
Parrot question:
“Best punishment for a cheater?”
Chipmunk Answer:
“Publicly shaming them so the world knows not to get with them. Make them regret being a disgusting bitch.”
My Koala Response to the Chipmunk:
“I didn’t cheat on him, we never went on a single date, I don’t even know how you spell his name.”
“Cause I know 2 different spellings for the name that are commonly used.”
Koala Quote:
“Chipmunks have big mouths, they tell big stories, and have very little patience for people that interfere with their token gathering habits, they need to prepare for winter when they hibernate with their Sunday school hamsters and hide their motives from the cold hard world.”
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