Is it okay to use a graveyard as a restroom if the need is dire?

pervertedjester

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Is it okay to use a graveyard as a restroom if the need is dire?

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These types of questions always kept me out of the really good schools.

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SaintRichie23 Follow
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You will then be cursed to forever R. I. P. (Rest In Piss). Never again will you wake up in the morning to a try bed. Every time you rest, whether it is a bed, a chair, or a couch, you will void your bladder. Good luck maintaining relationships and nice furniture and car seats when you can't stop pissing yourself and are known at the office as "the guy who wears adult diapers"

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  *Dry. Dammit, can't post without grammer errors ever since I proofread in that haunted house.
  
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DarklordOdin Follow
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Well, the dead can't really object to being pissed on.
That being said, 'twould be wiser to do your business on nearby trees (which are probably reasonably abundant), as getting caught in the act on gravestones may or may not result in legal action being taken against you.

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Fitness-Fanatic Follow
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That's in bad taste lol there's plenty of trees outside the walls of that graveyard in the pic you posted. So you could go behind one of those trees. lol It's more respectful than peeing on or near someone's dead loved ones grave. I wouldn't, no matter how desperate I was.

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Ganbygail12 Follow
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I wouldn't, it's not very respectful. Imagine the love of your life just died and you spend tons in that perfect tomb stone... Then some dude walks up as you are bringing flowers to the grave and goes all over right behind it.

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Pomegranate139 Follow
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Do you want to get haunted? Because that's how you get haunted.

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- dstrings
  
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  shut up, meg. Nobody cares
  
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hahahmm Follow
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'Animals do it'. Birds crap on your car. Does that mean you have the right to crap on your neighbor's car?

The only 'dire need' would be if you wet your pants. Anything less and you could have left the cemetery.

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RedVulcan Follow
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Make sure you aren't seen. Corpses won't complain, but their living relatives certainly will.
I don't understand why people give respect to and even construct graveyards. Corpses are not the people they once were.

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madhatters4 Follow
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seems disrespectful for a few reasons. definitely should be a better place to urinate that doesn't desecrate property

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ElissaDido Follow
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I don't know about America, but it's actually illegal in France and you can get heavily fined for it.

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- DavidLuiz
  
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  can’t take my eyes off of you <3
  
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miiszmel Follow
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That is so disrespectful! How would you feel if someone randomly pissed on your deceased relative's grave? Some people these days -_-

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Justinaveragedude Follow
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Don't piss off dead people, or piss on them. They can be vengeful mutha f**kers.

https://youtu.be/jBkOeM7mH_w

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cara081 Follow
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Only if you're 2 seconds away from pissing your pants. And find somewhere that isn't a grave

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adamjanovic Follow
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If you don't mind being tormented by pissed off, excuse me, pissed ON ghosts for the rest of your life then go ahead!

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Royal_Da_Honest Follow
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Hell no whatever grave you shit or piss on going to haunt you

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Paris13 Follow
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Step away from the Tombstones and Go near those Trees that Sway in the Breeze, please. xx

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- Paris13
  
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  lol I see you have some of the walking dead here, dear. xx
  
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JudgmentDay Follow
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Better not get caught if you ever did take a leak or dump in a place like that.

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CubsterShura Follow
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No. It's so disrespectful for the dead? Waking a few steps away from the graveyard won't kill you.

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- AleDeEurope
  
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  As long as you make it out the graveyard mwahahahaha
  
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DonkeyRick69 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 26

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No it's disrespectful and dishonorable.

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Sasisen Follow
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Not if you want ghost pee while you're sleeping for the rest of your life

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sangwoo Follow
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graves waste too much space anyways. fertilize that grass man

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rjroy3 Follow
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That's a step down from looking over the urinal wall, to compliment a man on his shoes

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TheOtakuMaid Follow
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Piss on my grave and I will climb out of the fucking pits of Hell and drag you into it with me.

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GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
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I wouldn't urinate on ones grave, i got respect for the decease.

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jakebutton12 Follow
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It's perfectly fine. While you are at it, you may as well rub your asshole all over the lawn. 👍

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bloodmountain1990 Follow
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Is this a serious post?

Just go outside the cemetery.

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