You know in this day and age there are things people still fall for. You would think that after all this time no one would fall for them. However people still somehow do.
Nigerian Prince Scams
This scam is OLDER THAN THE FREAKING INTERNET. It used to be called the Spanish Prisoner scam. In olden days some asshole would pretend to have this really wealthy dude imprisoned in usually Spain but any old european monarchy would do cause you could go to prison for simply saying the king wasn't all that great n shit cause Europeans still had absolute monarchies till ww1 for reasons that are beyond me.
Now people still fall for the old, prince in Nigeria has millions and millions and they need like 2 grand to free up the money. Never mind they can't spell Nigeria, never mind what a prince is doing internet begging, never mind that nigeria doesn't even HAVE a king or queen or royal family. Go ahead. Now most people who fall for this are, wait for it, Old people, cause old people do stupid shit cause of serious mental decline.
Now look even if there WAS a Nigerian Prince, they would find a way to fuck you over, that's what all nobility is about, even the current monarchs of Europe that have no power. They are still out for number one, the best thing to do with a royal family is what the French and Russians did with theirs, kill them all and let the gods deal with them.
Car Dealer Ads
Here is a true story from Waffles Own life,
Waffles family needed a new car, Waffles noticed an ad in the back of the paper for a car dealership with a specific price for a specific model, Waffles Family went to the dealership that posted the ad in the boston herald, Waffles Family found out the car dealership had none of that car for that price, they did have a shitty pt cruiser. Waffles felt fucking ripped off. Thinking back I'm pretty sure we could have sued.
The fact is that Car Dealerships are less honest than your average Meth Addict, and at least the Meth Addict won't get you to buy a car for ten grand that doesn't run.
Infomercials
People in Infomercials are the stupidest kind of people imaginable. It makes sense that the stupidest people imaginable would order from an infomercial, at the time of day infomercials are on? Someone needs to get these people netflix cause their is no good reason to watch a tv channel at 3 in the morning anymore, netflix instead it will save you money cause if you order shit from infomercials then you are obviously too stupid to not spend it on stupid shit.
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