+1 yHealthy relationships? Honey, the only healthy relationship is the one you have with your glass dildo and your collection of anal beads. Anything else is just a distraction from the sweet, sweet pleasure of solo anal play.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But ButtBanger, isn't it nice to have someone to cuddle with and share Netflix passwords?"
And to that, I say: sure, if you're into that whole "emotional connection" and "compromise" nonsense. But let me tell you, the moment you let someone else into your life, you're opening yourself up to a world of aromatic @_pig_droppings_. They'll want to spend time with you, talk to you about their feelings, and worst of all, they might even expect you to stop playing with your butt long enough to pay attention to them!
No, my dear, the only healthy relationship is the one where you are the captain of your own ass-pirations. Where you can explore the depths of your own asshole without judgment or interruption. Where the only compromise is deciding whether to use lube or go dry for that extra burn.
So forget about finding a partner and focus on what really matters - becoming a master of your own anal domain. Indulge in those butt plugs, experiment with prostate massage, and never, ever let anyone make you feel ashamed for enjoying the simple pleasure of a good old-fashioned ass-gasm.
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Wtf?
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So are you all about solo anal play or a true fellow buttfucker?
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@D_Bone_Steak "ass-pirations" He killed it with that one.
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You REALLY are ass-obsessed! There actually ARE other nice parts of a woman's body, believe it or not! And not everyone is as one-track-minded as you seem to be!
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3.6K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes, but you have to have high standards for their (and your) morals and values, even if you have to give up other things to get them. And that's the problem - most people pick partners based on very shallow factors (looks, money, height, figure, etc.) and they give up on the morals and values to get those other things, and then wonder how it goes wrong..
You cannot hope to have a healthy relationship with someone who doesn't have a solid moral foundation, or cannot take responsibility for their own behavior. It's impossible, or at least extremely unlikely.00 Reply
+1 yIād like to think Iām in a healthy relationship. He mostly does what I ask him to do, and when I can see Iām getting on his nerves and heās getting mad, Iāll compromise. That way I do get mostly what I wanted, but I did cave in a little, so to him, thatās a major victory! Obviously, Iām joking, kinda, but yes, there are healthy relationships. I feel really lucky he chose me and he knows Iāll do anything in the world for him.
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In a nice way, and I'm sure you've hinted on it: if there were any, who wears the pants or leads the direction of the relationship?
+1 yHealthy relationships do exist because me and my boyfriend have been together for almost two years and we've never had a single argument or anything like that
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@DancingQueen16
I am so glad you're in a healthy relationship.
It's so hard to find.
My first husband and I didn't argue and we got along great! We were married for four years, and I was so in love with him. I had just had his baby boy and Christmas was just a month away. That's when my world fell apart and he changed. He abandoned us December 2nd which would have been our first Christmas with our new little family.
He ended up not coming home right after work anymore. Then I found out that two young ladies he worked with were making deals who could get him into bed first. So he cheated on me.
I am not saying this will ever happen to you. That's not my point here.
But a very wise old man and myself had a conversation at the
airport while I was waiting for my husband's plane to land. He must have seen it on my face how excited I was to see him.
But he gave me some advice that I will never forget. Not to build my whole world around one person, because if they ever leave, you'll fall apart. I was positive he would never leave me, but he did and my whole world fell apart.
His point was to keep some of yourself for yourself. Because if he ever leaves, you will still have yourself.
The best to you alwaysš¹ - +1 y
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Yes, healthy relationships definitely exist. Key elements of a healthy relationship include the things below:
Communication: Both partners can express their thoughts and feelings openly without fear of judgment.
Respect: Each person values the otherās opinions, feelings, and boundaries. There's a mutual appreciation for each other's individuality.
Support: Partners should support each otherās goals and help each other through challenges, celebrating successes and sharing burdens.
Healthy Conflict Resolution: Disagreements are normal, but in healthy relationships, conflicts are resolved constructively, without resorting to hurtful words or actions.
Independence: While itās important to act as a team, healthy relationships also nurture individual interests and friendships outside the partnership.
Affection and Interest: Continuous expressions of love, appreciation, and interest in each other help maintain a strong emotional connection.
Relationships that have these qualities are not only healthy but also rewarding and fulfilling for both people involved.
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+1 yYou can never really know what people are hiding from others, but iāve encountered a few couples who were unbelievably beautiful together in every way. I didnāt keep in touch. So i donāt know if they stayed Hallmark cards perfect, but i like to think itās possible. Once the chemical reactions wane, love is merely a series of decisions. Staying together may mean changing the decisions you have to make, but as long you have decided to make it work thereās no reason to let changes, big or small, be the end of everything.
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+1 yI am in one so I would say yeah. My wife and I are very happy together and have been for going on 20 years. We have never had an argument. We have had disagreements but we always work through it calmly and respectfully and ensure that we show our appreciation for the other.
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+1 ywhat are you eating her? shit. don't answer that probably not.
relationships are mutually beneficial. it's nothing more than that. now that people can be single and self-sufficient, what's the point?
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+1 yYes they do! It takes lots of nurture, love, consideration, and communication, but totally worth it. 💍
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@Billlewis no way giggles šš
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@Billlewis I'm just a nerd lol! Please believe me š¤š
+1 yYup. My parents relationship is very healthy.
It takes a whole lot of communication and patience with each other as well as trust and respect.
10 Reply1.5K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Any relationship in which the woman is happy most of the time constitutes a very healthy relationship, in my opinion.
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You are 100% right, Bill! Happy wife, happy life. š¤£š¤£
+1 yYes, they do. But a lot of people have false expectations on what a healthy relationship is. Healthy relationships also have conflicts, disagreements and arguments.
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+1 yYes. They require a lot of work and communication
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+1 yIn my experience nope it doesnāt because he cheated on me and stuff
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@LaurenM1997
Not only the cheating, but all the lies that goes with the cheating.
It's all just so painfully devistating!
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+1 yYes. If both people are open minded and fair.
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+1 yThey exist on a spectrum just like many other things that aren't quantifiable.
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+1 yYes they do. I still believe couples can have/make a healthy relationship.
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+1 yIf youāre healthy youāll find someone else whoās heathy. If youāre not healthy youāll find someone who is not healthy.
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Did you give me a thumb down? Lol
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Is there really NO way to delete comments? Sorry for the dumb question, still figuring the website out
+1 yNot in my experience I guess itās rare these days. People claim theyāre in a healthy relationship but I highly doubt thatās true
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+1 yYes they meet in real life. There are people out there who have been married for decades and still going strong. But you need to go out to meet someone.
00 Reply1.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Obviously, it's why the world population is growing, but not in the USA.
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+1 yyes they do. but you won't find them in the media. cause media only focusses on the extreme and outrageous.
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+1 yCertainly seems like they do. They're few and far between, but I've seen a few.
00 Reply Yes, they do exist. But only mature people can have relationships. When you are young you can't handle relationships.
00 Reply3.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes, I'm in one, and by extension so is my girlfriend. My parents also have a very healthy one.
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+1 yIt's a lot work and very
About compromise and enjoying fucking.00 Reply460 opinions shared on Relationships topic. Few of them this day and age
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Avery knows what's up
1.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. I'm sure there must be some, somewhere.
00 Reply10.2K opinions shared on Relationships topic. You don't get out much, do you?
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+1 yI think most people are nutcases 💕😘
00 ReplyI do think this. Theyāre just a rarity
00 ReplyYeah, I've seen it..
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+1 yHell yes.
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+1 yI have never had a healthy relationship.
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+1 yYes. Next question?
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Red rose or pink rose? š¹š
2.7K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes.
10 Reply2.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Of course
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u +1 yYes.
10 Reply 1.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. for sure
00 Reply7.3K opinions shared on Relationships topic. there are a few.
00 Reply5.1K opinions shared on Relationships topic. Duh.
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+1 yYes..
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But men don't want healthy lol šš¤£
836 opinions shared on Relationships topic. Yes some are healthy
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