What combination of items would make the cashier laugh/freak out the most?

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AndrewMG · Accepted Answer

Oh I stopped using the cashier/check out a long time ago after too many awkward conversations about my purchases! I'm Team self check out or Team home deliveries theses days! ... one occasion I remember was working behind a bar but we noticed we had no lemons (G & T without lemons is frowned on over here), so before the shift started I was given some money out of the petty cash to buy a few dozen lemons. So I basically ended up at the check out with 40 individual lemons and nothing else, so the cashier said very nicely, " Oh someone like's lemons", which I replied (I was very tired at the time in my defence), "no I don't really eat them" with no explanation of why they were my only purchases... she then spent 5 minutes individually scanning each one in total awkward silence lol

ChiTown33 · Accepted Answer

A pregnancy test kit, wire coat hangers, and a bag of lye.

Agape93 · Accepted Answer

I bought ky lube bottles, glow sticks and picked up my prescription for birth control.  It was for Halloween. Predator blood ingredients and my meds :/ cashier was an old lady.

rgb008 · Accepted Answer

Donuts Donut holes Super glue

Lily_Pi · Answer

I work retail filling online orders. I once sent out an order where they bought a box of condoms but also bought special lubricant specifically ment for conceiving a child and a box of pregnancy tests. The first thing that I thought was that they were clearly planning on trying to trap someone by poking holes in all the condoms. You could try to say they didn't know the lube was for conceiving but it was literally all over the product name and description. I knew right away who ever this was was planning something their partner knew nothing about. Honestly I thought that was really shitty.

Hurlyburly · Answer

My boyfriend bought condoms and energy drinks in the late evening while wearing his work clothes. The cashier wished him a "nice nightshift" and laughed 😅

purplepoppy · Answer

Put a lot of alcohol in your basket and one small jar of baby food. Then when you come to pay claim your a little short and put the baby food back. The look on their face is priceless.

AmandaYVR · Answer

LMAOOOOOOOO. I love this so much. I can't top this.

GhettoGirl · Answer

Hand saw, shovel, garbage bags, bleach, kitty litter, lime, Latex gloves.

lightbulb27 · Answer

I think an adult with rubber duckies, candles, and wine would be entertaining.

robske · Answer

- Cucumber and a pack of rubbers to piss them off grab a toblerone and place it sideways on the conveyor so it looks like one of those seperator bar things

Metallsturm · Answer

Rope and a soap. Should raise some eyebrows.

MzAsh · Answer

I had a fire performance where I bought camp fuel, an ammo can, and fishnet stockings. The cashier totally looked at me weird. It was great.

loveslongnails · Answer

Bottle of Rebel Yell bourbon, rope, body lube, 12 pack of condoms, vibrator, scarves. Have a nice night, Sir.

MrHopper · Answer

I tend to do this but leave it on the shelf... so maybe a cucumber, some lube and gardeners world magazine

JREED9383 · Answer

Duck tape, rope, Ky lubes, 1 pair of socks, electric dog training collar, handcuffs, hunting knife, barbie doll, condoms. I think this combination of stuff would have me calling the cops...

Sevenpointfive · Answer

this would make a very real and hilarious scenario if you got darker with it. like for a prank. shovel rope duct tape axe latex gloves coveralls

IIGrifterSixII · Answer

hemroid cream , a Sitting donut and fudge Popsicles

Chadnelson1973 · Answer

I was a cashier for awhile and one customer purchased condoms and cucumbers. I did everything I could not laugh as the frontend manager was only a few feet away from me

MannMitAntworten · Answer

Once I picked up a bottle of Wilde Turkey 101 and a box of O. B. The cashier chuckled and asked, "First time for you and your daughter?" Me: "No, both are for the girlfriend." She just chuckled again.

StephenCF · Answer

I once served a woman who was buying both a pack of condoms and a pregnancy test 😅

Youryeodongsaeng · Answer

Maybe wine, baby walker, board game, flat-screen TV, scooter, make-up pallets, and a beach ball.

CreativeMumble · Answer

Several years ago when I was working in a kiosk a dude came in and bought a porn magazine, a soda, and a chocolate bar. Made me chuckle a little, thinking he was going to have a nice time when he got home.

Dante19xx · Answer

I would say rope lube a cucumber a mirror and some energy drinks as wellas a calander

unluckyplant710 · Answer

I was a cashier and would not let the man threatening me with the gun buy the ammunition for it at Cabela's. True story on my life. Never returned to work.

JakeMist86 · Answer

Pineapple, giant bottles of lube and a first aid kit...

WinterAurelia · Answer

Vibrator, condoms, bleach, a mask, rum, and rubber gloves lol

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

One time i went to the counter with Chocolate , Lube and some other stuff and yes i was using the lube for masturbation it wasn't for sex. LMAO

abc3643 · Answer

In 1992, I bought Halloween candy at the supermarket. The bill just happened to be $6.66. The cashier and I looked at each other and then cracked-up.

GermanGuy87 · Answer

baby oil, condoms and like 48 rolls of toilet paper

FakeName123 · Answer

Trash bag, a Chainsaw, a Shovel, a wooden Cross and Joghurt.

Mrblooo · Answer

Yeah what the pic said n bananas, lubricant, n before u could only get porn on dvds or vhs that would be a uncomfortable situation at the check out line n condoms n even when u buy tampons for your wife or girlfriend n there's probably more stuff but I can't really think right now really but don't be surprise it I send another opinion 😉😊😋😁😂🤣🤣

Kaneki05 · Answer

Lol yess i needed this question funny af. Bagged milk with a pickle and vodka and some anti depressents with a cheap blender and some ice cubes.

DrTruth · Answer

Big plastic barrel, plastic gloves, 100 pounds cement, duct tape, table vice, power drill, hammer, mop, bleach, rope, tarp, propane torch, and a chainsaw. Ask the cashier if they know any secluded ponds outside the city to go fishing tonight.

Massageman · Answer

A turkey baster, Tabasco sauce, whipped cream in a spray can, and a drop cloth.

Anonymous · Answer

Lube, ductape, cable ties, shovel, bag of lime, rubber gloves, chloroform

Hawk77 · Answer

Well there was this one time me and my friends who went shopping together ended up with peanut butter, condoms, and a clone trooper toy mainly as jokes. We ended up leaving them on a banana rack.

moo07 · Answer

For me it's already happened, I was buying condoms and Sanitary napkins

blondfrog · Answer

As a cashier nonr of these but that's cause I am do immune to this boring job lol.

Askaway3 · Answer

Don't ever use my emotions for your personal gratification

pizzalovershouse · Answer

it must be cumber an the chocolate they were thinking some sexy thoughts

esotericstory · Answer

A pack of condoms, lube and lots of pain killer medications.

Anonymous · Answer

this girl came in and brought her sister in law a dildo for her birthday she planned on wrapping it up and giving it to her at the birthday party

Riddler1412 · Answer

A Gillette razor, condoms and chocolate pudding was just one that got the cashier smiling.

normalice · Answer

Trash bags, rope, and a shovel, I guess

taterthot · Answer

Mayonnaise and condoms

Rob171977 · Answer

a bottle of wine a rubber chicken a pair of handcuffs a bun and hotdog and a roadrunner or bugs bunny cartoon

13IsALuckyNumber · Answer

A jar of pickles and a box of frozen waffles. Along with some laxatives.

Ivory02 · Answer

Condoms, lube, a bag of skittles, & a sub sandwich

Swat_ · Answer

I think the combination of a gun to their head and a bag in the other hand would scare them.

Anpu23 · Answer

Box of condoms, rope, zip ties, duct tape, vaginal lube and a knife set.

MysteriousDarkness · Answer

It depends on the cashier and what they find funny and or what makes them freak out. It also depends on the store you are at.

Guyvo · Answer

Water, wine and an atheist magazine

ChefCurry · Answer

So bitches do love big dicks.

IMainHanzo · Answer

Shovel. Fertilizer. Lemon. Rubber gloves. Hunting knife.

Twalli · Answer

Condoms, beer, and hallucinogens or medication that have the side effect of memory loss.

MecheD · Answer

Condoms , tampons/pads, alcohol

Cybernizer · Answer

Condoms, hot sauce, and rope.

JKingOff · Answer

Antidepressants and some rope.

Shamalien · Answer

A roast beef sandwhich, and some furry handcuffs

COMMODOREII · Answer

You forgot the ice cream lol

Nadim171 · Answer

Ducktape, knife, gloves

R_ūshī · Answer

An eggplant and lube... not even condoms

cirno · Answer

Why would you bully someone for what they buy?

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