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scenario one. I make one innocent joke that my girlfriend cooks like crap. I was totally joking and she said I was a jerk. I said she was lucky to be with me and she is a rude little pig. Just a joke. She then wants to break up with me. Shouldn't I want to break up with her? She took my innocent joke and made it about different things.

Scenario two. I was walking and I his older woman asked me for help. I told her she was a lazy B and to do it herself. It was totally a joke. This woman said I was ungrateful and a jerk. Ungrateful? She should be grateful to even be speaking to me. She comes from the rough part of town and I don't. I don't want to get my shoes dirty by stepping where you just stepped.

Last scenario. This kid was outside. He was probably eighteen. I came over and shoved him into the mud and got his school clothes all dirty. I wanted to say see you next fall. And get this cute girl to laugh but before I could he started fighting me. So I called his parents over and told them to deal with this kid.

My question is. Why do people treat me so rudely? I'm just joking about stuff. It's not my fault they don't have sense of humor and are sensitive. who is to blame in each scenario.

My fiancé wants to us to co-parent her nice, and sign her life away to be godmother to her friend’s kids. Which means I’m responsible for those kids if she takes them in, which I really don’t want.

I never planned on having kids. Neither did she, which is why we started dating in the first place. We both agreed that kids aren’t for either of us to a point where she even had an abortion.

Also, she keeps trying to talk me into having a vasectomy and I keep telling her “no”. I was supportive of the abortion because I don’t wanna put in the work/money into raising kids.

This morning we had the discussion about being the god mother to her friend’s children and her nice. To be honest I don't know if I wanna be with her if I have to raise another man’s children.

I asked her “why would you have an abortion and still adopt?”. Her response was “because I don’t have to birth them. My niece is my flesh and blood who’s apart of me, so you must treat her like your own child”.

She’s so anti having kids but wants us to be involved with everyone’s kids. It’s really fuckin annoying!!!

Would I be an assholes for walking away from her?