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Looking Into The Mind of a *Loner*
We live in an incredibly social age. Yes, we lack a consistency of interaction with the same people and relationships in general are deteriorating. However, never have loners had their strangeness to the norm been thrown...
Why I Vehemently Oppose "Black Lives Matter"
You will all also recall I was predicting amped up violence months ago in a prior mytake three months ago... as usual, all sensitive people click away now and save your souls. If you can watch a horror movie without being...
6 Naturally Handsome Guys Who Don't Need Makeup or Fame
Honestly, most of the eye candy stuff posted here is total BS and I see some otherwise average looking dudes being fawned over by women, they would definitely look like shit without fame and makeup. So here is a NO BS...
Role Reversal: Understanding Male Bitterness Through a Story
I’m getting a little tired of hearing about this nonsense “Nice Guy” bashing culture online. It’s easily the most substantial simplification ever created and doesn’t really help anyone. So I decided to write a little...
Lindsay Lohan Riding A Bumble Bee!
That's right you read that correctly! I started writing this story because I of a dream I had back in 2005. In the dream Lindsay was riding around on a Bee while tying shoelaces together and putting plastic wrap over...
Lesson from Philando Castile's Death: Pick a Good Girlfriend
Perhaps I'm the only one that thought of this, but Castile, that black guy who got shot and killed during a traffic stop, gave us all a very important lesson during his death... Pick a quality girlfriend! WARNING: CONTENT...
An Angry Rant About the Selective Blindness of Social Justice Warriors
So I'm not going to bother to spare feelings here. If you are someone who believes in this imaginary "wage gap" or think that sexualizing people is wrong you are a blind moronic narrow minded simpleton who needs to DIE!...
The Beauty of Long Hair On Guys!
I find long hair beautiful on guys, so I put together some pics for those of you who also love it. 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: 6: 7: 8: 9: 10: 11: What do you think? Do you like long hair on guys? Which ones did you like?
Marching For the President: An Experience I'll Never Forget
In 2012, our high school marching band marched in the inaugural parade. I remember the day that we were first told about us being invited. It was one of the last days of the fall semester, our band director had everyone...
Random Awesome Stuff That Makes Life Worth Living
So we're always bitching about all the bad stuff in life like bills, work, school, Islamic terrorists, feminists, that question from every day asking which Indian girl is prettier etc etc the list goes on and on forever....
10 Of Hollywood's Most Notorious Womanizers
Hollywood is the land of stars. We look up to them, want to be them and hold them to a certain regard. But they're not perfect. Even stars have flaws. And one thing that has to be hard in Hollywood is holding down a...
5 Movie Speeches That Are WAY Better Than the Iconic Braveheart One
The brave-heart speech gets a lot of attention when there are WAY better movie speeches out there. Here are a few of them 1. What shall we die for- Elizabeth Swann in Pirates of the Caribbean 3...
Radical Islam and the Radical Right Wing
As I'm sure many of you have heard by now of the terrorist attack in Nice (pronounced niece) France. There is absolutely no doubt that this was the cause of Radical Islamic terrorism, a phrase Barack Obama can't seem to...
15 Memorable Girls In 80s Music Videos (Part IV/Letters R-S)
Part I Part II Part III (In alphabetical order) 1) Ride Like The Wind by Saxon (1988) https://www.youtube.com/embed/FX6TUIKAFzw 2) Rio by Duran Duran (1982) https://www.youtube.com/embed/e3W6yf6c-FA 3) Rock And Roll...
20 of the Greatest Supergroups In Music History
Supergroup is a musical project (usually) consisting of members coming from groups who are known and successful already. Sometimes they can evolve to a separate band on their own, like Asia or Journey. (In alphabetical...
Racial and Ethnic Stereotypes That Need to Die
Everyone has heard someone making fun and or showing bigotry to another person just because they are of a certain race and or ethnicity. Usually you hear the person using some ridiculous stereotype to insult the person,...
3 Reasons You Should Vote for Cthulhu!
1. He doesn't give a shit about political correctness The great old one doesn't care about your feelings. The great Cthulhu doesn't even really give a shit that we exist. The stars become right and he rises up and ends...
It's Perfectly Fine to Flirt with a Girl/Guy Who Has a Boyfriend/Girlfriend
I'm writing this take because I keep seeing questions related to asking out, hitting on, etc. with someone who has a SO already. I also keep seeing responses like: "no, it's never ok to ask a girl If she's interested, if...
Battling the Hate and Redefining "The Player"
For those of you that read my last take, you will notice that it rather unsurprisingly attracted quite a bit of negative attention. If you haven't read it, you can check it out here:...
My Battle with a Video Game Addiction
Step-1 Harmless toys for bored boys I remember when I was 4 years old my mother bought me a Gameboy Color and a Legend of Zelda cartridge for it. That was my very first step into video games and possibly the worst...
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