Do you think bugs understand that I don't like them?

Telekinetic-Potato

Just moved. Everyone has been swatting bugs for the past week because we realized a little too late the window screens are all messed up.

I had to kill one or two little things. But then I woke up one morning and saw this little dude on my ceiling and I thought. "what a classy guy, he's staying tf away from me, but in plain sight" and for the past few days I've had no bugs in my room.

He seems to kinda just stay high up but ever since he's gotten here I've had no bugs.

I think he knows this is like his way of paying rent and as a landlord, I'm proud to say my tenant seems to be an apex predictor for his area, a vehicle of death. Perfect for safeguarding my room.

He just appeared one day and started pulling his weight. If I saw a bug in here that looked like it might be too much for the poor guy, I'll get rid of em. It's a beautiful relationship.

Kinda thinking about naming him Freddy

Do you think bugs understand that I don't like them?
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