Your stripper name is the last thing you ate and underwear color, what is it?

ChocolateCheesecake

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Mine is Pink toast 😂

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I guess I did it backwards LOL color first and then what you ate

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Jjpayne Follow
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Blue patterned sausage biscuit :)

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- Jjpayne
  
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  Or blue plaid sausage biscuit
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Either way lol
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  Man, does that sound sexy! and now its Blue Patterned... sausage biscuit?
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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- Jjpayne
  
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  Thanks for the MHO!!! :)
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Welcome!!!😊
  
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Muhammad1999 Follow
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Black Almond, cool name lol

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol it is
  
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- Muhammad1999
  
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  Thanks for mho 🌺
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  You're welcome 🙃
  
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Kenni Follow
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Black magnum

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- Kenni
  
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  How is nobody commenting on this, this is funny af😂
  😭😭😭
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao I just woke up, good one indeed
  
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- Kenni
  
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  THANK YOU!😀
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol welcome 😘
  
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Selina_Kyle_ Follow
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Gray Cake..

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol 🤣
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  😂😂😂
  
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- Kenni
  
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  Black magnum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  @Kenni that's exotic 😂
  
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- Selina_Kyle_
  
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  Thank you <3
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Welcome 😘
  
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ChetAtkins Follow
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When I get ready to go on stage for my stripper show... the MC will announce: "Ladies and gentlemen... let's give a warm round of applause for the amazing 'Green Pork Chop!' :)

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- Guanfei
  
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  Go to a body positivity convention, you'll make tons of money. If you get out of there alive.
  
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- ChetAtkins
  
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  @Guanfei
  My brother and I both hold white belts in karate. (A white belt means next to nothing)
  My nephew holds a black belt in karate. But I always remind my nephew that, his dad and I aren't JUST white belts... we were SECOND DEGREE white belts... Damn straight!
  So if I go to that convention you mentioned.. I'm going to have to run like hell! :)
  
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MikeAndMolly Follow
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Uh, so...

If my stripper name is "color of the underwear I'm currently wearing" + "food I just ate" then my stripper name is just "Pizza".

I'm not wearing underwear.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Commando Pizza haha
  
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Kurαȷ Follow
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Black chocolate.
I can already see the false advertising claims I will face as soon as my pale, anemic Slavo-Germanic arse climbs onto the podium.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao 😂
  
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- HaveNoName
  
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  LMFAO !!!
  
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I_smell_Ducky Follow
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Blue kielbasa. Oh god that is horrible. I need to hurry up and have breakfast.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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- I_smell_Ducky
  
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  Blue eggs isn't much better. Who came up with this stupid thing? Food isn't sexy.
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  It's funny though
  
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- I_smell_Ducky
  
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  All I am picturing now is trying to look sexy dressed as Humpty Dumpty while a bunch of guys just watch me confused.
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Haha 😂
  
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SarahsSummer Follow
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If I were a stripper, i doubt anyone would want to see black English muffin.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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LavenderSpocedTea

Lol not bad name for a stripper 😁

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  Spiced*
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol 😂
  
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dantetheexplorer Follow
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I'm waiting to see who has the stripper name Human Commando.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Well what's yours
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Well? Lol
  
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- dantetheexplorer
  
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  Chocolate Cheesecake.
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lieeeeesssss
  
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- dantetheexplorer
  
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  Who doesn't like Cheesecake-colored undies.
  
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TattooedNurse Follow
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Green steak

I almost sound like a stripper in a Dr. Suess book.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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On_the_other_hand Follow
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I don't think Coke Plaid is cool stripper name ;-)

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  But plaid Coke sure is lmao
  
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- ChetAtkins
  
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  Not for a guy, but a hot girl could pull that off. :)
  
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- wittymilf
  
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  Cock played.. ☺️
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  @wittymilf what
  
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- wittymilf
  
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  I have an accent
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  @wittymilf what does that have to do with what you just said
  
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- wittymilf
  
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  Don’t worry about it. Lost in translation
  
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NYCQuestions1976 Follow
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Black Coffee? Seems appropriate...

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- NYCQuestions1976
  
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  If you asked this question last night, my name would be Grey Stuffing.
  
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- CaptainSmartass
  
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  I'd have been Blue Meatballs
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol both are funny. I don't remember yesterday 🤣
  
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nailu Follow
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gray breakfast sandwich
that’s sizzling! I like it

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- nailu
  
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  I really wish my name could be gray pussy
  
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CheerGirl38139 Follow
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Baaahahaha

Aqua Tuna 😂😂

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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- SarahsSummer
  
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  That’s hot.
  
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JoeSchmo123 Follow
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Black Banana? I think something is a miss...

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao
  
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DevikaButts95 Follow
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Pink Steak and Cheese? uh... well... Lmao.

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  Lmao
  
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turnmypainintopower1 Follow
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Grey coffee... hm ok 😂

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Haha
  
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Hannajenky Follow
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Black Kale lmao i like it

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lol 🤣
  
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beebella Follow
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Grey Coffee

That doesn't sound sexy at all. 😂

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Lmao no
  
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LuvAsh Follow
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Quesadilla White😂😂😂

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- LuvAsh
  
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  Ohhh white quesadilla
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Other way around LOL
  
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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  Oops you beat me to it LOL
  
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Kemil_Zhoki Follow
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Black Cherry. That sort of works.

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- ChocolateCheesecake
  
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  That's a good one, have you read through the answers 🤣
  
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Clo917 Follow
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I’m Black scrambled egg lol

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