Tell me something shocking/absurd, that would make people shut up and walk away and almost scared and confused by you?

[Anonymous]

Even if its just made up, like for example- i robbed a bank yesterday (doesn’t sound realistic though)

tell me something that sound realistic- and just makes people question themselves

[Agape93]

I've get turned on the most after hunting and killing a dangerous animal.

[masterSir]

which animal?

[Agape93]

Primarily black bear and moose.

[masterSir]

Oh, I've got those all over around here.

[MemeSupreme]

yesterday i killed a man...

i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

[masterSir]

my mom took my V card.

[Agape93]

Um you ok man?

[Hobobobo]

@Agape93 He probably isn't.

[Agape93]

Sadly I agree

[masterSir]

@Agape93 very good.

[Agape93]

Ok good. Don't know context so I wasn't sure

[masterSir]

@Hobobobo I loved it. yeah I was 10, but it made mom happy and got my weenee played with.