Honest question for Scottish people why do you hate goths so much?

[Anonymous]

Whenever I read certain things online it seems the local neds hate goths what is the story behind that? Why tf? I even heard a girl got beat up because she is goth why? So many questions

[Mexicoman101]

Well that's just because of the great gothic war of 1347. This family of Scots were upset, when the resale value of their caves were undercut by a family of goths who moved into the one next door. Well the Goths weren't about to take any guff, they summoned Cthulu using the Necronomicon and the God Beast caved in that family of scotts with the swift swing of a finger. Though the Goths had won the day, they would spend the ensuing war losing battle after without the help of Cthulu thereafter. The war raged on for two hundred years and when the New World, the Americas, were discovered the Goths took a mad exodus out of Scotland. Some of the scots and goths who interbred ended up coming to America and forming the basis of The Emo. But that's history for another day.

[CountessSarah]

This is a problem? I've literally never heard of such a thing.

[Anonymous]

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