Dear Valentine's Day Zombie

[ikissedtheskyonce]

This story is true

So please take it as fact, I was hiding in my closet

So let's start at that

It happened on Valentine's Day last year, in Switzerland

where we got to pet some reindeer

It was romantic he bought me some chocolate and wine

The 13th of February, he vomited, but he told me everything was fine

The 14th of February he was weezing in bed

Two hours later he told me he wants what is in my head

I called my father, I told him he was right

"Daddy we got to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse tonight"

I called Sam and Dean and I pulled out my 47

And with one bullet to the head I told him, "See you in heaven"