Who wants to rent my AirB&B in the desert?

[Daniela1982]

Two bedrooms. Lots of air flow. Rattlesnakes not too bad when it gets hot. Off street parking. Near Giant Rock.

Open Floor Plan

Lots of sun

Large living room

Giant Rock

Giant Rock after the split

Updates

10 mo

This is meant to be humorous, not trolling Mods

[Leapfrog00]

If I can play on the rock! Really, that place doesn't look much worse than where I'm living now, lol. It would probably be a step up, lol.

I've lived her for 6 months, there's cockroaches in the walls, and when you turn on the lights, they scatter back to the walls. The floors are made out of the same concrete that makes the sidewalks up outside. Then there's drug addicts and drug dealers everywhere. You can hear them outside making their transactions.

I wanna play on the rock though! Maybe put an above ground pool underneath and use the rock as a diving board. I won't break my neck, I promise, lol

[Daniela1982]

Where in blazes do you live?

[Leapfrog00]

It's a small town in Ohio. Last year I was living in my hometown, which was a lot better. The neighborhoods were clean and safe. There weren't drugs everywhere.

I kind of got stuck moving here because it wasn't safe for me at home. I didn't know this place was like that, or I would have went elsewhere. It's an apartment building with about 72 apartments, most people's main source of income is from selling drugs or social security (Or both). I try not to call people trashy but these people are proud of it. Most of them lack a shred of intelligence!

The town is so broke, there are no stop lights, there's potholes everywhere, and the drug dealers pay the police off. Yeah, I'm not making this up, I try to be grateful I have a place to live, but when you people outside chasing each other with knives or drug dealers with guns shooting people because their addict clients ripped them off, it's hard!

Yeah, some places aren't as safe as others

[Daniela1982]

I'd be out of there in a flash myself. I guess it depends on how much you value your life.

[Leapfrog00]

First chance I get, I'm out of here for sure! They towed my car the first week I got here. If I had a choice, I'd walk out of here today and not look back! lol

[Daniela1982]

👍👍

[Likes2drive]

Nice open area and land , I bet it’s real quiet there and great for stargazing and ufo sightings

[Daniela1982]

It definitely is. Only thing is we are under a flight path. There are planes going one way and on the other side, planes going the other way. Like one plane every couple of minutes.

[Likes2drive]

So much for the quiet time then

[Likes2drive]

That rock looks like a big potato that was broken open

[Daniela1982]

But no sour cream or chives.

[Anonymous]

Oh hell yes, I want to rent that AirB&B in the desert and experience the kind of ball-busting, orgasm-inducing pleasure that only a place like that can offer. I want to feel the hot, dry air on my skin as I ride my lover like a rodeo cowboy, with the wind whipping through my hair and her tits bouncing like a pair of wild stallions.

And those rattlesnakes? Fuck yeah, bring 'em on! I want to feel their slithering, hissing bodies intertwined with mine, as we writhe and moan in a frenzy. I want to feel their fangs sinking into my flesh, as I scream and beg for more.

And let's not forget about the off-street parking. I've got a big, throbbing truck that's just begging for a good ride, and I can't wait to park it in that hot, steamy desert oasis. And once we step inside those two bedrooms of pure, unbridled passion, I know we'll be in for a wild ride.

The sheets will be soft and silky, the pillows plump and inviting, and the air thick with the scent of sex and sweat. I want to feel every inch of my lover's body, as we explore each other's deepest, darkest desires.

So book me in, baby, and let's get ready to fuck like there's no tomorrow. Let's make this a trip to remember, filled with lots of downright filthy fun.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Only if you promise to be staring at me with one twitching eye every morning when I wake up.

[Daniela1982]

No problem, I wear and eye patch. I don't say good morning, I just go "Arrrrrrrrr matey!"

[NYCQuestions1976]

Works for me.

[ZXCwWRQWz]

Can I build vert ramp there like this?

[Daniela1982]

Just skate on the chip that came off the Rock. It's kind of a smooth surface, except for the cracks.

[ImalwaysrightOK]

I think it's sad how you had to post the obvious about it being humor because the stupid mods can't take a joke. 😩

[SnowedIn]

I think this is the best and most honest ad I've seen in a long time for an air bnb.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about prime real estate & it really bad if the termites wouldn’t even move in & a place like that I bet the roaches hang themselves.

[Daniela1982]

There may be a few bats near by to deal with that.

[nolabels]

I see potential "blankets" and "pillows" laying around the place.

I'm in for a week's stay.

[Daniela1982]

Actually, people camp out there. At one time their was a restaurant under Giant Rock, and a small landing strip. The UFO believers held conventions there. It is said that constant campfires under the Rock caused the split. Or, it could have been aliens.

[nolabels]

It could have been extra-dimensional visitors, or time-travelers from our own future.
It could have been me from another reality.
Or you.
Who knows?

[Daniela1982]

Only The Shadow knows.

[nolabels]

Love it. 😊👍

[Pudsmucker]

I meant to rock climbing. Your Airbnb great ventilation. I don't think you'd have any problems with mold. Just curious where the shower it's located?

[Daniela1982]

Shower?

[BCA6010]

Well the open concept is all the rage according to HGTV, so I think this is a steal...

[andreasderjuengere]

I see... how to say it... potential in your object :D

Does it have WiFi?

[Daniela1982]

Yes, you will be saying "What In Fuck Is" this shit?"

[Sparkie460]

I'll stay for a week but it will have to be disinfected before I arrive. I better be able to eat off the floors.

[Daniela1982]

You can eat off the floors- if you like termites.

[Sparkie460]

Do you provide a continental breakfast

[Phoenix98]

Gonna be honest I rent the giant rock it's more habitable.

[Nerdvana]

It's so hot, it split a giant bolder in half. Where do you live the, sun?

[Daniela1982]

It can get hot in the desert. I think they had bon fires under that part of the rock and it cracked up.

[magiusX26]

how much are you willing to pay someone to stay there?

[Coden7]

Only if the Coyotes come to visit

[Daniela1982]

They will sing you to sleep - or keep you awake, depending on who is in the group that night.

[MementoMori777]

Only if you let me grow pot in that shit 😂

[Daniela1982]

Not enough water for that. There were people that tried growing it out there, but it took too much water and it was a bit too hot for it. The properties now stand vacant.

[MementoMori777]

Then keep your air bnb lol

[LavLavLuv]

My dream airbnb 🥰😍😍

[spartan55]

How are the neighbors?

[OfMiceandMen]

I'll give $200/night to sleep on the rock?

[Massageman]

Looks like an Open ROOF plan, too.

[Daniela1982]

One big skylight