l am like you as well l have two false boobs and both fell out of my bra when l bent over to put on high heels in the shoe shop every one was looking at me l wished the floor would open up and swallow me up and an other time l bent over to feed the ducks at the local pond and my wig feel of into the pond and l had to fish it out and shake the water of it and pop it back on my head l was in a right state that day and an other time 4 young lads stole my handbag from me and ran away with it laughing l went to the police station and told the police 4 lads stole my hand bag from me the officer took my details and he asked what was in side the handbag l said my false teeth and some sweets as l like to treat myself as l am a nice lady he had a smile on his face l never got my handbag back so l bought another one from a local thrift shop and l understand about your boob falling of so sad 🤣
Ok I have heard of this before... Here's what you need to do.
Step 1. Panic
Step 2. Pick it up
Step 3. Preheat the oven for 350 degrees.
Step 4. Grab a Micro-USB charger, a feather, the wrapper of a half eaten Snickers bar, one plastic spoon and any X-Files DVD that has David Duchovny's face on it.
Step 5. Put all of the items in a bowl.
Step 6. Say the phrase "Alright boob, time to go home" and it should float back onto you in the appropriate place.
Please let me know if this works!
I hate when that happens.
Maybe that's what my dad means when he says "bolt on boobs".
😂😂
I usually set my boobs aside before I get in the shower 😂
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Yeah, similarly. Once my penis fell off while I was having shower and I couldn't for weeks.
Thankfully, I had the same power Deadpool had and it started to grow up again in few days, took me like for a week to become its old size.
Once I found it, I donated it to the Society of Infertile People. It is in a showcase there now, you can go to see it.
wouldn't be weird if boobs grew like teeth did, like your baby teeth fall out and you have adult teeth.
Maybe your boobs are just going to grow back bigger?
Many of times. I really should probably keep epoxy around to keep them in place. But I don't want any of my other body parts to get fused to my hand
Yea I just slap my breasts back on with some bubble yum
I lost my boob one time. Had to put up posters and everything.
this happened to me 5 minutes ago...
nobody will ever love me anymore
I had this happen with my testicle once, and foreskin another time-think it got washed fown the drain. Haha, kidding to all n being funny... At least I hope lol.
Uh no you need to go to the doc asap
All the time. I have to screw it in back again!
.. hmmmm. My ball fell off!!! Lol I m collecting it
Fell off🤔🤔🤔
Sagged?
Lmfao. Where did you left-tit?
Never.
I wish I could unread your post 😂😂😂😂
Wait what😂😂😂
Mindfucked
That's why you don't get fake boobs girl
lmao what
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