“Dick moves” for those unfamiliar with the term, are just any action where someone is rude, mean, or inconsiderate to someone else. Usually they’re intentional, by way of the offending person just not giving a fuck about others. But have you ever done it accidentally?
I had a doozy of an accidental dick move tonight. One of the guys at my “Learn To Play” hockey class brought his kid, who I’m guessing is like 8 or 9. We were scrimmaging, and the kid was on my team. At one point, he was skating towards me as someone was passing to him, and I was headed towards him in the opposite direction. He kind of stopped the puck, then, where I would’ve just careened off somewhere like an asshole, lmao, he actually pulled a tight 360 turn and was back in position to get the puck. Problem is, I had counted him out as having just over-skated the puck, so I went for it. By the time I realized he was back around and about to reach, I was committed already, and instead of an awkward “wait…do you want it? Me? You? No? Yes?” and just getting the play broken up altogether while we’re deciding who’s going to take it, I just made an executive decision to take it myself and take the guesswork out of it. Not for nothing, I buried that shit top titties😎 But I felt wicked bad that I just gaffled the kid, lmao. He was cool though, and he didn’t pass it once all night anyway, lmfao, so he got plenty of time with the puck. But I’m watching it now on the rink camera feed and just dying laughing💀💀💀My bad, little buddy😂
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Accidental Dick Moves Only: what was your last accidental dick move?
I accidentally cock blocked a guy at work some years ago. He was busting a move on some new female assistant and when I see him talking to her the first thing that comes to mind is that I need to remind him to send me some data for some summery report that I was writing for the boss. So while he is talking to her I ask him about the data. It did not occur to me until about an hour later that he was hitting on her and I got in the way.
But hey, fuck him, one should not be fucking around at work anyways ( it was still an accident though).
