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The 4 Stages of an American Girl's Life (Page 2)
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i already can't take this take seriously because 18-23 is partying stage? im 18 and am so over partying already because i've done it from like 13-17. im already at the dinner stage.
If you were consuming alcohol at that age it doesn't sound legal. Also, the law of averages my friend :)
@Fortheholidays so. and i still dont think thats average, everyone i know was drinking and smoking in high school. but now that we've all graduated, we're becoming more mature and over that phase.
are your mom and dad cousins?
@Fortheholidays no. are you amish? haha like seriously where do you live? i dont know anyone who started drinking at 18 that is so late and what kind of people went to your high school anyways? in my high school people threw parties (real parties with alcohol) like every weekend. and i am not some hillbilly, im a city girl.
lol look at you, so cute x
@Fortheholidays okay? aha look at you, so confused. and whats even cuter then me is the fact that you really waited until 18 (or probably 21, sounds about right) just to drink for the first time while most people have already moved on from the partying phase. im 7 years younger and i wouldn't even go on a date a guy who's still into partying.
Tell me more, tell me more oh please do :)
@Fortheholidays ha i see your from the UK. i imagine you having an accent now. cute.
It is, you mom-nty (what do you call an aunt mom anyways?) likes it xx
@Fortheholidays i have never even heard that before. people can be aunts and moms in the UK at the same time? and you have one? thats super weird.
After i flew your mom out, yeah duhh. She says she's mine so yes again and dont say thaaat she's "kinky" not weird ;)
@Fortheholidays oookay. i dont know where you get this idea that im a hillbilly. i live in the US in a city, i was born in another country, also in a city. and im mostly Russian. Russians (especially the older generation) dont even accept gays, nevermind cousins doing anything. so none of thatt. but you sure seem to know a lot about all this, i bet you do have a mom who's also your aunt.
you're the only thats said hillbilly this whole time buttttt I haven't. Not once lol xx
It was mean spirited of me to insult and hurt your feelings. you're one tough cookie, I'm sorry. Truce?
@Fortheholidays you asked if my parents are cousins. hillbillies are known for getting married to cousins. common sense. and sure.
I'm 19 and have no interest in the 1st or 2nd stage. They both seem very petty and time consuming to me.
So you want stages 3 and 4?
@Fortheholidays yeah though I don't like the negative way you describe them getting older, as if aging is doomed to make them less attractive
Despite the fact that beauty isn't only skin deep, men are a highly visual. on average. fair amount of women dont like this but it is what it is and its unlikely to change soon... maybe one day. Whether its liked or not acknowledgement of this is helpful
@Fortheholidays true
How was I not surprised that I knew everything that would be written here before even reading it?
Siggggghhhh. Another guy passive-aggressively writing about women and relationships as a way to disguise how bad he feels about himself and not getting a girl.
I would call this a pretty good general path. While of course it doesn't apply to all American women, I would say it's accurate enough to gauge a very, very common trajectory.
Dude... Nail on the head. But I guarantee there will not be a single female willing to admit that 30 is the power switch and 35+ is the desperation phase.
I said it before that if women could live their lives in reverse, they would be much nicer to males in their party phase and wouldn't be so arrogant and rude to males who show them interest.
This might also be true for women in most parts of the world and not just women in the USA.
Smart girl :)
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Has anyone ever gone through these stages? I know I haven't and I can't personally name some who have. Are you watching too many movies, Sir?
I've been in stage 4 forever lol.
If this was meant to be sardonic, well done. If it was meant to be truthful... well... you failed.
You mean "factual" because the truth is if he really believes this then its "true" to him but in general just not "fact" :)
1-cute young naive
2-slut slut slutting it up
3-attempting to maintain relationships all while knowing she could be banging dudes
4-old slut banging the mailman
5-old slut alone with a bunch of cats
fin.
What kind of backwards ass shit is this tripe. Come on dude. You can't honestly believe this is a guide to the majority of women out there.
Nothing funnier than a man telling us the path that women's lives take.
Well I fucked the 1st stage up, let's see how the next 3 go.
I like this answer simply because its not rude :)
I never dated and my first boyfriend became my husband at 24. No other stages.
So you do fit what he was saying. You just happened to "exit" early, everyone after stage 2 are the girls who hadn't yet
Yeah I'm similar... I started going out with my guy at 28 and we are engaged... I had none before him.
@Ildskf yep same
and you know this because you're a woman?
lol even other males disagree XD
nice try bro,
Do you really have to be a woman to understand this though?
not really... but the way he puts it... its like he is discussing some scientific fact
like even one girl could go through stage one and then divert to a completely different life
or someone would go through the dinner stage and then go back to partying... etc
he doesn't know what they think and how they feel yet he makes THIS kinda generalization
It is in a way. A social science, sociology. Yeah he should of mentioned that this does not define all people. However trends do exist and this may actually describe the majority. If you feel strongly about it maybe do a mytake with facts and figures?
So basically its all in one single category which is "Dating" XD
Well, I failed at the first stage so I'm way off track now. And I'm glad.
Someone actually went to the trouble of writing a take based on generalizations and stereotypes? Are you trying to trolling to a new level?
How are these "stages"? Everyone dates, and the older people get they start gaining weight.