Questions

Yeah, she's pretty but not a 10. So why did you tell her how beautiful she is?

A girl walks up to you in public and puts a hand on your chest, and says "I bet you could remind me what being a woman is all about. Come with me now. Please I'm begging you.

Imagine a world where you can flounce around in your wedge sandals, shortest shorts and tightest tank top braless and men don't catcall or wolf whistle.

Now imagine that it's been years and still no one does it.

I had a weird experience with a masseuse recently. First, she was located inside some large warehouse in a remote location that was locked. It made me nervous so I called her and she assured me she had a room in the warehouse and liked to keep the building locked between clients. Second, she gave me this tiny see through underwear and bra which showed everything and kept making things pop out and show. Third, she didn’t cover me with anything when massaging. When I asked her to incorporate wood sculpting, it was clear she didn't know what she was doing and it left bruising that didn't go away for weeks.

Plus, she focused too much on my hips and butt. Fourth, and this is the weirdest, she had me get up and walk to her so she could massage me standing up because she said something like people look different at various angles? And then she also charged me way more than a normal session and blew up when i said I called it out and said i would not be returning. Is any of this normal? This is my first time getting a lymphatic massage and I dont know what general best practices are but i feel kind of sick to my stomach and it just feels like something wasn't quite right. But i did check her reviews and she eerily has a ton of 5 star glowing reviews..