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+1 yOne is Wooderson’s rundown of the specs on his muscle car, which is funny because I don’t know much about cars at all, some I’m just saying words while only vaguely understanding the meaning. But I’ve dressed as him for Halloween several times, so I made a point to learn his whole spiel…
https://www.youtube.com/embed/3d-OVlIYpuQThe other one, and probably even more useless, is I have the nonsense poem “Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll memorized, including punctuation. My 5th grade teacher had an annual thing he did with his class where we’d receive a copy of Jabberwocky, probably around the beginning of the fourth quarter. Then, a few weeks later, maybe in like mid-April, everyday at the end of the day, we’d get a chance to write it down by hand, with ZERO mistakes, and whenever you did it, that student would not have homework for the rest of the school year. So you KNOW I one-take’d it, never studied so hard in my life😂
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4.7K opinions shared on Other topic. The complete lyrics to a number of 80s and 90s rap songs. The Humpty Dance is my go-to song if forced to do Karaoke, for example.
Alright, stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style
that you're used to.
I look funny,
but, yo, I'm makin' money, see
So, yo, world
I hope you're ready for me.
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Anonymous(36-45)+1 y1. (Sings the Quadratic Formula to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel") X equals negative B, plus or minus the square root, of b squared minus 4 A C, all over 2 A!
2. The welcome speech I gave in 3 different languages at the museum where I used to work
3. The intro safety speech I gave at my summer volunteer job that I had to repeat twice an hour for an entire summer
4. Various portions of "Hamlet," "Romeo and Juliet," and "The Gettysburg Address" which I had to memorize for Speech class in high school.10 Reply
1.4K opinions shared on Other topic. The Preamble.
You know...
We, the people of the United States, in order to form a perfect union...
I had to memorize and say the Pream Le in front of the entire class with my 6th grade in the front row watching me.
I was so scared of that old witch!10 Reply
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u +1 yI can recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Latin. I learned it in 1970. Can you top that for useless?
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@OlderAndWiser Read my opinion. It will give your Latin a run for the money.
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+1 ythe ‘Ghosts’ dance from the Michael Jackson experience wii game
https://www.youtube.com/embed/535X2e9RAMg10 Reply 2.8K opinions shared on Other topic. Our home phone number from when I was a kid. It was just a seven digit number. There were no area codes. Originally, it began with TO6, which translated into 866. And TO was the abbreviation for Tory. So you would say your number was Tory 6-xxxx.
10 Reply4K opinions shared on Other topic. "Mitochondria is powerhouse of the cell"..
When in reality, mitochondria is not even a part of cell!.. It's a different bacteria.. It is a different organism in itself.
Mitochondria has its own DNA/RNA. It is not even part of our body!..
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+1 yMy dog's full name when I was a child.
Rip Van Winkle Fishdish Funnybone DummyDerrick Pipsqueek PatroshPatrash YellowBelly SapSucker Sessarole Tuxedo Hip Dominica Sinica Honica Jacque DaBumbaLiah Ho
Rip for short. 😀
Had him since birth and he died when I was 12. Maybe not useless because it makes me think of how much I loved that animal. I still miss him to this day.
10 Reply 6.3K opinions shared on Other topic. I wouldn't say it's totally useless, but I know how to manually compute a square root by hand.
I think they stopped teaching that in schools years ago, but I learned how to do that before calculators became commonplace and cheap.
10 Reply7.2K opinions shared on Other topic. I am a walking encyclopedia when it comes to music and music history. I just never forget anything.
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+1 yIn high school, for English class, we were studying Greek epics, and I memorized the first few lines of The Iliad... in Ancient Greek. I can still recite the Greek. Not very useful.
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I would say that you and I have tied for the most useless memorized nonsense.
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@OlderAndWiser Agreed!
1.9K opinions shared on Other topic. Parts of German poems. The public school forced us to memorize these and recite them as if it is song lyrics. Herr von Ribbeck auf Ribbeck im Havelland.
I rather get a F (6 in Germany) than memorize this useless shit.
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+1 yIn my home country, when I was a kid, I had to memorize a lot of poems... I still remember them :/
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+1 y"Tceles B Hsup", the hidden "magic spell" from Final Fantasy. Actually quite useful in-game, but beyond that...
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+1 yI remember the fake password I gave a friend when's she asked me for my middle school student number.
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+1 yi had a statistics professor that said if you don’t remember anything else from this class remember this if you increase the sample size of the study the more accurate the average values will be and i still remember it 😂
21 Reply12.8K opinions shared on Other topic. I still remember the Windows XP installation code from one of my former places of employment. Nobody uses XP anymore.
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Sad. I loved XP.
725 opinions shared on Other topic. The Folgers coffee slogan and my childhood house phone number
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The best part of waking up!
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Anonymous(30-35)+1 yI pledge allegiance to the flag of United States of America
And to the republic for which it stands one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all00 Reply
+1 yMy 14-digit library card number from middle school that I no longer have or use. 😂
00 Reply424 opinions shared on Other topic. On a good day I can recite the full VINs (17 digits) of all five cars I've ever owned.
00 Reply729 opinions shared on Other topic. The last names of all US Presidents sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle that I was taught by my teacher in 5-6 grade
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+1 yMy first dialog from Spanish class in 7th grade. I do not know Susana so I do not care that she is at home with a friend in the kitchen.
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+1 yI know a lot of one-hit wonders in rock and pop. Totally useless information.
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Anonymous(25-29)+1 yMy school GR number.. I still remember it even it's useless now.
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Anonymous(18-24)+1 yState capitals (I mean, I can just Google them if I ever really need to know them)
00 Reply372 opinions shared on Other topic. I know it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open and also it's impossible to lick your elbow
00 Reply328 opinions shared on Other topic. Pythagorean theorem.. oh wait I actually don't remember it
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m +1 ythe first 69 decimals of pi...
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+1 yBirthdays of almost everyone I have known.
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That can be useful, see According to ASTROLOGY, are you with the RIGHT PERSON? ↗
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+1 ythe name of my ex wife
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Okay. That was funny. You win.
My father's serial number from the Navy.
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+1 yThe quadratic formula.
00 Reply 3.1K opinions shared on Other topic. Lyrics to thousands of songs
00 Reply2.1K opinions shared on Other topic. There are 231 cubic inches in a gallon.
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10 Reply4.5K opinions shared on Other topic. Probably 90% of what I think about daily
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+1 yPhotosynthesis
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+1 yMany songs
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