What do I need to do to get these annoying Mormon missionaries to stop nocking on my door?

[Alwayreckles93]

It's my fault my ex-husband is still an active Mormon. I left that church and became a reborn Christian. I did explain to these Mormon missionaries that I am no longer member and no longer interested in attending yet still they violated boundaries I all for respecting personal respect they went around the back yard and nocked. I mean seriously do I have to call the cops in order for them to disturbing me?

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*stop disturbing me I apologise my spell check goes off crazy.

[Dargil]

I still have the Aaronic Priesthood.
I would ask them to open their Bible. Many "travel light" carrying only the Book of Mormon and the Doctrines and Covenants". I ask them: "You are witnessing to ME and you are not carrying G0d's WORD?" That has turned more than 2 teams away.
I would ask them to read John 10:30 out loud and interpret it for me.
"I and The Father are One". I have heard tortured responses centered around "of the same mind" Nonsense. I have studied this verse in 20 translations and they all mean the same thing. Jesus is G0d incarnate. Then I tell them they better get right with G0d or when they die, they will be all dressed up with no place to go.
I am never rude to them but they gotta get with the program. Ditto Jehovah's Witnesses.

[genericname85]

tell them you've been excommunicated or disfellowshiped. that basically means you got kicked out. they typically aren't interested in soliciting people that have been kicked out. if you're lucky, you'll land on sort of blacklist and they just leave you alone forever.

[Alwayreckles93]

Thank you so much for the idea

[genericname85]

you're welcome. that's how got rid of jehovahs witness :D feels good to be able to sleep in on the weekends xD

[SaoirseS]

The advantage of living in a funeral home is religious messengers and solicitors don’t come around. When I was growing up my mom used to see them on bicycles, drag them in, feed them, pack food for them to take with them, and send them on her way.

[Seinna]

Next time you open the door keep your phone and record your conversation, tell them that if they don't stop pestering you, you'll report them to the police for harassing.

[Agape93]

Call their congregation and ask them to make the missionaries stop harassing you, if they don't you will have them arrested for trespassing and harassment.

Get a sign for your door that says you don't want solicitors of any kind, and a no trespassing sign.

Or, have fun with it. Start answering the door in occult garb. After a while they'll leave you alone.

[Alwayreckles93]

I love you're ideas. I didn't want to be the Karen. But these missionaries did get carry away. I will be calling their bishop and ask to stop if that doesn't work then I will have to be the Karen and get authorities.

[OlderAndWiser]

If you google "missionary position" you will find some rather bizarre pictures of Mormon boys doing quite sinful things (suggestive, but no nudity.) Maybe you should print one of those and keep shoving it in their face.

I am Christian but I respect the rights of people to be left alone.

[AndrésC64]

Tell them that you're a Satanist. Answer the door naked. Keep a bowl full of something that looks like blood, so that the next time you answer to the door you can put it all over your hands and face, grab a knife and then answer the door. Pepper spray.

[Exterminatore]

Tell them about Jesus and why their religion is a false religion. They will either convert or leave. Either way you win.

[Alwayreckles93]

You are correct , Absolutely it definitely doesn't hurt to teach them the truth.

[Exterminatore]

I’ve done this many times. They always end the conversation promptly and leave quickly once I start sharing scripture with them. Never had one convert.

[Cherry234]

Threaten to call the cops on them if they don't stop knocking or tell them to leave you alone. If they don't leave you alone then get a restraining order.

[DaveJord]

Yeah... call the cops and stop answering the door or get a pit bull.

[yofuknutz]

All she has to do is move to the ghetto

[purplepoppy]

This is what you do. Invite them, in sit them down, then put some hard-core porn on the tv and make them watch it while asking about their fantasys.
You'll never see them again.

[Guy13]

Handle like I heard the Southerners and Mountain people do. When 🏡, tie with old rope pit bull pet to front door steps railhead. No Soliciting nice stake metal sign at sidewalk split between front and side door.
Let God work….

[Anonymous]

Tell them you were kicked out of Utah because you have a ball pounding sex with a Muslim while drinking a cup of coffee.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/hPoxee46S4s

[Anonymous]

Put stickers on your doors that say "Broke Atheist". Surveillance cameras or a doorbell camera may help so you can see who is at your door.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Mormons wouldn't stop coming to my house so I ignored their knocking

[Alwayreckles93]

Sir did they ever annoying you?

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@alwayreckles93 Yes the Mormons annoyed me they wanted to have prayer with me
they would come here in the noon time but I hate being mean to people I love all people
I just am against people who take the Lord's name in vain

[Alwayreckles93]

My respects for you I must say you are patient person.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

@alwayreckles93 Thank you

[call_me_scar]

Maybe place a speaker outside that you can talk into and tell them to go away

[Anonymous]

they went to the backyard to knock? hmm. pardon me for being skeptical.

[jahaims]

Put up a no trespassing sign

[AvaOneLasTime]

Have an evil dog in the yard.

[Wise4myage]

Answer the door naked, lmao.

[yofuknutz]

stop it you might need courage.

[Wise4myage]

@yofuknutz lmao.

[yofuknutz]

I used to do the Barking Dog routine and pound on the door to make them think it was a big ass doggy

[Wise4myage]

@yofuknutz That's a good one.

[yofuknutz]

I was so vicious as a kid the cops came to my door because dogs are not allowed where are used to live and I said that was me they do not believe me so I tell them stand behind the door I start barking case dismissed I told him I use it to scare away burglars

[Anonymous]

Dildo door knocker?

[legalboxers]

dont answer the door