If you spooned with Jesus does that put you closer to heaven or hell?

[Anonymous]

[Staximus]

That might sound like heaven to some but sounds like hell to me. Are we talking about like Jesus in the flesh like a normal living person, or a 2000 year old Jesus carcass, or zombie Easter rise from the dead Jesus, or little baby Christmas Jesus?

[MemeSupreme]

i wonder how many people have thought about spooning with jesus throughout history lol

[Anonymous]

Jesus, my Mexican lawn guy?

[Asker]

No like biblical Jesus

[Nikki1989]

Jesus who?

[Anonymous]

It's not like you're having sex with him.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Hopefully closer to a buxom blonde !!!

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Ask Mary Magdalene

[Asker]

I don't know who that is but why?

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

…girl, she was in the bible

[Anonymous]

It could be both. We can't guarantee it.

[Anonymous]

Wtf?

[Asker]

Listen odd topics come up at work this is one of them don't ask questions yah don't want answers to but now I need to know if spooning with Jesus puts you in heaven or hell

[Opinion Owner]

Well I don’t think he would do that anyway