How would your country save the world from the aliens?

[BCRanger10]

Let's say that we were living in the plot of a movie, like, say... mmmm...🤔... oh, I dunno, Independence Day.

If, in man's darkest moment, when all seemed lost, and the world turned to you country for hope, leadership, and above all, a battle plan... what would your country do?

[OneViewpoint]

I guess the way you do it is to fly a small military jet up the ass of an interstellar craft the size of a large city and fire an even smaller missile at a glaringly vulnerable point the stupid aliens millions of years more advanced than us didn't think of. Seems plausible.

[BCRanger10]

And yet, they didn't, so... sucks to be them, I guess 😆😆😆

I still hold that our initial resistance would have been far more successful than others might think.

[purplepoppy]

Wales here. We'd explain all alien orders need to be written in both English and Welsh or they won't be understood. We'd then insist on them having a nice cup of tea and telling us about their cross galaxy trip before showing them the video of little Dewi's school poetry recital that lasts hours.

They should fuck off back to Mars pretty quick.

[Sunshinelips]

England here.
Seeing that this country can’t cope with severe snow and severe heat and throws a tantrum anytime we experience this with school closures or melting roads or disruptive travel, I doubt it would save the world, it would cower and hide somewhere instead and let other countries deal with it.

[BCRanger10]

And like I told Carl, I think they'd even be in on it!

[AngryCarl3]

UK here. We can't even save the world from Russia.

[BCRanger10]

Oh please, you guys were probably in on the whole thing. I noticed that... hmmm... NO British CITIES WERE DESTROYED WHEN THE ALIENS FIRST ATTACKED? Explain THAT!

[AngryCarl3]

Nothing here worth attacking tbh.

[BCRanger10]

Well isn't THAT just CONVENIENT?

[exitseven]

President Trump founded the Space Force and they will take care of the aliens.

[TonyMetal___1986]

Nothing, my country has nothing, it's a country of tourism

[Iron_Man]

I will use my high flying Hulk smash skills. That should get the job done to stop the aliens

[NathanDavis]

explosive diarrhea... apparently

[Agape93]

We'd call ICE lol

[loveyouoak]

Hmm, I have no idea.

[FrodoSkywalker007]

It will deport them