How would you deal with a blanket, or worse, a bed hog in a relationship/marriage?

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[Chaz269]

Queen bed and king size blankets, or his & hers twin blankies works for blanket hogs. I always seem to attract cuddlers though. She's not hogging the bed, she just moves closer if I move away, and eventually I end up kinda like the dude in pic #2. Well, let me tell you this: put your weiner in her butt and either she'll scooch or you'll get surprise butt sex! Win win! I really don't mind cuddling when it's colder out, but I run hot and don't need or want the extra body heat in the warmer months.

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In Chazz-We Trust

Chazz 2020

[Jaximus-Lion]

Big bed, two blankets BOOOOOOOOOOOOM problem solved. I thought this would happen to me but am in the 9th year with my partner and not one single problem there, she has her thick heavy blanket and i have my little think blanket, that's it.

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lucky man

[Jaximus-Lion]

believe me these all are just stories that people tell for sake of comedy/fun but in reality there is a very slight percent.

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i am using poetic licence, but, it happens

[Jaximus-Lion]

so you belong to the slight percent. Is it you or her?

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was always her...;)

[Jaximus-Lion]

Takes the blanket and push you a way ! Damn.

[kaylaS91]

... this is gonna be awkward- I AM the blanket hog.

How do my boyfriend and I deal with it? Firstly, I make an honest effort not to hog it. Once I fall asleep though, I often wake up completely rolled around in it like a burrito when he's got nothing at all.

He usually just uses it as an excuse to unwrap me and cuddle as we both drift off into slumber so for the time being, I guess we kinda make ti work.

[gobsmacked3]

with a woman like this you just wrap around her and roll with it

harder for a woman doing the same for she gets squished

[ghostqueen]

One blanket for me, one blanket for him. As for a bed hog, if a California King can't solve that nothing can.

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and if both blankets are taken?

[ghostqueen]

He's getting kicked in the face.

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discreet elbows in the ribs work

[ghostqueen]

I can't stand waking up cold. If you manage to steal a second blanket in a huge bed then you're pushing it.

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or have a taser, near

[ghostqueen]

I don't like spasming people.

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helps with blanket/bed hogs

[ghostqueen]

I just want to sleep in peace, not catch a case on my 9th dream.

[Listening5]

Cmon guys, this might be bad. But u know whats worst.. a partner that won't let u sleep and wakes u up when they get up. Its annoying.

[candycanehearts]

i wouldn't mind in summer but i would kick them out in winter

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Kiwis rule

[candycanehearts]

Thanks!!

[Iwant2kno]

What solves the issue is a super mega huge colossal kings size bed, two blankets and another blanket on the side just in case they take your blanket.

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until you end on the floor with no blankets and them across the whole bed

[Mamabear213]

I don't know I was always the bed and blanket hog 😂 my ex used to just deal with it! We had a Cali king, so there was plenty of room and the blanket was big enough but I’d wake up with him using another blanket because I get cold easily and wrap myself up lol

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A smart tactic is to wrap around the woman. Then you are an accomplice to her debauchery

[Mamabear213]

Ooh I’d like that lol

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it work well, until she hits you with a stray elbow or knee

[Mamabear213]

Is this what you did to solve your problem?

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I was married for nearly 21 years. the biggest issues were twofold. Dogs who hogged the bed and then, kids.

[mjsbiggestfan1997]

My man has taken up most of the space on the bed so many times. We sleep head to head. If there's enough room, I'll turn around the opposite way, like with my feet near his head. If there isn't enough room for that, I'll just sleep on the floor. I'm not going to wake him up lol he looks too peaceful when he sleeps.

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Lol!

You are a calm female. My ex wife would have belted me over this and sent me to the couch

[mjsbiggestfan1997]

Lmao damn man 😂😂😂

[Kajiac]

Wow this is actually a pretty tough one, I'm actually tempted to say break up b/c sleep is so important to me.

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easier to send them to the couch

[Kajiac]

That sucks tho, I wouldn't want to do that forever

[AngusBastion]

I do not really take much space when sleeping. With blanket hogging I deal by taking away at least small piece of the blanket as I do not need too much heat. As for the space hogging being big guy it is hard for women to space hog my place :D

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some women still find a way

[anmari2001]

I am a bed hugger so I stick to my partner no matter his intentions

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Excuse me for prying, but, I am OBSESSED with Bulgaria

I have always wanted to go there. Where would you suggest?

[anmari2001]

Oh I don't know, I am glad to hear that but I depends why yo want to come here, to see the sea or mountain, for tge history or jusy entertainment

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See it all. Take a month and roam. Even cycle it. I am a huge fan of football. One of my heroes was Hristo Stoichov. Also, Steylian Petrov

[Robsinsf53]

@anmari2001 finally a smart answer to a rather simple question. Two pillows, two heavy blankets.

[dandiecandie]

Buy 2 blankets or 2 beds and push them together or just an extremely big beg. Like a king size

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they still take em

[Glass_Cat]

Blanket, get my own I’ve got like 50 blankets. And bed hog? I’ll sleep on top of them.

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and if they steal the other blankets?

if happens!!!

As for lying on them, hang on tight for they roll and you might get squished ;)

[Glass_Cat]

If they steal the other blankets I’ll just go sleep on a couch or the floor and lol yep hold on for dear life 😂

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why not send them to the couch?

[Glass_Cat]

Cause it doesn’t matter they can have the bed i don’t mind lol.

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American women are so calm. An Irish woman would go gonzo over this

[Glass_Cat]

Hahah yikes

[SaoirseS]

Separate blankets, separate beds, or even separate bedrooms depending on the case.

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too rationale

[rgb008]

He's a bed hog, but I am a blanket hog.
And I don't know. I wake him up and tell him to move over lmao

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bed hogs are evil

[BatmansWife]

He and I use separate blankets. As for the bed hog, that's me!

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evil ^

[Anonymous]

Sleep in two seperare beds. Some couples do better this eay and actually are very happy together. It improves couples' relationships who have incompatible sleeping habits.

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but, it deprives the joy of feeling her near

[Opinion Owner]

If they're hogging the blanket or bed to the point that it annoys you, there isn't any joy right?😂
If you wanna be near, just put two beds in the same room near each other. Some nights if you want more intimacy you can sleep in the same one but ither nights when you're feeling annoyed, go into the second bed

[markscott]

It does take away some of the joy, but if one of them is always tired because of a bed hog, that can put a big strain on a relationship.

[Opinion Owner]

@markscott ^^

[Listening5]

Lol cmon just move over her and go to the other side, have another blanket, more pillows, be prepared hahaha

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a taser works

[eaglemaddog112]

Bigger bed, bigger blankets, bigger nail gun to secure my side.

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wise

[eaglemaddog112]

If all else fails, nail her to her side of the bed. I suggest extra long nails and ensure your all sexed out as it might be a while. lol

[witherwing]

We have two blankets for a reason.

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and they can disappear for a reason as well

[cottoncandyandy]

I would get another blanket

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and if they steal this as well

[cottoncandyandy]

Then I would yank the blanket away from them, wrap myself up grumpily, and lay back down haha

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and if they still, somehow steal it off you?

[Robsinsf53]

Hog back harder... lol.

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wise counsel

[JulieXO]

Id just get two blankets.

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and if both get stolen?

[JulieXO]

That would be unfortunate hahah

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who for?

you because you throttle him, or, you b/c you freeze

[JulieXO]

The latter

[fauchelevent]

Two duvets overlapping

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leading to one wrapped in both

[DarkerThanGrey]

Air conditioner and more blankets. U can always tie her wrists too, and sleep hugging her body... .. cofff cofff talked too much...