I was at a job interview recently, and the recruiter asked me if I had any special skills. I replied that I was very good at masturbation. The recruiter looked puzzled and asked how that applied to the job. I said "Well, you never know, it could come in handy."
Besides the obvious choice of sign language, what are some things that come in handy in your daily life?
Being mechanically inclined, being able to operate just about any piece of machinery, I've never operated a scraper, I was told not to get near one, they will wear you out before you wear it out, being a firefighter I have developed a whole set of life skills as well as being a medic.
Having a great sense of humor doesn't hurt, I can play the piano, sing, great for picking up women, and I play the trombone.
Great for bands that play a lot of Chicago, or have brass in them.
I should learn the sax, great for 50s bands.
Being able to communicate clearly, solve conflict, multitasking, think outside of the box.
Cooking and sowing never hurts either.
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It's very handy to have long nails :)
Hand jobs from a maid
