How do you prefer to spend your birthday?

[MementoMori777]

I can't be the only one that prefers to just spend their birthday with just a bottle of liquor and some TV, no cake, no snacks, no gifts, how do you like to spend your birthday?

[Pinay_ako]

On my birthday, I wanna be woken up with birthday calls from my parents and love ones. Be surprised with birthday card and a birthday breakfast 🥞. Be serenaded with a birthday song and my fave birthday cake! And a big lunch and dinner at my fave restaurants with my family and friends. Open presents and just enjoy the rest of the night talking and be thankful to another year of my life with my love ones! And cheers to more! It’s always been this way every year. And I’m very thankful for it

[MementoMori777]

Well I hope you get your desired birthday and many more 💯🙏

[Pinay_ako]

Is it your birthday today?

[MementoMori777]

Nah it's on the 20th

[Pinay_ako]

🥰 almost there! Well I wish you have a good happy birthday to come and many years too

[MementoMori777]

Thanks missy, I appreciate the kind words 😊🙌

[Pinay_ako]

You’re so welcome 😊

[FunkyMonkee]

Well, I PREFER to spend it with a party, cake & ice cream, presents, playing cards at night, swimming in the pool all day, being showered with money, naked women fighting over who gets to fuck me, first, more naked women bowing and worshiping me, refusing to let me do anything on my own. Loads of friends and family around me. But, seeing as how the family is all dead and I have no real friends, it's just another day of the week, to me! If I have the money, I'll buy myself an expensive present, maybe even some cake and ice cream, probably catch several buses over to Vincent's for my fave pizza. Alone, of course. Naturally.

[Leapfrog00]

I like to spend mine getting drunk myself. When I had friends, they used to get me a cake and get me a nice gift, but we grew apart.

I'm not much of a people person anymore, so spending it alone is nice. Except when I get lonely, but I find ways to keep myself occupied.

[MementoMori777]

Yep but nowadays you never know who to trust, it's why it's not really a horrible thing to be alone so being able to occupy yourself that's good

[FreyaRed]

Last birthday. Friends came, ate the cake, lasagne and venison roast I made. Drank my bar empty, brought some useless gifts and cheap alcohol. Left 3 dishwasher loads of dirty dishes and my birthday party was over. Friendship, pretended and superficial one isn't for free.

[MementoMori777]

That cheap alcohol sounding good rn tho not gonna lie

[Anonymous]

Honestly? I'd happily just spend my whole birthday ordering food from all my favorite restaurants and just eating all day (and ending up with tons of leftovers for the rest of the week).

That'd be my ideal birthday if I had the money to do it.

[MementoMori777]

You sound like a very simple woman, you sound easily satisfied as well as long as you get some munchies 😆

[Opinion Owner]

XD Thank you. I wish I could claim to be a simple woman, but I've got issues of my own too. Just don't like parties, or big group outings, and I understand the stress of gift giving enough that I don't blame anyone for just not giving a gift at all.

[MementoMori777]

Well with complications and all you sound like a good woman, a chefs perfect woman, he wouldn't have to go far to get taste tests on his experiments lol

[jennifer_bloom]

My family has a tradition of buying me tasty food on my birthday but I take food for granted, I would rather have some bubble tea or some cosmetics or a social event with friends. Friends are something that never get boring.

[MementoMori777]

That sounds very sociable I guess lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Nothing special, I like to meet my close cousins on this day but nothing much. This year my math half yearly paper is on my birthday, so I probably won't celebrate it at all.

[MementoMori777]

You'll celebrate it with math oof 🙃

[Apulu_Imback]

Trigonometry! Congruency proof for triangles! These are the friends I'll party with in my plain white sheet notebook?

[Apulu_Imback]

*notebook.

[MementoMori777]

You lost me at trigonometry 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Remember that trigonometry table? Or Sin, Cos, Tan, etc?

[MementoMori777]

I don't think I ever got that far in school so no I don't think so lol

[Apulu_Imback]

Lol, that's what my father is after right now, about me remembering that table.

[MementoMori777]

So what have you memorized so far? Lol

[Apulu_Imback]

I memorized the whole table in 5 minutes actually. It's far more easier than multiplication table but far more useless too lol.

[MementoMori777]

You have a good memory if you can memorize things in 5 minutes

[Apulu_Imback]

Nah, it's filled with tricks. You just need to remember five things and you'll remember the whole table. If I was good in memorizing then I would have remembered that atomic table by now but I can't even remember the first 10 elements.

[MementoMori777]

They keep mixing your notifications with the others, and I keep missing it, either ways I'm sure you've memorized much harder things than that, what makes them so hard to memorize? Is it cause it's that boring? 😂

[Apulu_Imback]

Extremely boring.

[MementoMori777]

🤣🤣🤣

[Spongebobssocks]

Alone without anyone celebrating me.. I hate the feeling when people stare at me and sing the happy birthday song lol

[MementoMori777]

Lol I guess you don't like the center of attention either, and bro change your picture 😂

[Spongebobssocks]

yeah I dont.

what's wrong with Spongebob's girl.. she sexy😉

[MementoMori777]

You are ruining my childhood bro 😂

[Spongebobssocks]

😂😂

[UniquelyBasic]

I don't like celebrating it with a big party but I'm more than happy with having some pizza and cake with family.

[MementoMori777]

That sounds like a good one bro

[serious]

Nothing special, just go out solo and watch a movie in a theatre.

[MementoMori777]

On the bright side they say if you can do that alone, you can di anything alone.

[Sharkstealth]

I would personally like to have female company for my birthday. It would make me feel alive which is not something I have felt for most of my life.

[MementoMori777]

Fair enough bro

[Wild_princess]

With a pizza and a dark chocolate cake with my family

[MementoMori777]

Seems legit

[Wild_princess]

Nothing is better than celebrating your birthday at home with people who loves you unconditionally

[MementoMori777]

Can't argue with that, cause fam is everything 💯

[Nikki1989]

I never celebrate birthdays. I might have had a birthday party when I was a kid, but if I did, it was so long ago I can't remember it.

[itsalyssaagain]

With my loved ones. Lots of cake. Cute pyjamas lol.

[MementoMori777]

Fair enough lol

[itsalyssaagain]

Haha

[Humble_Subject]

I like to spend my birthday in a way that would make even Satan himself blush with embarrassment. I start off by summoning a group of demons to perform a ritualistic sacrifice of a virgin goat, just to set the tone for the rest of the day.

Then I indulge in some BDSM play with my favorite sex toys, including a whip made of human hair and a dildo that's been blessed by a coven of witches.

Afterwards, I treat myself to a luxurious bubble bath filled with the blood of my enemies and some scented candles made from the bones of the damned.

Finally, I end the day by summoning the devil himself for a hot and steamy threesome with @boobslayer, which always leaves me feeling satisfied and ready to take on another year of life.

So, my love, if you ever want to join me for a birthday celebration that's sure to leave you breathless and begging for more, just let me know.

[MementoMori777]

Smh.

[Purrolator]

@Humble_Subject are you @boobslayer's wife? Or are you seriously talking about premarital sex?

[Dilԁοphοbe]

@purring_vibrator who are you?

[PavlovsCogk]

@Dilԁοphοbe she is a purring vibrator

[Sparkie460]

I prefer not celebrating my birthday anymore. All it means is that I'm another year closer to the grave

[MementoMori777]

I know right, why celebrate in general lol

[AdithyaR]

I'd just like my birthday to be forgotten completely and let it pass by silently.

[MementoMori777]

It be like that sometimes bro

[AdithyaR]

Yeah i just don't like the idea of celebrating myself

[MementoMori777]

I know it's kinda wack lol

[Degenerate]

Birthdays become meaningless like after age 18 ~ so it's best just to treat it as any other day

[MementoMori777]

Indeed even tho it became meaningless to me way before 18 lol

[htmndg183]

Just a dinner with fam with food of my choice. Its pretty much like a normal day really.

[MementoMori777]

Yep nothing like celebrating a year closer to your death 😂

[htmndg183]

Yea. Thats one way to look at it. Tbh birthdays are not achievements. I'd prefer celebrating achievements or something that i worked hard for.

[MementoMori777]

Yep, it's only an achievement to suicidal people I guess

[andreasderjuengere]

By velocity, I spent all my birthdays in advance already.

So I don't spend them any longer.

[Jltakk]

I prefer to spend it taking the day off and sleeping through it.

[MementoMori777]

Sounds like a legit plan lol

[art84]

In my room playing videogames or watching a movie. Maybe go out with family for breakfast and celebrate with my nephews and brother.

[douride2]

Just a pizza with a friend. Possibly a steak on the grill & a drink. Nothing more.

[ElianaS]

By celebrating my twin sisters birthday

[MementoMori777]

Well that's a unexpected twist, double Elianas, double birthdays, double celebrations, double cakes?

[Blackcupcake]

just like any other day

[MementoMori777]

Fair enough

[electromagnetic]

At my house with my favorite people.

[jamesgoldman]

Steak, scotch and cigar

[LavLavLuv]

Bday dinner with my besties 🥰

[magiusX26]

alone and unnoticed