Yes, my brother-in-law's wife, my sister. She's the plant manager of one of the family business, and there was a scheduled audit - and yet she had gone AWOL. Cue panicked calls from me and my cousin, texts that ranged from "Hey are you coming" to "WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU". It turned out she was on her way, but had to change a tire and had somehow put her phone on "Plane mode". The audit went well, and she laughed when she finally saw 30+ missed calls and some 80 texts.
No, nor has any other part of anyones wife entered my mouth 👄 to be fair I’ve had a BUNCH of husbands, try to put their things in my mouth, but only one man succeeded… and he killed himself rather that go to prison for the rest of his life for raping a child!
