Why is it that sometimes when I wipe, I wipe, I wipe and I wipe a hundred times, there's still poop?

[Whoooooooooo]

[madhatters4]

off subject a bit but i think it's awesome that Chris Pratt's career has taken off as a result of Parks and Rec. Two years running he's starred in two of the biggest grossing movies of the year.

[Whoooooooooo]

I think its very funny how Chris Pratt starred in Parks and Rec. and in Jurassic Park he starred as someone who works in a park xD but I have to admix he pulled off the role. He's also an awesome Star Lord can't deny that.

[BertMacklinFBI]

i knew it before i opened lol

[Whoooooooooo]

I knew you would lol

[Bimbobambo]

Yo! This guy looks like you! Now I know why you were so familiar to me! @BertMacklinFBI

[BertMacklinFBI]

@Bimbobambo hahaa 😂

[EmpatheticLady]

I looooove Parks and Rec. :)

Sounds like a personal problem you got there. Might wanna see a doctor.

[Whoooooooooo]

Ah me toooo I was so sad when it ended. I wanted to see more of Ron lol. Would you like to come with me? We can make like 100 million doctor's appointments in 1 week so that we don't have to go the doctor in like 10 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgKpRDi0P4

[EmpatheticLady]

I was very upset to see they canceled the series, too. It was a cute ending, though. Ron is my favorite character. He embodies that "I don't give a fuck" personality that I wish I could have sometimes. :P Unless he's drinking Snake Juice, that is.

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[Whoooooooooo]

OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHA that was literally the best episode ever xD <--- see what I did there?
He doesn't give a fuck but he's actually the biggest softie out there :D

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[EmpatheticLady]

That's your favorite episode, too? No way! I knew I liked you for a reason. ;)

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[Whoooooooooo]

hahaha well, I have included the reason we like each other so much in the message I am currently writing ;) But in my opinion Ron is the best character in the show.

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[EmpatheticLady]

Ron definitely is the best character on the show! No doubt. :)

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[EmpatheticLady]

Thanks for MHO!

[Whoooooooooo]

once again you're welcome hahah

[Suhmer]

omfg. I've never watched this show but this has made me want to watch it hahahaha

[Whoooooooooo]

you should give a go lol I didn't enjoy season 1 so i skipped it and started from 2 xD

[madhatters4]

this show is awesome. i didn't like season one at first. but then loved season 2, so going back to watch season 1 I liked it more

[Suhmer]

my best friend says the same thing! she watches it and says season 1 is awful but the rest are the best, i might skip it too :) but i do have to watch it now!!

[madhatters4]

maybe watch the 2nd season and then go back to the 1st. or just watch it straight through so you can appreciate how much better it gets. I didn't think the 1st season was awful just not nearly as good as teh second season

[DivaMonae]

Well there goes 15 seconds of my life that I'll never get back -_-

[Whoooooooooo]

perhaps if you don't get on GAG you'd have more time to sit around and do nothing ^^

[DivaMonae]

But if I'm sitting around and doing nothing then I may as well be on GAG ;)

[sherbearee]

you have a marker sticking out your butt maybe

[Whoooooooooo]

ewwwww not planning on using it again then

[sherbearee]

yeah i wouldn't recommend it...

[Curmudgeon]

Try a bidet, or wetting the TP if it is sturdy enough, then trying with dry TP.

If you are quite hairy down there, look at shaving or otherwise reducing the hairs around there.

[Mesonfielde]

That's why wet paper and bidets and showers exist. The fact that we use only dry papers is stupid.

[TheBraveLion]

Dude, happens to me. So annoying even after i scrub my ass, I have to do it again after I get dried -__-

[Prof_Don]

baby wipes is the solution, or some wet T. P. with a small dab of soap! #ProblemSolved

[RedThread]

Dude I think this has happened to everyone a few times lmao

[Anonymous]

Hilarious! What is this show about?

[Whoooooooooo]

Its called Parks and Recreation and its about people working in the Parks and Rec. department of a small city. You should definitely give it go hahah but I suggest starting from season 2 because I didn't like season 1 that much.

[9mfeo]

Try cod liver oil.

[Whoooooooooo]

Forgive me for questioning your expertise but have you tried it yourself?

[9mfeo]

It's something my doctor told me. I have excellent digestion and thus don't need to try.

[BrownBoyBrownies]

This is why we use water in Asia lol

[HaveNoName]

That is why you always wash!!!

[ConsultantIsBack]

We need bidets in US

[Anonymous]

Use a wet one.