a pack of rubbers
to piss them off
grab a toblerone and place it sideways on the conveyor so it looks like one of those seperator bar thingsRope and a soap.
Should raise some eyebrows.I had a fire performance where I bought camp fuel, an ammo can, and fishnet stockings. The cashier totally looked at me weird. It was great.
I tend to do this but leave it on the shelf... so maybe a cucumber, some lube and gardeners world magazine
Duck tape, rope, Ky lubes, 1 pair of socks, electric dog training collar, handcuffs, hunting knife, barbie doll, condoms. I think this combination of stuff would have me calling the cops...
this would make a very real and hilarious scenario if you got darker with it. like for a prank.
shovel rope duct tape axe latex gloves coverallshemroid cream , a Sitting donut and fudge Popsicles
Bottle of Rebel Yell bourbon, rope, body lube, 12 pack of condoms, vibrator, scarves.
Have a nice night, Sir.I was a cashier for awhile and one customer purchased condoms and cucumbers. I did everything I could not laugh as the frontend manager was only a few feet away from me
Once I picked up a bottle of Wilde Turkey 101 and a box of O. B. The cashier chuckled and asked, "First time for you and your daughter?" Me: "No, both are for the girlfriend." She just chuckled again.
Maybe wine, baby walker, board game, flat-screen TV, scooter, make-up pallets, and a beach ball.
Several years ago when I was working in a kiosk a dude came in and bought a porn magazine, a soda, and a chocolate bar. Made me chuckle a little, thinking he was going to have a nice time when he got home.
I would say rope lube a cucumber a mirror and some energy drinks as wellas a calander
I was a cashier and would not let the man threatening me with the gun buy the ammunition for it at Cabela's. True story on my life. Never returned to work.
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