Would you rather spend the rest of your life with your ex or spend a year in jail?

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mattclark242 · Accepted Answer

I don't know I hate how people yell in jail if they not yell and just chat nice or I just be by my self in jail jail be ok just boreing.

as far as my ex gose I do not have an ex well I guss the girl I was with and the rest of my life is a long time. If it was my crush I use to have heather than that be fine she nice and smart. But if it was tyler than I don't know she was nice when I was with her but maybe that was just an act and she could be mean and I get mad and try changer her it could be bad the jail and the yelling is also bad if there a lot yelling

But when I was with tyler it was illegal so I should be in jail any way also so should she we both should be in jail or none of use should be there.

if the people in jail would be nice I take the jail.

If tyler would be nice I take her but the rest of my life is a long time for a person jail be a long time if the yell in jail all the time it be suicide watch every day from me till I get out and or kill my self or try hurt my self or one them. that and I not eat till I start to thow up. But my ex well tyler if we had be with each other all the time and she dose the bad thing that I think she dose she want money and maybe sleep with other guys she also get drunk and maybe hit me if she got mad and try get me to give her money or thing all the time. then agin maybe she act nice and we both get along well she get the stuff she need and be a good women. But maybe she also go crazy on me. I not sure if she dose bad thing I think she dose when she not with me. But if she dose maybe I could just ignor it.

razelove · Accepted Answer

This is oddly specific... is the jail for a year because you can't shake her off and winds up being involuntary manslaughter? I think that's mandatory minimum in some states.

SakuraBlossoms87 · Accepted Answer

My ex treated me like shit.

Around the Christmas holidays he arranged to go to the movies & then proceeded to decide to go to a friend's birthday party. Never once told me about this so I was waiting all day wondering, thinking he'd gotten into a bad accident, etc. He eventually texted 4 hours after arriving at his friend's with a what's your problem sort of attitude.

He then began to have some serious issues - karma maybe seeing as I did love selfishlessly, I did offer to help him with finances, etc. - soon afterwards and barely communicated. Whenever he did he was always mean or rude or abrupt as if I was supposed to know what was going on in his life when he barely gave me time of day.

I gave him a 2nd chance in Feburary but that was just a mess. I tried to help, etc. The most I ever asked was to spend a bit of time together. I didn't blow up his phone, etc.

I didn't care if he had little to no money, etc.

But I mean what sort of a person says "promise me... I want to be left alone" when their girlfriend asks can I spend the weekend instead of saying - as everyone else would - I am sorry I'm working over the weekend which is exactly why he said that not telling me to get lost but that he was busy. But then whenever he texted he was mean, etc.

So in short

I'd rather eat poison than spend the rest of my life with him. Jail is a holiday in compare.

Rosexøxø · Accepted Answer

Jail

- and it better be with the Guy from 365. 🎞

That, or role play jail with my boyfriend. It’ll get torturously old unless it’s sensual and not just acting. Then it will be doable for a year.

EX who?

MIB helped me with that.

OlderAndWiser · Answer

If I returned to my most recent ex, the sentence I ultimatly received for what happened next would be far more than just one year!

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

My last ex would be my first/ex husband so I’ll take the year in jail lol my last relationship was my hubby but as he passed, that isn’t an option but of it was, I’d choose him… guess I’m going to jail lol..

DaveJord · Answer

I count it up as time served, and honestly that is what it and I am not going back.

Bethany22 · Answer

I would love to spend the rest of my life with my ex. We parted ways amicably.

Genie23 · Answer

I'd rather spend a year in jail and get tough.

Avicenna · Answer

So we have to live with the ex and can't cheat? And which ex does it have to be? I've got a lot of them...

Paris13 · Answer

He Wished ME a happy Easter this Morn. lol You decide... xxoo

midnightmoon05 · Answer

My ex wasn’t terrible because I picked him and he picked me to have a life and family together till his mom butted in.
so I am fine living with my ex. As of now…we still talk often about kids education, finance, future goals, health, he asked kids what my husband cooks at home…. he just messaged me to go to this yummy restaurant during spring break next week…etc. main reasons why these kids respect us all and know that we have their best interest in mind.
if it works…we all 6 can live well under one roof. One big happy family lol.
him, his wife, me, my husband, our 2 kids.
call us weird…better be weird than be dysfunctional selfish the “normal” people are living in.

TenderFantasy · Answer

It's not that simple. They have to want that too. That is the thing with free will, you get to CHOOSE how you live your life, even if that means making shitty decisions! Consequences are there regardless.

Anonymous · Answer

Depends on which ex.

There is one I would spend the rest of life with because it would give me a chance to get even on her if you want to know the truth. She heinously did some very real and very permanent damage to me in the end but she was too conceited to own up to it. I would love to see her nightmare come true and have her be stuck with me considered what she said and did ti me.

Then there is another that I would in heartbeat take a year in jail over vs. being around her for even 5 minutes. This one was a complete and utter psycho.

Anonymous · Answer

With my Ex, because with my Ex I can get off and get sex. In Jail I don’t get any action and without action I’d be miserable. Isn’t this the reason people fear Prison. You won’t get any action from the opposite sex for DECADES YEARSSS.

Unless somehow luckily you can F-K the guard. Prison Guard. And what are the chances of that. What if his D is the size of a toe. No Thanks.

My Ex knew how to do it. How I liked it. He lasted unlike anyone. He was big enough and it would even stab me sometimes.

What are the chances that I can find a guard to F-K in prison that’ll have what my Ex gave me. 😬😬

NOPE. I’ll stay with me ex for a year. I’m not even on bad terms with him. I just broke things off because he’s non committal

ThePostMan · Answer

Because I miss my ex. It's been 5 years. We've meet at few times and chatted. She misses me too, but had to move on. We broke up over something stupid. Funny thing is I've invited her over a few times to talk and she said no, because she didn't want to have sex. I told her that I would never force her to have sex and I just thought it would be nice to talk. She told me, that we would have sex, even if she had to tear my clothes off. She told me the best sex she has ever had is with me and that's why she can't ever visit me. :(

Gopackers02 · Answer

Not going to lie spending it with my ex isn’t too bad considering she has the same mentality as me. Except for a few things like mental illness, spending on plush toys, very emo. But we got the same sense of humor just her priorities were completely different from mine. But I’m not trying to go to jail like imagine just sitting there either alone or with a inmate for a year and no tv, phone, internet, can’t choose what to eat by choice just not really it

Guardian45 · Answer

Both options lead to jail. One for a year, one for Life!

Sorrento-Sun · Answer

One year in jail. Because he was abusive and controlling , so I'd end up spending a lifetime in prison if I didn't take the one year in jail option.

meetkitty123 · Answer

Oh forget that! If I was faced taking any of my worst ex's back I'D ARREST MYSELF! I'd break into a prison, I'd walk myself into a cell and lock myself up! ME HANDCUFFING MYSELF!

Dargil · Answer

Living with my Ex was an eternal hell. A year in jail would be heaven by comparison.

Vesuvius87 · Answer

It depends on which ex boyfriend.

With my first ex boyfriend, the sociopathic-narcissist hells nope. I'll happily take the one year in jail offer.

With my 2nd ex boyfriend, well unless he knock on my door to propose, upgrading the relationship to engagement then I'll consider it. If he just knock on the door to still be with me but just as girlfriend again, hells nope... then I'll take the deal of the one year in jail.

ObscuredBeyond · Answer

In jail, you can get options to be away from the crowds - sometimes. Depends on the jail. If I get to keep pens and a journal, I'd be writing every chance I got. Or drawing. Or getting a job in something mechanical, to learn some new skills. The exes I'd most be willing to take back are either dead or married. I've known too many psychos, so I'd rather go to jail than deal with any of them again.

Sour-rose · Answer

Jail. It will cost me one year and I can get experience off of it. But my ex will cost me everything and will drag me down to his level and make me a more of a dumbass like him.

TruthBringer · Answer

Send me to jail. 1 year of jail is more merciful than spending my life with someone who is a borderline. No thank you.

FifiJones · Answer

If it was just these two choices, a year in jail. My ex was not high capacity, and from a poor background, so I feel bad for not... not certain what, somehow saving/helping.

DizzyDesii · Answer

My ex should be the one in jail... again. But im never voluntarily going to jail

electromagnetic · Answer

I’ll go to jail gladly. 1 year probably isn’t enough either.  If anything, can he go to jail instead and I can continue being happy?

Mangospacho · Answer

It depends. Is this maximum security prison? Or county jail?

Bricealan · Answer

Tough choice. In jail I would probably wind up being some guy named "Bobo's "bitch"

Anonymous · Answer

I work for a correctional facility.

Most recent ex-gf : she is a married woman whose husband was spending time at the correctional facility.
Problems with her : She has 4 kids, she was cheating on her husband though she had good reasons I suppose and we had somewhat of a sexual incompatibility.

if it was only her then yeah rather not be behind bars but I’d rather choose a different ex.

Mr1derful · Answer

Rough question! But I’d say an ex. There was one at least I could say who was so good and I just and just took her and us for granted and lost her. I’d easily go back and fix that!

Valso · Answer

My ex. That way I get to rub it on her how royally she screwed herself up by dumping me for the rich kid parading with the money of his mom and dad. Cuz he pumped up her belly and when he found out, he dumped her, leaving her alone with a kid and with no money. Plus I'll use her as a cum dumpster. She doesn't deserve anything else.

worldscolide · Answer

Dude I'd go one further. I would go for life in prison before I spent a year with my ex..

Anonymous · Answer

I'll take the sex since she was a sweet girl if not for the trauma of her toxic ex which made her breakup with me. Had it not been for that I think we would have stayed a long long time together

Caramelpie · Answer

Doesn’t matter because my ex was a crazy guy who would murder me if I went back to him, not to mention his many crimes.

Nikki1989 · Answer

My ex and I are good friends, so I will take that over jail, obviously.

HippieVeganJewslim · Answer

Not all exes are bad. Many are called ex just because they both think they’re just happy not married to each other. Furthermore, I don’t want to lose my hippy hair!

Walt832 · Answer

I'll choose jail 🤣 hell naaaaa. That bit** is crazy.

Craftsman · Answer

Life wasn't that bad with my ex, until she found someone she thought was more her taste than I was at the time. Tied to me for life might be a penance for her, though for me it would retribution of the highest and finest order.

DubiousIntentions · Answer

They are undoubtedly an ex for a reason. A year in jail would be preferred, especially if an ex is abusive. Agreed?

welcomemen · Answer

Neither but option B if I really had to choose

WeirdoFriendly · Answer

My ex did cheat on me after two years, but I'd still rather live with her than be living in a place for a year I know I wouldn't survive

Awesomeking231 · Answer

I mean the thing is I've heard of 1 or 2 people personally that have spent one year in jail. And that's all you said. And the other thing is that it said the rest of your life. I mean that seems kinda frightening for me. This was kinda a simple question for me. I even heard people like to sneak jams and stuff like that in jail too. People gotta like that.

MisterKuulius · Answer

I broke up with her due to logistical reasons, and we still get along great. I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with her. If I go to jail, I might die in there. LOL

Danny_dan92 · Answer

Very good question. I honestly don’t know. Both would suck

NathanDavis · Answer

we're friends... so we're stuck for life  funny enough, we could have been jailed together for some months... if it weren't for some other, friends...

KrakenAttackin · Answer

I will take the year in jail, because I would end up killing my ex and spending my life in jail.

alearningboy · Answer

Jail is nothing between 4 walls, I have no ex but I rather be with her then in jail😀. Still have good and bad days. You can do everything what you want but in jail you can't do nothing.

Barry88 · Answer

No hard feelings towards my ex, but there's a reason we separated and I'm happy already for a very long time with my girlfriend. So, I'd prefer to spend a year in jail.

SweetTwistedSatanist · Answer

With the ex. Him being approximately 15 feet deep.

Simslover92 · Answer

I'd rather spend the rest of my life with my ex. We're still good friends and love each other dearly so I could do it.

ShelbyFun · Answer

I've never had a boyfriend but if he was abusive and mean I rather go to jail. If we eneded on good terms then I'd go back

19magic · Answer

I haven't really got any bad exes so I'll just choose the ex, little one would be so worse off if I were to go to jail for a year

OnlyMeee · Answer

Jail. Because the year would pass, a lifetime is a long time

CuriousMufuxka · Answer

A year in the hole don't sound so bad anymore.

Minahh · Answer

Jail here I go maybe I'll meet there a cute officer

SeriouslyFunny00 · Answer

I don't have an ex, so probably ending in jail 😂

crossdressingrihno · Answer

EX Honestly I think I should feel bad for breaking up with her but at the same time she had a certain trait that I didn’t want to put up with.

DJB72 · Answer

I'd rather spend it with my ex. I never had any animosity towards her and frankly the sex was great. Way better than I'd expect in prison.

ChillaxingLove · Answer

I would like to be funny and say jail. But let’s be honest. Men get raped in jail, my ex ain’t that bad lol

OfMiceandMen · Answer

All I can say is... three square meals a day, here I come!

FreyaRed · Answer

Is it allowed to drive my ex to suicide in this game?

molonski2 · Answer

Im not going to jail for any amount of time by choice..

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