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My stepmom and my dad were arguing over some personal issues and I was feeling stressed out. Something about junk food, cigarettes, her family, she yelled very badly at my dad, she said that he and I need to f*** off and leave, etc etc etc. My dad said that I need to tell her I was sorry for what I said, even though I already apologized. My dad accused me of being "smart" with her even though I was literally stating a fact and wasn't saying it in a negative tone. I hate being around people who always think words matter more than tone, action, context, etc. I get influened very easily by these people.

I am on vacation with them but I will be leaving tomorrow to return to my mom's house. My mom found out that I called 911 becaue I am currently on my stepdad's phone bill line and he found out about it and talked to my mom about it. She and my dad told me not to call 911 anymore; luckily the police didn't come.

I feel not just very bad for my dad but very regretful of planning this vacation s**t in the first place. I've gained hella weight, my dad keeps telling me I'm not fat EVEN THOUGH I ACTUALLY AM, no girl f***ing wants to date me even though my dad keeps calling me handsome and telling me not to believe what people on Photofeeler say about me. Every non-bot girl on Tinder and Bumble ignores me like I am a subhuman buttugly doofus.

I am not a Joe Rogan or a Brad Pitt... I am just an average guy with a mathematically intelligent mindset. I have autism, my stepmom literally tried to bring me into her aggressive conversations with my dad, she yelled at my mom over the goddamn phone, and I am so f***ing pissed that my dad would say that *I* offended her.

I told my dad I wouldn't apologize, and when he told me to do so, I called my mom and then the police. I didn't tell my dad or my mom this, but I just wanted to place my stepmom in jail for the way she had been treating my dad.

Heterosexual Ladies of GAG: Here's a hypothetical man. I was told by one female user he'd be a good man. But is that true? If you were/are currently single... WOULD YOU DATE THIS GUY?

POSITIVE TRAITS:

- Very Respectful, to both you and everyone else. But will always treat you with respect.

- Has good Communication skills, both in public speaking and especially in communicating with you.

- Very Affectionate; romantic, very touchy, and compassionate towards you.

- Really Loyal; to both you and his friends and family. He's the most dependable, reliable guy around.

- Intelligent and highly resourceful. Can easily solve many life problems, as long as they're not social issues.

- Good Sense of Humor. Is witty to hysterical, depending on the time and situation.

- Ethical. An all-around 'good' person. Not a saint or angel, but does his best to be a decent human being.

NEGATIVE TRAITS:

- Short. Probably your height (5'8" or under) in shoes or shorter than you. Use your imagination.

- Average looking face. Probably a 4 or 5 in looks. Easily someone you would NOT find attractive or good looking at all!

- Broke. Only makes around $25,000 a year working full time. May or may not be in university.

- Out of shape. Use your imagination here, but I won't give specifics. Could have a Dad Bod (average-fat), could be stocky/chubby (overweight), or could be obese (290-360 pounds). Take a guess.

- Gamer. Enjoys video games. Plays games about 6 to 9 hours a week. For many, many women, a gamer is a dealbreaker.

- Lonely. Has been alone for a long time (life). Is the same age as you and born in the same year, but has never dated anyone and is currently a virgin.

- Small penis. Is less than 7 inches, but more than 3.9. Use your imagination for the maximum you'd consider "small."

SO, WOULD YOU DATE THIS MAN? (No, he's not me! Nice try.)

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