Is it okay to use a graveyard as a restroom if the need is dire?

[pervertedjester]

Just wondering.

Why not, the animals do it.

Yes, but only behind the tombstone.

No, find somewhere else you freak!

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+1 y

These types of questions always kept me out of the really good schools.

[SaintRichie23]

You will then be cursed to forever R. I. P. (Rest In Piss). Never again will you wake up in the morning to a try bed. Every time you rest, whether it is a bed, a chair, or a couch, you will void your bladder. Good luck maintaining relationships and nice furniture and car seats when you can't stop pissing yourself and are known at the office as "the guy who wears adult diapers"

[SaintRichie23]

*Dry. Dammit, can't post without grammer errors ever since I proofread in that haunted house.

[DarklordOdin]

Well, the dead can't really object to being pissed on.
That being said, 'twould be wiser to do your business on nearby trees (which are probably reasonably abundant), as getting caught in the act on gravestones may or may not result in legal action being taken against you.

[Fitness-Fanatic]

That's in bad taste lol there's plenty of trees outside the walls of that graveyard in the pic you posted. So you could go behind one of those trees. lol It's more respectful than peeing on or near someone's dead loved ones grave. I wouldn't, no matter how desperate I was.

[Ganbygail12]

I wouldn't, it's not very respectful. Imagine the love of your life just died and you spend tons in that perfect tomb stone... Then some dude walks up as you are bringing flowers to the grave and goes all over right behind it.

[Pomegranate139]

Do you want to get haunted? Because that's how you get haunted.

[dstrings]

shut up, meg. Nobody cares

[hahahmm]

'Animals do it'. Birds crap on your car. Does that mean you have the right to crap on your neighbor's car?

The only 'dire need' would be if you wet your pants. Anything less and you could have left the cemetery.

[RedVulcan]

Make sure you aren't seen. Corpses won't complain, but their living relatives certainly will.
I don't understand why people give respect to and even construct graveyards. Corpses are not the people they once were.

[madhatters4]

seems disrespectful for a few reasons. definitely should be a better place to urinate that doesn't desecrate property

[ElissaDido]

I don't know about America, but it's actually illegal in France and you can get heavily fined for it.

[DavidLuiz]

can’t take my eyes off of you <3

[miiszmel]

That is so disrespectful! How would you feel if someone randomly pissed on your deceased relative's grave? Some people these days -_-

[Justinaveragedude]

Don't piss off dead people, or piss on them. They can be vengeful mutha f**kers.

https://youtu.be/jBkOeM7mH_w

[cara081]

Only if you're 2 seconds away from pissing your pants. And find somewhere that isn't a grave

[adamjanovic]

If you don't mind being tormented by pissed off, excuse me, pissed ON ghosts for the rest of your life then go ahead!

[Royal_Da_Honest]

Hell no whatever grave you shit or piss on going to haunt you

[Paris13]

Step away from the Tombstones and Go near those Trees that Sway in the Breeze, please. xx

[Paris13]

lol I see you have some of the walking dead here, dear. xx

[JudgmentDay]

Better not get caught if you ever did take a leak or dump in a place like that.

[CubsterShura]

No. It's so disrespectful for the dead? Waking a few steps away from the graveyard won't kill you.

[AleDeEurope]

As long as you make it out the graveyard mwahahahaha

[DonkeyRick69]

No it's disrespectful and dishonorable.

[Sasisen]

Not if you want ghost pee while you're sleeping for the rest of your life

[sangwoo]

graves waste too much space anyways. fertilize that grass man

[rjroy3]

That's a step down from looking over the urinal wall, to compliment a man on his shoes

[TheOtakuMaid]

Piss on my grave and I will climb out of the fucking pits of Hell and drag you into it with me.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I wouldn't urinate on ones grave, i got respect for the decease.

[jakebutton12]

It's perfectly fine. While you are at it, you may as well rub your asshole all over the lawn. 👍

[bloodmountain1990]

Is this a serious post?

Just go outside the cemetery.

[SunsetLover]

It's so disrespectful, you can pee somewhere else without being a dick.

[meganthemenace]

I wouldn't piss on the dead if I were you.. bad juju right there.

[Maxemeister]

Can't you do that like in between the graves lol? Not necessarily on?

[Chantel77]

Find somewhere else! You could run to the front gates

[Impregnator511]

Do it in the street with the rest of the horses. Dead people don't need your shit.

[JustinTheGreat]

thats disrespectful af haha

[Silver158]

I'll say no, but if I knew the dead guy and he was an asshole then maybe.

[Anastasia15]

no have some respect but if you really need to go and they is a small empty spot then go there

[JimRSmith]

No, way too disrespectful.

[AthleticMom]

C
however the trees may need some of that

[Z-100]

Only an autistic person would do that.

[serious]

No, that is disrespect. It's inappropriate.

[Deathraider]

If you got to go, you got to go. Who cares?

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Would you poop in an open grave?

[Patriots512]

Bad people deserve to have their graves pissed on.

[GoodGuyGregGGG]

whst determines bad

[This_is_my_username]

No that's horrible.

[Phoenix98]

No it's not.

[cupidkisses]

it is not okay

[BronzedAdonis]

please be trolling