
Is it true that American toilets have instructions?


Ha! No, but some US bathrooms do. Unless that’s a language thing. It would surprise me if the UK doesn’t have similar signage in the “john” or “loo” or whatever you call it. Sometimes people are afraid to sit on a public toilet seat. This is perfectly understandable given the conditions of most public toilet seats i’ve observed. However, this means those people should plan better. Instead, they “hover” and crap all over the toilet, floor, walls, and if there is a god, themselves.
I’ve never seen anything like this. But with the way everything is going I’m sure you’re going to see them more and more. Because it seems people are getting more and more stupid. I dunno why but it seems like it especially when they have to make signs like that. 😞
I have never seen that sign before, but I’m in Canada lol. I have seen the signs that show you can’t squat with your feet on the toilet seat and it shows that you have to sit on it, but that was only at the airport. My guess is that’s for people coming in from countries where squatting toilets are the norm.
No, I've never seen a sign like that in any American public bathroom. But we might have to start putting them up cause some people simple just don't know how to not blow ass all over the toilet seats. 🤮😡
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Everything there has simple instructions that a toddler could follow...
Apparently, they have to be told to take a pizza out of a box before eating it.
Not true. But I have been told that is how people vote in the UK. Either just a butt print or shit all over the ballot.
No, @purplepoppy, I've never seen those signs in a toilet. I have seen them on teh Internet... as a joke, I assume.
Britain is a giant floating turd in the Atlantic Ocean that someone forgot to flush. Your day is coming when the big man in the sky is going to unclog the toilet and send you down there with the dinosaur bones.
I have never seen signs like that. But it seems like something you would see in a bar restroom. Probably near the now sex or glory holes sign.
I have never seen a sign like this in a toilet in the United States. That said, part of me wouldn't be surprised.
I've never seen that sign in the U. S.
Anti-U. S. propaganda, perhaps?
I've never seem one in real life but it's probably real.
No. I’ve never seen this. I heard the Welsh need instructions on how to have sex though.
Apparently the women and sheep share some resemblance and because of this the birth rate is falling.
No if they did they would probably be tagged In graffiti & people putting their gangs on them or something so nobody would ever see the instructions.
Never seen that. It wouldn't surprise me because Americans are obsessed with toilet humor and commentary.
Yes, half of Americans don't know their ass from a hole in the wall.
I agree we Americans people that have a tendency to be on the stupid side. We Americans can also be very abusive stupid in public toilets.
I'm still trying to figure out why some entertainment group has not hired you yet.
Yes , but only in Florida and areas where they have Chinese tourists.
Nope. But I need to get some and start posting them.
SDo you clean your ass with water after you shit?
It's true. But only in the red states.
Too bad you're not taught equally at a young age age how to brush your teeth.
No, I've never seen anything like that ever.
Americans need instructions for everything.
🤣🤣 I have not seen that before.
No not at all
I haven’t seen any yet
I have not seen that sign yet.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yup. 🤣
No, it's not.
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Good morning, and thank you for letting me know! But I'm afraid you must have the wrong house as we do not have anything but a tree and grass, vegetation-wise, by our bedroom window. Try the bright blue house next time. Also you probably don't want to come back for the next week as we will be out of town and there will not be much to see.
Baby steps, my friend! I don't wanna be weird and hang out in your bushes if you're home.
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Whoops! Odis.
No, it’s not true.
they need them
Not true
no lol
Gross
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