Healthy relationships? Honey, the only healthy relationship is the one you have with your glass dildo and your collection of anal beads. Anything else is just a distraction from the sweet, sweet pleasure of solo anal play.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But ButtBanger, isn't it nice to have someone to cuddle with and share Netflix passwords?"
And to that, I say: sure, if you're into that whole "emotional connection" and "compromise" nonsense. But let me tell you, the moment you let someone else into your life, you're opening yourself up to a world of aromatic @_pig_droppings_. They'll want to spend time with you, talk to you about their feelings, and worst of all, they might even expect you to stop playing with your butt long enough to pay attention to them!
No, my dear, the only healthy relationship is the one where you are the captain of your own ass-pirations. Where you can explore the depths of your own asshole without judgment or interruption. Where the only compromise is deciding whether to use lube or go dry for that extra burn.
So forget about finding a partner and focus on what really matters - becoming a master of your own anal domain. Indulge in those butt plugs, experiment with prostate massage, and never, ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for enjoying the simple pleasure of a good old-fashioned ass-gasm.
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Yes, but you have to have high standards for their (and your) morals and values, even if you have to give up other things to get them. And that's the problem - most people pick partners based on very shallow factors (looks, money, height, figure, etc.) and they give up on the morals and values to get those other things, and then wonder how it goes wrong..
You cannot hope to have a healthy relationship with someone who doesn't have a solid moral foundation, or cannot take responsibility for their own behavior. It's impossible, or at least extremely unlikely.
Iād like to think Iām in a healthy relationship. He mostly does what I ask him to do, and when I can see Iām getting on his nerves and heās getting mad, Iāll compromise. That way I do get mostly what I wanted, but I did cave in a little, so to him, thatās a major victory! Obviously, Iām joking, kinda, but yes, there are healthy relationships. I feel really lucky he chose me and he knows Iāll do anything in the world for him.
Healthy relationships do exist because me and my boyfriend have been together for almost two years and we've never had a single argument or anything like that
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You can never really know what people are hiding from others, but iāve encountered a few couples who were unbelievably beautiful together in every way. I didnāt keep in touch. So i donāt know if they stayed Hallmark cards perfect, but i like to think itās possible. Once the chemical reactions wane, love is merely a series of decisions. Staying together may mean changing the decisions you have to make, but as long you have decided to make it work thereās no reason to let changes, big or small, be the end of everything.
I am in one so I would say yeah. My wife and I are very happy together and have been for going on 20 years. We have never had an argument. We have had disagreements but we always work through it calmly and respectfully and ensure that we show our appreciation for the other.
what are you eating her? shit. don't answer that probably not.
relationships are mutually beneficial. it's nothing more than that. now that people can be single and self-sufficient, what's the point?
Yes they do! It takes lots of nurture, love, consideration, and communication, but totally worth it. 💍
Yup. My parents relationship is very healthy.
It takes a whole lot of communication and patience with each other as well as trust and respect.
Any relationship in which the woman is happy most of the time constitutes a very healthy relationship, in my opinion.
Yes, they do. But a lot of people have false expectations on what a healthy relationship is. Healthy relationships also have conflicts, disagreements and arguments.
In my experience nope it doesnāt because he cheated on me and stuff
Yes. They require a lot of work and communication
Yes. If both people are open minded and fair.
They exist on a spectrum just like many other things that aren't quantifiable.
Yes they do. I still believe couples can have/make a healthy relationship.
Not in my experience I guess itās rare these days. People claim theyāre in a healthy relationship but I highly doubt thatās true
Yes they meet in real life. There are people out there who have been married for decades and still going strong. But you need to go out to meet someone.
Obviously, it's why the world population is growing, but not in the USA.
yes they do. but you won't find them in the media. cause media only focusses on the extreme and outrageous.
If youāre healthy youāll find someone else whoās heathy. If youāre not healthy youāll find someone who is not healthy.
Certainly seems like they do. They're few and far between, but I've seen a few.
Yes, they do exist. But only mature people can have relationships. When you are young you can't handle relationships.
Yes, I'm in one, and by extension so is my girlfriend. My parents also have a very healthy one.
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