"Babe, it's real! The coffee god will bless us!" Love of your life in disguise or escaped patient for the future?

[Sour-rose]

The coffee god. Rumor has it if you line up 8 cups of coffee around you with candles in between in the dark, this "god" will give you three of your most desires... says your spouse. You never heard of such thing and your spouse is looking at you with serious belief. They urge you to try it with them in a dark place of their/your house.

Sure, this is insane and the answer but seeing as love makes us do crazy things and with any choice we make, it could be the best choice or one we regret. You up for believing them?

... Yeah, sure, babe! I'll go get us some coffee then. *goes "get coffee" forever*

Sounds like it could take me the greatest "trip" without weed. :D

Rose, what time is it there? (shaddup, it is not even midnight)

yo what da f- (other)

[NamerOfStars]

I see no harm in trying it, save perhaps having to drink lots of coffee in short order.

[SnowedIn]

My wife would ABSOLUTELY do this. And, supporting her, I would play along.

[OfDeath]

I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee.

[Debbie14217]

weird crazy ugh

[jshm2]

Reads like you're on the shrooms again.

[Sour-rose]

:)...
Also for those who do try this, the consequences are your spouse got hoodwinked... or the rumour is true and the god isn't evil, just... cool and thanks you for the ritual and gives what you want. Nothing evil. :)

[strateguy632]

none!