If life featured cheat codes and you could only have one on the poll (part 1). Which?

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Grond21 · Accepted Answer

This is a no brainer. You have to cheat the cheat codes.
Don't take the job promotion unless you think you can keep it. And let's be honest, most of us can't.
Don't take the dream spouse for one year, as that's just miserable.
Take the dream car.
Don't do the shopping spree. Its far less valuable than the car.
Don't take the dream house, because being limited to a hoopty will SUCK so badly after a short time. Especially in bad weather.
You can do the dream body, but it will take constant sacrifice. So this is a good option for some.
Immortality in a bad life? Yeah, that sounds more like Hell to me.

Take the dream car because you can select ANY car, and you own it. Want a 3 million dollar sports car? Its yours. Immediately take it for a joyride, then sell it. You can do better than the shopping spree, you can build your own dream house, you can hire a fitness coach for the body, you can hire a therapist or a life coach to become your best self (which will allow you to attract and KEEP your dream spouse), hire a business coach for the top business position, and as for immortality? Who cares?

Best part? You will get a reload in five years. Forever.

nawtee_me · Accepted Answer

Okay so lets start at the beginning, shall we? My luck
1. If I got the job I would probably mess it up and get fired.
2. After the wedding she would probably turn into the wife from hell and I would have to divorce her and pay alimony.
3. Every 5 years my insurance would go up to more than I could pay and my license would get flagged for not having any.
4. After 5 years the IRS would get me for not claiming it on my taxes and they would go back for the last 20 years and re-check my taxes.
5. I'll take the hoopty...
6. hands off my junk food.
7. Nope, couldn't watch my kids and grandkids grow up and die around me...

MCheetah · Answer

It's funny. I was just thinking about this tonight while in the "party" part of town. There are people out there who believe in "cheat codes," so to speak. The Four Laws of the Universe stuff; especially the Law of Attraction. I've studied it extensively; the whole "positive mindset" stuff. I don't know if it works or not, because I haven't gotten any of the things I truly desire in life, but I have made improvements in my life since 2016, when I first started getting into it. All I really wanted was a loving partner and more money, and as of right now, I have a better easier job, but still no partner. So some things are better, some things are worse, and some are still just as bad as before.

Anyway, I was thinking about this tonight while seeing all these fine honeys out and about on a Saturday night, in five inch stripper heels and hoochie skirts with all their ladybits out. The whole "Get to date/marry/sleep with any girl you want" wish. (I think of them as wishes, not "cheat codes.")

There's this one woman I know there. 29 year old black American woman, six feet tall, giant boobs, MASSIVE ass, thicker than a peanut butter smoothie, AND a gorgeous youthful face, to boot. She was legit a 9.5 in my eyes. Niecey is her name. There were plenty of good looking women out there, but Niecey is the one I would give my left nut to (not literally or figuratively; just as an expression; I wouldn't simp for her or anything). And you know the best thing about her? She was actually kind enough to talk to me, as well. She has a decent personality. Women who look like her don't have to talk to me or any men they don't find hot in general, but she still did. I didn't get her number or anything because she claimed she had bad experiences in the past, so doesn't give her number out to people she doesn't know personally anymore.

So my one wish, if I only got one, would be to sleep with/date Niecey for at least one year. I deserve at least one break in life, dammit! I deserve at least temporary love. And it's not like I don't have anything going for me, either. My biggest flaw is not being tall enough for most women, and also not having arrogance (mostly due to the first flaw).

Niecey was kinda like this, but FAR better and neater, with a more beautiful face, on top of it. This girl's only like, a 7.5.

Relux47 · Answer

The highest position at my job is manager and I’m not managing anything or anybody. At least not at my job. If I have a different job then yeah maybe
I’ll date a girl for a year. If I marry a girl I want it to be for life. I’m a long term kind of guy
Dream car every 5 years would be nice but I don’t know
Yearly $5000 shopping spree? Perhaps 🤔
I’ll pass on the house
Can’t really picture what my dream body would look like but I’ll be happy to no longer eat junk food or fast food. I’ll go with the dream body

TremorJay · Answer

Voted F because I shouldn't be eating that junk anyway. All of the others had a more significant down side in my opinion. A) I wouldn't like that job, so it's a wasteB) Could turn out to be a nightmare relationshipC) I assume I'll still have a car note? D) Shopping spree is not as useful as cashE) I'd rather work and pay to have bothG) Sounds like living forever as an incel lol

Iknowbestgirls · Answer

The yearly $5000 shopping spree fosho! The brightest position in a dream job sounds like a lot of work still and wouldn't feel like a cheat code. And neither does the date Mary the girl you want for only a year feels like a jip. And we'll the last one being immortal and unattractive is just miserable there's no point in being immortal if you have no one to share that life with! 🥺

Den1971 · Answer

The highest promotion at my job seems like the one that's most feasible that I like the only one didn't have like a time limit like you can only use it once a year or you can have the nicest house with drive around and hooptie if I had the dream job I can work everyday cuz I like to stay busy I'll be making money I have control to a certain extent who wouldn't want that oh I guess lazy people I would love to have that

Shiver · Answer

Ez. New dream car every 5 years. I just sell the first Koenigsegg for a couple mil and invest in a variety of cash flow sources. Then just sell an expensive car for a quick boost every 5 years, ez clapping my way through life.

humpbackjack · Answer

Definitely own a dream car every 5 years and the last month of year 5 I would drive that car like it was stolen balls to the wall everywhere I went you’d see me drifting around corners in my 2021 Dodge Challenger just smoken my tires non stop

Pink2000 · Answer

I would gladly drive around in a hoopty if I get to live in my dream home.  I would not be ashamed one bit.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

F. since that would also make me immortal. Also real life techically already has that cheat code. You do in fact keep your youth forever if you take care of yourself. Aging is only from disease.

NamerOfStars · Answer

I'd go with the cars. Aside from having to make adjustments to new vehicle, there's no real downside. And I don't think I've ever had a car LAST me five years, anyway, so it's STILL a step forward.

slatyb · Answer

F. No contest. I never eat "fast food", and not much junk food.  D. Yearly? I already have almost $5K to spend every month. Mostly I save it for travel.

t-8900 · Answer

F, I can't take it. Give me the damn awesome Ivan Drago bod NOW!

Shark_61695 · Answer

I'll take the car. I dont really care about myself so those options are out and the shopping is a bit low, I'd want to get a computer for around £13000... I'd pick IDKFA for all the keys and health.

ohshee · Answer

I would say it have to be the delete button if I cheat it's going to be the easy way and I'm not going to learn I'm not going to experience it I won't understand the the next level as you're learning something you're learning it for a reason because it's going to come back to you and you're going to have to remember what it is and in order for me to do that I have to experience it

loves2learn · Answer

I’ll take the dream body that comes with junk food. Hell yes!

electromagnetic · Answer

If you raise the shopping stakes to £50,000 I’ll take that options. It can buy me my dream body 😂

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

No junk food nor fast food! Am in, am all bout healthy burgers and home cooking anyways

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

Buy/build your dream house but only allowed to drive around in a hoopty

JosyJosy · Answer

C, Ferrari 250 GTO, sell that, live off of that money for 5 years, get that car again etc

Anonymous · Answer

I’m going with the dream car, I barely drive so I’m just gonna sell them and use the money to buy a cheaper car AND a house 😎

Anonymous · Answer

I was thinking owning a dream car every 5 years, but what about auto insurance and maintenance/repair costs? The last two are a lot more expensive for the great looking, expensive, and luxurious cars. Something to really consider.

tomtom05131 · Answer

I guess i’d go for the one where i get to date anyone for one year. I’d pick someone who turns me on and just go for the sex. The trade offs for the others are no bueno

Anpu23 · Answer

I'll take the shopping spree. I've got expensive tastes so am extra 5 grand would help.

jamesgoldman · Answer

The car, rental income would've more than the 5k a year

ChiTown33 · Answer

F. Butbi'm already G. So I kinda feel like I should get my immortality.

call_me_scar · Answer

The new car as that is worth the most in the long term except for the house which is a close second

Neosporin · Answer

Either the dream girl or the dream body appeals to me right now.

BareNecessary · Answer

Being immortal, I'd rule the world, make everything better. Have a ton of sex daily and eat a chimichanga

Babygirl_S · Answer

2nd option seems to be the most exciting though it's just 1 year 💔🥺

kellytheman · Answer

I say shopping spree just cause i really can't afford to go on a shopping spree now.

KittyMilk · Answer

The second one comes to mind often to me so I'll stay with that choice..2nd would be dream house and drive a hooptie

Jerre · Answer

I voted F. Since I don’t eat at Fast Foods or eat junk food, easy decision..

doopayo · Answer

Highest position at my job cause it seems to be the only one without any negatives

erandal · Answer

I chose E in this quiz because that's what I chose in reality.

jim009 · Answer

Immortal obviously, and then just cheat that over time. Hologram face, just get rich and pay hookers.. you know, what rich and mortal ugly people do already

Njb33195 · Answer

This is so easy junk food and fast food nasty anyway I already don’t mess with it

Anonymous · Answer

Can I sell or lease the dream cars I get every 5 years? Gangster rappers will want to use them.

Titli1995 · Answer

I want to date Brad Pitt for 1year. 😊😊

dragoblack · Answer

Get a girlfriend, and we together in a happy healthy relationship hopefully lasting a lifetime as we keep eachother supported in our passions, be there for eachother, get rid of toxic habits, and comprise on decisions

JustinTimberlegs · Answer

I'll gladly take the hoopty

Cherry234 · Answer

I'm going with the yearly $5000 shopping spree 😎

Jamie05rhs · Answer

I already CAN date anybody I want for 1 year! Because that's what women want these days: short-term relationships. No commitments.

Phoenix98 · Answer

I definitely do not want A so I'll go with C.

Riddler1412 · Answer

Either build my dream home, or get promoted.

ChiPaPa · Answer

Honestly, none. The one I wanted was nerfed at only a year.

Mehzmeh · Answer

Definitely the dream house one. Lol

exitseven · Answer

I would go for F.

es20490446e · Answer

Already doing F.

Andres77 · Answer

Immortal... I'd figure it out m

Twalli · Answer

The jobs I will have don't really have levels.

jimmy2 · Answer

I hope you get your dream man

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