What's the drunkiest you've ever been and what happened?

[Simslover92]

Ok so my drunk story is I tried to make jello shots using Everclear and drank Everclear straight from the bottle because I was heartbroken at the time.

This was in college and needless to say, I got alcohol poisoning and passed out for almost a day.

My boyfriend who was just my guy friend at the time came to visit me. He was always so sweet. I don't know why I didn't snatch him up then. He's always wanted to be with me. I should have been into him instead of the guy I was heartbroken over but anyways tell me your most drunk story.

[Staximus]

I was about 19 or 20. One of my friends gave me a big 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo silver from his dad's garage. It has been sitting in a dark cabinet for like 19 years and went down like water. I took it to my friend's house and we all started taking shots. I ended up just swigging off the bottle and drank more than everybody. I went into the bathroom and yacked my guts out. My friend came in and cracked a raw egg over my head and I got pissed and started chasing him, but I was so drunk that I was falling all over the place. I ended up sleeping on the couch until my brother and friend who have me the tequila came and drove me home. Another time I drank 4 beer mugs full of Crown Royal and ice in about 2 hours at my friend's brother's party. There was some big tall dude who thought he was tough and said he was going to fuck my mother. She had died a couple years before then, so I took my beer mug of Crown Royal and crowned the big bastard. Hit him in the head and knocked him stupid, he was bleeding all over the place and they took him to the hospital. I almost killed him, it was stupid.

[Simslover92]

Wow it's a good thing he made it. That would have been really bad if he hadn't.

[abc3643]

I think the two times I was drunkest was on the last day of the 1970s: New Year's Eve 1979. Incredible party at a friend's house. We got baked a bit, but I was a skinny almost 17-year-old who drink a 5th of Southern Comfort. My 12-year-old kid sister had to drag me home. My dad was cool about it the next day. I had my first hangover and he gave me a tank of oxygen to breathe.

So, I've never really been a drinker because I learned the valuable lesson of a hangover early.

However, in spring 1983, I was a sophomore in college and my two roommates, me, and our buddy all got shitfaced at our apartment. I could not make it into the lab the next day and had to call my lab buddy that I wasn't going to be able to make it. It was a shame for him too... it was Circuit Theory and Electronics and I was really good at that; he relied on me to do it (breadboarding circuits) and I was fine with that... he hooked me up with weed when I hung out in his dorm room with his friends.

I did get shitfaced twice more in front of my wife in the mid-2000s though. I was an embarrassment.

[Simslover92]

Haha sounds like you had some wild times. I can certainly relate.

[abc3643]

Not really. I am a fairly boring guy. BUT, when I was young in the late 1970s and early 1980s, I did enjoy mind-altering experiences...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eleGPkE9Gk

[Simslover92]

Same here. I've been crossfaded before but that's as far as I went with getting mind altered. I wish I had experimented more in college but never met people who did other stuff besides mj.

[4ngelic]

the times i was the drunkest i dont know what happened because i was just too drunk to remember anything and if there were people there they were also in similar states

the drunkest i was that i remember kinda what i did i got locked in a public bathroom for like 3 hours screaming HELPPPP. the funny thing is i wasn't even locked the door was just a bit weird and had i been less drunk i wouldve figured that out in two seconds. also i was screaming in different languages, wailing, hitting the door, and stuff hysterically and really loud too. i also tried calling the cops to free me lol

[Simslover92]

Omg that's horrible to have been in there for 3 hours screaming for help but funny at the same time because you could have gotten out sooner if you hadn't been as drunk.

[exitseven]

I ran out of money and had to drop out of college after three semesters. I had to leave and go back where I grew up. I had a girlfriend that I was in love with. I had to leave her too. The next Friday night I was in a bar with a friend getting beyond drunk. The bar closed at 1AM so I drove home. I was wondering how my life got so screwed up and how shitty things were. I figured that I would just be doing the same thing again the next night. Or else I could drive back to school which was 5 hours and get there just as the sun came up. So I went home and threw some clothes in a bag and got on the highway. I was about 60 miles down the road when I realized I was in trouble. I could not focus my eyes and I was falling asleep. I saw a kid hitchhiking so I stopped to pick him up, I figured I could get him to drive for a while. As soon as he got in I could tell that he was in worse shape than I was. I got really pissed. I pulled the car over and kicked this kid out. Then I straightened up and drove nonstop the last 4 hours of the trip, I took a shower and went to see my girlfriend.

[Simslover92]

Woah that was so dangerous. I drove drunk before and I swore to myself I would never do it again. It is so not a good feeling at all.

[exitseven]

I probably would not have minded too much if i got killed.

[Simslover92]

Whoa that's pretty dark.

[exitseven]

Yes, but I got better. It was a pretty dark time.

[Simslover92]

That's good to know. I was in a dark place myself when I drunk that night so I definitely understand.

[exitseven]

I hope that you are in a better place.

[Simslover92]

Thank you. I am definitely in a much better place than I was then.

[exitseven]

@Simslover92 Yes, times can be tough but you gotta keep stroking.

[Simslover92]

That's so true. You definitely do!

[DryGermanGuy]

Twenty years ago, playing cards and drinking Vodka with Russians. It was okay, I could still walk home, although I was really heavily drunk. I don't drink hard liquor anymore.

[Simslover92]

Oh ok. I try not to but my boyfriend is a drinker so I drink with him whenever he comes to visit or when I visit him because his friends are heavy into drinking as well.

[Alex-Snow]

I don't drink much cause I'm only 18 but I got drunk at a girlfriends house this past summer (her parents were away for the weekend) instead of getting laid like I wanted to I woke up naked with a nasty hangover... lesson learned!

[Simslover92]

Oh dang sorry

[Anonymous]

I was sexually assaulted by a female friend. Then she got nervous her boyfriend would find out so she claimed I raped her.

[Simslover92]

Omg that's awful. I'm so sorry. That happened to me... the sexual assault I mean one time when I got really drunk in college.

[FunkyMonkee]

The drunkiest? Obviously,. nowhere NEAR as bad as you1

[Simslover92]

Lol probably not. Everclear is some heavy shit to drink

[Mansearching]

Got drunk on Tequila at a wedding. Now I can't drink or smell it, I get sick.

[Simslover92]

Oh wow I love tequila. I'm sorry.

[Mansearching]

No worries. I'm better off not having it.

[Anonymous]

I've never been drunk. The most alcohol I've ever had was one 4th of July I had 7 long Island ice teas. I thought that that would've been enough, but apparently not.

[Simslover92]

Wow lucky you. 7 long Island ice teas probably would have done me in. But then again maybe not since I drunk the heavy stuff in college.

[Opinion Owner]

That's what would've thought. I mean I am 6'5" 250lbs. So it stands to reason that it'd take a fair amount to make me drunk. I don't like most liquor so I don't drink much or very often.

[TonyMetal___86]

I don't ger drunk, do you know why?
It's because i never drink alcohol 🤣🤣

[Simslover92]

Good for you lol

[TonyMetal___86]

Do you know how can i feel drunk without drinking? 😁
Let me give you a glimpse: if i was married, i'd like to sit at night in my bedroom with some red dim lights turned, a slow jazz music, with a screaming saxophone and having my housewife dancing for me and teasing me wearing some sexy underwears (thongs or strings) than come and whisper in my ear (i wanna be loved by youuu) 😍 now that's what i call being drunk 🤪

[Simslover92]

That does sound nice and I could see how you would have a drunk feeling with that.

[TonyMetal___86]

If a married person can't be happy with his wife, than whom would he be happy with? 😏

[Simslover92]

That's very true.

[BLP11520]

I couldn’t feel my arms or feet and was. So sick Jack Daniels and Heineken messed me up Air Force day

[Simslover92]

Wow that's pretty drunk where you couldn't feel your arms or feet.

[BLP11520]

I was 19 and stupid

[Simslover92]

Haha yeah definitely been there.

[BLP11520]

I stopped drinking 40 years ago

[Simslover92]

That's good. I'll probably stop soon. It's not that fun anymore now that I'm older.

[BLP11520]

Yes, the bar scene was getting old at 23, first beer at 12 ( thanks to my siblings )

[Simslover92]

Yeah I had my first drink around that age too. I only drink now because my boyfriend drinks.

[BLP11520]

I calmed down LOL

[Simslover92]

Lol indeed you did

[BLP11520]

I have other stories about people who got drunk

[riverrat3]

Do not remember driving home, i quick drink when i was out

[Simslover92]

I drove drunk before but I remember it because I was scared shitless driving from a place I was unfamiliar with. Me and my best friend were visiting a friend in another state and she was too hammered to drive so I had to. That would have been two lives taken that night if I hadn't made it back safely. I remember just wanting to fall asleep the whole time I drove back to the hotel. I promised myself I would never drive drunk ever again. It is so not worth it. To this day I don't know how I did it. I don't know if you believe in God but for me I do and feel it was nothing but God that saved us that night.

[riverrat3]

I drove drunk a lot of times before, but i new i was driving and remembered it, this time i had no memory of even leaving where i had been

[Simslover92]

Oh wow. My boyfriend has done that before and I scolded him for it because that's so fucking dangerous. Please be careful and don't drive that drunk!

[riverrat3]

That is when i quit drinking when i was driving

[Simslover92]

Oh ok good!

[riverrat3]

That was over 30 years ago

[Simslover92]

Oh. I just saw your age and that makes sense.

[Worst]

When I was in cuba; I don't know what happend lol

[Simslover92]

Lol it happens lol

[RedInnocent68]

Everclear? 😇💩! And you’re not dead?

[Simslover92]

Lol that's what everyone says who I tell that story to lol

[Rohaan2020]

Mine is quite embarrassing to share here

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.