How do I tell a lady I work with I like her?

[Password_Is_Taco]

We've known each other for a while, lately I keep getting the feelings bug, and because I have more of a resemblance to the second guy I'm the cartoon I've always been cautious about this kind of stuff. I'm fairly certain the feelings are not mutual but my friend has been telling me to just talk to her about it.

[MCheetah]

It's best not to do so, at all, if you work directly in her office. I you work near her or in the same building, the slow build-up (aka the Long Con) might be your best bet. Build up rapport over 6-8 months before asking her out.

But your best bet is to not do it. Women are often fickle and shallow.

[Vegasrunner]

Do not do it. You have all the risk and could easily lose your job or worse. Its not fair but these are the times we live in. The line between romance and harrassment all comes down to your physical appearance.

[Flower7]

Just don’t if there’s any risk to it and you’re not absolutely sure that she feels the same about you. No reason to risk your job. Just find a woman outside of work.

[England4eva]

Awwww. Your cartoon made me laugh 😂 Have you thought of getting a make over before you attempt to talk?

[Moose304]

I know my comment is a cop-out, but I HIGHLY suggest you NOT ask a co-worker out! You may find she is receiving to you NOW! But what happens later on when that changes. I have seen careers end because a workplace romance went badly!

[Texaskid1]

Don't do it.

You should never shit where you eat. Remember, you are there because you get paid. So is she. Saying something like could put your job on the line.

Never date at work. Period.

[EllaNella]

Do not date or try to date a coworker. End of story

[MCheetah]

No need to be *that* mean to him! 😂

[EllaNella]

i wasn't mean i'm just matter of fact 😂

[Anonymous]

Never take anything your friend says seriously again. Listen to him and lose your job. Having feelings does not mean they need to be communicated. Keep them to yourself.

[Guy13]

I’m not jealous of you…Workplace romance. Where we put our Time is where we find our heart…

[Anonymous]

Personally, i'd play it very cautiously... and avoid human resources. Not sure your friend is being helpful even if well meaning. Maybe continue with the polite and regular conversation until you know a little more about her, and she you.

[Bluemax]

It's a good idea not to. If you wish to remain professional, I wouldn't.

[Stevefiveo]

I think you can ask her out for coffee or lunch safely. That can be just friendly. I don't think she will run to HR for that and even if she does, you can't ask someone to lunch?

[legalboxers]

like this..
Hi there. Not sure if you are married or not but. I do think your very beautiful. I would like the honor and privledge if you would please go out with me

[Wazzaman88]

Too formal.
Build rapport.
Then tell her she is coming lunch with you.
Don't ask.

[legalboxers]

@Wazzaman88 formal? how the fuck and what the fuck. To the person who made the face.. Did someone ask your mother out and you didn't like it?

[Wazzaman88]

Wow dude. Extremely feminine response. So emotional. I made the face.

[legalboxers]

@Wazzaman88
a nice slow golf clap for you. Man enough for you? Im probably old enough to be your parent and to be quite honest - by your response will take you places in life. Respecting a female before anything else. Rapport? sure. By telling her "Your coming out with me no questions asked". Predator mentality son

[Slartybartfast]

At work, you don't. If you really like he, quit your job before approaching.

[RuthlessAggression]

You don't

I mean, you can but, I highly advise against it. Simply because you're coworkers and you don't want HR breathing down your neck about that sort of thing

[DarkWinterNights]

Work and relationships don’t mix- sorry man, all you’re doing is putting yourself at risk.

[Andres77]

Yeah, check with HR first and be clear about company policy.
Good luck, dude

[OddBeMe]

1) outside of work
2) and dont get pissy if she says no. If you do anything that looks like harassment you're fcked.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

If you sense a woman doesn't have feelings for you then don't waste your time.

Only talk to women who like you back.

[Anonymous]

The comic says it all.
If she likes you, you can tell her.
If she doesn’t, you can lose your job, have your life and reputation destroyed, etc.

Pussy isn’t worth that risk.

[VV3ZZY]

Nahh that's how you lose your job. Ask her out to lunch.

[KrakenAttackin]

Don't. Reread the cartoon and realize you could lose your job.

[GatewayRealm]

Just Walk around with a Boner
Girls like it when dudes are hard having a convo with them.

[Phoenix98]

I wouldn't advise it.

[Wazzaman88]

Never dip your pen in company ink.

[VV3ZZY]

Haaaahahah

[Anonymous]

If its not mutual then stay quiet

[GatewayRealm]

Only way to find out is to walk around with a boner if she likes him she will look at it and will start going up to talk to him just to see his boner.

[GatewayRealm]

It will be noticeable and she will start to talk more or go seek him out and get him to talk more than he usually does.

[GatewayRealm]

It’s easy to know when a girl likes it. I’ve got special treatment from females that work behind the register.

[Opinion Owner]

@GatewayRealm maybe if you have a big one.

[GatewayRealm]

Yah I got a big one.

[Opinion Owner]

@GatewayRealm but the asker doesn't. It's like sending an unsolicited dick pic, if it's big it's acceptable, if small call the police

[captain_voidwalker]

Rule number 1 never date a co worker

[Sour-rose]

Just say it.

[Joker_]

just go for it

[In_Trance]

Don't do it