25 Thoughts Tall Girls Have

[Anonymous]

1. Just once I wish someone would ask me if I play tennis, or soccer, or run...anything else!

2. Walk, walk, duck, walk, walk, duck, ow!, duck, walk, duck, walk (typical trip down a tree lined sidewalk).

3. I don't know who these short people are who can even reach the top shelf of the size 10 shoe section, but why is it every time I pick up a shoe, its a size 6 or 8, and not a 10!

4. You have plus, you have a petite section, but is there ever a tall section? No. No there is not.

5. No, I'm not actually wearing heels right now. Oh you just checked because you didn't believe me...

6. Sir, my knees have been jammed into the pleathery crotch of this airplane seat for 8 hours and now is the time you pick to block the aisle trying to find your friggin' cell phone! So help me, I will use these spider legs to hurdle over you if necessary. Don't temp me.

7. If another person asks if I can just squish down a little...

8. Hey, why is everyone else so winded, it was only a 10 block walk. Oh right.

9. Using me as tree shade doesn't quite work when its raining and the umbrella is up here and the rain is falling down there, now does it?

10. So when I offered to get it down 5 minutes ago when I was standing there trying to help, it was my problem for trying to help, but now that you and I...mainly you...realize you can't reach it, and I'm comfortable on the couch, it's your problem.

11. If capris had a long sleeve shirt equivalent, I'm looking at it. I see I'll be rolling up the sleeves...again.

12. Is he looking at my boobs because he's a guy or are they just literally in his face and he actually has no where else to really look?

13. By all means, give me the lecture again about how I'm not "supposed" to wear high heels. I didn't get it the first 10 times you gave it to me.

14. I'm just going to go ahead and put this romper back on the hanger and walk away slowly.

15. In most cultures, its rude to meet someone new and make exclamatory remarks like, "you're fat," or "you're old," or "you've got a glass eye," but "you're tall!" they screech, and everyone is apparently fine with that. Hmm-k.

16. I swear to God I am NOT playing footsy with you. I was just trying to stretch

17. I'm guessing you didn't run the standard background check you do for everyone else on this guy you're trying to hook me up with. You clearly only picked him for me because he's tall. Gee...thanks.

18. No, I voted and you sleep on the hotel pull out couch, and I'll take the bed.

19. If I scoot the seat up even an inch, we're all going to die when I can't hit the brakes. You're fine.

20. Why must I always be made to look like I'm pooping to take a picture with anyone?

21. Hmm, my friends seem to be looking for me in the crowd...ACTIVATE HOMING BEACON! (stands up)

22. Must take 14 steps back to see what I'm wearing in the full length mirror, ok, ok.

23. Finally an actual selfie because I can't see any of my friends in the photo. Ha!

24. Third head wound this month from that damn lamp!

25. One...size...fits...f*ck you!

[redeyemindtricks]

Wow... Not ONE positive?

Lemme help you out here:

• Hell yeah, I've got the longest legs on this block... and the next one, and the one after that. The whole world's my runway -- and I *know* yr all watching. If yr lucky, I might even glance back at ya.

• Tall women, we're hot af.

• What's this shit my shorter friends are always on about, "hemming" jeans and pants? I've never heard of this before ahahahah

• I don't have to deal with compliments that actually belittle me, especially shit like "cute" and "adorable". EVERYONE treats me like the grown-ass woman I am, whether they're singing my praises, whispering sweet seduction, or even cursing the day I was born.

• We're hot as fuck.

• While everyone else in the club is dripping gross sweat and ruined makeup down their faces... yeah, I'm up here, a whole head above the rest of the crowd (especially in the tall-ass shoes I wear to go out), just chillin'.
When they blow those icy fog jets... yep, I get those full in the face, while y'all sweatin' down there. I stay cool up here. <3

• My sizes in designer shoes always go on sale. Sometimes they go to outlets, then go on sale at the outlets, then go on markdown off the sale price.
The same CL Seann Girls that my "normal" friends would've had to pay $3795 plus tax for, I got for about $500.
(psssst you only wear a 10, which is still a pretty normal size -- that's not quite big enough to reap this benefit, sadly enough for you)

• Did I mention we're hot as fuck?

#99problemsbutmyheightaint1

[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles

[Smmyskittles]

Wait... Wait... You forgot: We're hot as fuck. lol

[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles yesssss thank you for covering that glaring omission mah dear!

[Nik1hil]

@Smmyskittles what is both of your height!.. I find tall girls very tempting!..

[redeyemindtricks]

@Smmyskittles @takeowner @SunnyCaliGirl... On a more sobering note, it's important to know that breast-cancer mortality risk is WAY higher for us. At the height of you two, it's about 40% higher than baseline risk. At my height it's about 60-70% higher than normal risk.

In fact, taller people are at higher risk for all kinds of cancer -- not to mention the strain on our cardiovascular systems (it's harder to pump all that blood up there!).
Studies on men have shown that each additional inch of height, above 5'5" or so, means about one year less of life expectancy. I haven't seen too many studies of women specifically, but one can only assume it's the same.
Smmy, this means yr beloved 6'4" guys will die, on average, more than 10 years earlier than normal.
(When was the last time you saw a really tall old guy?)

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/.../tileshop_pmc_inline.html

[redeyemindtricks]

@Nik1hil In centimeters I'm about 187.5 (just under 6'2").

[redeyemindtricks]

... But, yeah. When you get to be my age, don't skip the mammograms girlies. We are a high risk group.

[Smmyskittles]

Late 50s/early 60s and he was like 6'3. This was when I was 14. [[ worked at a retirement home once]]

[jacquesvol]

AAUW!
I didn't know about the cancer risk. :(

[Nik1hil]

@jacquesvol I am just like 187.5 😍😍 A giant!.

[jacquesvol]

@Nik1hil you'd better kiss sitting down or some guys might aim lower to early. ;)

[Nik1hil]

@jacquesvol I am not 187.5 Cms... I am around 180cms but she is like 187.5!.. Which makes me feel like She's 😍😍A giant!.. Beauty!..

[jacquesvol]

@redeyemindtricks
Your ankles are so sexy when wearing jeans or pants! :D

[redeyemindtricks]

@jacquesvol lol nah there are brands that are long enough for me.

Some women's jeans are designed to be hemmed, so, if I just leave them unhemmed they're about exactly the right length.
Also, there are a couple brands (e. g. Notify) that specialize in longer inseams.

I do wear a lot of capri-length stuff though (:

[TadCurious]

As a tall guy myself I thought this was so funny and great. I know exactly what you mean about people -- who have JUST MET YOU -- and the first thing out of their mouths is: "Gosh, you're TALL!" (Like, wtf? And you're not, but I'm not gonna comment on that little person. . .) And I know it's got to be even worse for tall girls than tall guys. But at the end of the day, just know that you have good genes and tall girls are very special.

[myTake Owner]

Thanks! I love when people "get it." I think some people misinterpreted this as me hating my height. I love it, but a lot of the annoying things are how people treat you because of it like the squish down thing. I'm not going to squish down in a seat for 3 hours during a play for a seat I equally paid for. I didn't pay to be uncomfortable for 3 hours! If I have to deal with hitting my head on every other tree branch, short people need to deal with the fact that they occasionally won't be able to see b/c some tall person is sitting in front of them. I feel better already :)

[TadCurious]

Experience (pain!) is a great teacher. I don't hit my head on things nearly as much as I used to. And never on the same thing twice! Haha.

[myTake Owner]

Erg. It's always my kitchen lamp over the dining table. Every other time I stand up, boom so I've just pushed the table out awkwardly to avoid this from happening.

[BuchitaBuchys]

Is that picture with Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift real? He looks like a freaking baby lol

And it's ok to say "you're tall!" And not "you're fat!/have a glass eye!" Because being tall is something that is conventionally seen as attractive. When is the last time you saw a 5'0 runway model?
Being fat or having a glass eye is typically not seen as a compliment and exclaiming it seems more of insulting or mocking them as opposed to "pleasantly surprised" or shocked with you skyscrapers.

If it's any consolation, one size fits all doesn't fit us petite ladies either lol

Also, tall women are gorgeous! Rock it sexy skyscrapers!

[redeyemindtricks]

Ironically, the whole point of runway models is (among other things) NOT to be conventionally attractive.

More on that in my opinion here
www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1894392-why-can-t-models-be-short

[Oram52]

@redeyemindtricks I thought the reason was so they will stand out easier to see on runway. candice swanepoel or Karlie Kloss don't look less conventionally attractive to me. The Vogue type models yeah not fan of them. But that could be achieved with shorter models too being less conventional.

[LaVilaine]

To be fair, Bruno Mars is a little fart. He's only 5'5". Taylor Swift *is* tall (5'10"), but we're comparing a little dude with a tall lady so it's not really a fair comparison.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Oram52 The Victoria's Secret angels are editorial models, not runway models.

[Pacificblue62]

Tall people have to whine about their height all their time... Men and women. It's like a Yankee fan whining about not winning a championship every year or a filthy rich person whining about their salary or very minor problems. I'm not short by any means, actually have a decent height, but I don't fit into the 6'3 plus club either. That being said short people have it worse. That's actually quite obviuos. Be grateful and consider yourself lucky for having a lot of height. View being asked about your height as a compliment.

[myTake Owner]

Dude, get outta here with this whole comment! "Short people have it worse." This isn't a competition to see who has it worse in life. Hell, do you want to win that competition? I don't. It's called relating personal experiences that tall people deal with to other tall people and others who are just curious. I never said I hated myself. You are insinuating that. Geezus, you can't write anything these days without someone having to take it so seriously.

[Pacificblue62]

First- I don't have to get outta anywhere with any comment. If you don't like my opinion so be it. Secondly I never said it was a competition it's just kind of like why complain about being tall? If anyone is going to complain about height, I can understand short people complaining. But I mean tall people come on? That's just my opinion though. If you want to gripe and say you have it so bad so be it. Third not everyone is going to love or agree with your post or what you write. That's called life and true all over the Internet. Fourth- Where did I say you hated yourself? What am I insinuating? I think you are reading too much into my comment and taking it the wrong way. You're basically getting offended for no reason and trying to start an argument. Fifth- " You can't write anything these days without someone having to take it so seriously". Basically what's happening here. Story of my life as well but I live with it.

[myTake Owner]

The first line of my response is a figure of speech, not literal, LOL!

This whole mytake is, well, MYTAKE and MY opinion about MY height so you telling me not to talk about it is irrelevant. I mean if I based my whole life on how you feel people should feel about things that you have not actually experienced yourself, well... I mean...

In conclusion, if you truly feel all of this isn't this serious, you'll have nothing more to say, I'm sure, because we're both allowed as you said, to have our own opinions... especially in regard to our own lives and experiences. Great. Good talk.

[Pacificblue62]

"So you telling me not to talk about it is irrelevant". When did I ever say don't talk about it. You can talk about it. I just gave my opinion about how I see these all over the place not just here and I don't think being tall is all that bad. That's basically what I'm saying. See your height as a good thing. If you don't like what I said and want to take offense by it so be it. There was a reply button on this thing so I wrote my opinion and you chose to respond to my comment in the first place. "You'll have nothing more to say". I'm being notified on this and I'll choose to say what I want. I stopped trying to please peoples demands like this telling me what I can and can't say or when I can and can't say it because it really got me nowhere. Anyway, bye.

[ComeAlongPond]

I feel like every hate comment longer than one sentence follows the same criteria: Deny things you said, Complain about things you have little to no experience with, and saying that hate comments and stuff happens. It's the internet, get over it. From a tall person, SHORT AND TALL BOTH HAVE ADVANTAGES AND DISADVANTAGES! They are equal! This is certainly nothing to start an argument over. :)

[Pacificblue62]

@ComeAlongPond you're reading into things it's not a hate comment. In general I like to write and write a lot and people always find that annoying but oh well. Also not denying anything. I feel like people in general just read into things and overanalyze things in the most negative way possible. They'll read things as negative as possible and the way they prefer to stir up excitement. We all do it. Funny thing is I found out OP is actually shorter than me by a couple inches lol. I think tall people are awesome and all heights are awesome. I just think tall people don't have it that bad. That's my opinion. I'll admit though I am protective of my opinions and don't get bossed around easily.

[ComeAlongPond]

Just curious, what is hard for short people?

[ComeAlongPond]

In your opinion.

[Pacificblue62]

@ComeAlongPond Lol that's why I have been saying its my opinion this whole thread. I swear people interpret things as negative as possible and want to make every differeing opinion like it is offensive when it's not. And I'm so right on that lol. Ok to answer you're question I remember back to like I was 13 and 5'4 it was the worst feeling ever. Even being 5'8 when I was like 15. Just having to look up at everyone and feel like you're a kid it's pretty bad. I mean at 6 ft you get kind of the best of both worlds. At times you feel short and at times you feel tall. I mean yeah my legs have been jammed in airplane seats, short people have called me tall, I've banged my head on things, sometimes have trouble with smaller cars and have to bend my neck to talk to people but I don't mind all that. Those are just minor inconveniences and I'd rather be really tall and have all of that magnified than go through life everyday feeling small and insignificant and not be taken seriously.

[Takada]

I giggle every time I see a shorter guy among tall girls like this:
celebrity-height.com/.../...ngton-short-height.jpg

But then I remember I'm only 5'3" and those guys are taller than me

[Oram52]

"By all means, give me the lecture again about how I'm not "supposed" to wear high heels."

No no no rock those heels Lol There is no reason not to wear heels.
There are plenty of guys that like tall girls. A lot of the things you mention aren't even negative or should be a big deal.

How tall are you anyway.

[myTake Owner]

Oh I absolutely do rock high heels all the time. I'm 6'2 in those heels and I love it, but in reality I'm "only" 5'10. I always look like a school teacher herding a flock of children when my girlfriends and I go out, because here is "6'2" me and there they all are, barely 5'5... in heels.

[Pacificblue62]

OP Wow you're actually shorter than me lol

[Anonymous]

Good take. here's one for a guy dating a tall girl.
26 Mistook underage girl as older because she was so tall and looks adult.
This happened to me once, the girl told me she was eighteen, it was only after a violent encounter with her father when he and the mother found her having sex at my home that I found out her real age. She confessed that she'd been lying all along and was sorry to have caused any hurt and that she loved me. Thankfully her parents were reasonable about it and didn't report me to the police as well as wanting to keep it all quiet as they were prominent Christians.

[sara_nour]

lol my friend who is only 16 look like she's 25 had many relationship with older guys but no one of this guys find out.

[Opinion Owner]

@sara_nour This girl was fourteen and 6.5ft and had model good looks.

[sara_nour]

ouch 14 that's young for a 26 how did you felt when you knew her age?

[Opinion Owner]

@sara_nour afraid that after five years in jail my ass would whistle when I fart.

[Opinion Owner]

@sara_nour but in all seriousness I was devastated as I really had real genuine feelings for her.

[sara_nour]

i'm really sorry for you, but remember you did nothing wrong SHE lied.

[Opinion Owner]

@sara_nour I feel sorry for myself. I blame her parents not her, she was young and dumb. We were dating for months and she'd often stay the night. What kind of parents have no idea were their daughter is.

[sara_nour]

well most of teens lie and say they're sleeping in their friend house and she is responsible , she knew you could go to jail.

[Summerbunny]

So true... the picture thing always gets me upset especially when I'm around my sisters and we take pictures.

[Nik1hil]

Are you taller then 180cms

[Summerbunny]

@Nik1hil I'm 5"10

[Nik1hil]

So you are like shorter then your sisters

[Summerbunny]

@Nik1hil I'm the tallest one Lol... even though I'm the youngest and I was a premature baby.

[Polocrew]

Thoughts I have about tall chicks

1) Easier to 69
2) more legs to play with
3) would be more fun to lift her and pound her standing with legs wrapped around me
4) easier to 69
5) would look hotter when I lift her up and make out

[redeyemindtricks]

My name is redeye and I approve this message. (:

yeahhh after you've had a 6ft+ woman's legs wrapped all the way around yr back... let's see you try to go back to having a short girl's legs "wrapped" around you. won't work huh #spoiled #fucked4lyf

[Polocrew]

@redeyemindtricks yea and heels actually suit them lol flaunts em more

[redeyemindtricks]

<3 <3 #fuckyeah

[SunnyCaliGirl]

I love this take so much <3 <3 <3 and it's so true and thoughts that I have had before

[Wulfila]

This made me chuckle. One of my buddies in high school was 6'4", and he said a lot of the same things.

#12 though. lol. "Girl, it ain't my fault that your height + footwear choices put my face level with your boobs! What did you think was gonna happen when you stood 3 feet in front of me?" X-D

[godfatherfan]

LOL... as a 6' 3" man I get it completely...

[Tomboy_Cool]

as a 5'1" girl i dont get it ever 😂

[LittleSally]

Yeah, I mean sure... everything has its disadvantages, but I envy tall women.. They're all modelesque with such long legs... Literally look good in everything!

[Josht13]

Hmm I guess tall people have lots of height related thoughts compared to short people cos I barely have any thoughts about it.

[BrownBoyBrownies]

I take piggy back rides on tall women. They love it

[BuchitaBuchys]

Cute lol

[Tomboy_Cool]

😂 nice

[YourFutureEx]

I won't settle with a taller girl but would bang one before I die. Hope so.

[Tomboy_Cool]

the only tall girl that would accept to bang with u.
i.dailymail.co.uk/.../...1000005DC-284_306x525.jpg

[YourFutureEx]

@Tomboy_Cool why do you think so?

[Tomboy_Cool]

i can tell the future.

[YourFutureEx]

@Tomboy_Cool First of all, I didn't find her "ugly". And second, I didn't mean to "use" any girl.

[COCOCHANEL]

dude, that's kinda offensive

[YourFutureEx]

@COCOCHANEL I don't know how but okay

[Tomboy_Cool]

she's talking about me lol @YourFutureEx
@COCOCHANEL yea im sorry i acctually feel really bad about this

[COCOCHANEL]

@Tomboy_Cool nah i was talking to him

[Tomboy_Cool]

@COCOCHANEL 0.0 u were! omg im releived HOT DAMN

[LaVilaine]

OMG this describes my actual life.

[Anonymous]

Why do you dislike if people call you wow you are tall?
You are lucky that you are so tall, feel lucky and enjoy it
Many men feel intimidated and jealous of you

[myTake Owner]

When it's literally the first thing everyone says to you even before they say hi, and all the time, and everyday, it's not as wonderful as you'd think. Plus... you, know you're tall. It would be nice just to hear, hey, how are you, or wonderful day, or something.

[Opinion Owner]

What's your height and I bet you intimidate and scare away half of men

[Hobbitguy]

They have a big pride. Even if you are handsome, intelligent, nice guy, they don't see you as boyfriend material due to your avarage height. And they may prefer lower quality but tall guys just for it.

[helloitsmethere]

I will never, ever get these lol
I always wondered what it is like to be tall.
Also, holy shit Taylor is tall as fuck

[chc0009]

I wonder what tall women would think of me, since I'm a 6'2" Korean American man.

[Swim_Isaac]

I'm a 6' 2 Vietnamese American teenager 😂🙃

[93stepsawayfromhome]

I can actually relate to a whole lot of these.