So yesterday was the Presidents' birthday and despite being 55 he's still a total hottie. Here's a little tribute to the sexy motherf*cker and some of his greatest achievements......
In 1972 Barack Obama became the first man to attempt a single handed crossing of the Pacific Ocean. He attempted the voyage using a home made craft fashioned from discarded shoes, wood and stuck together using envelope glue. The mission was a failure but the attempt was recognised as pioneering work in the shoe/envelope boat industry.
In July of 1983 Obama released an album entitled The Majesty Of Small Dogs: An instrumental Experiment in Modern Jazz. The album was a failure but he did receive a Grammy and much critical acclaim. Critics described it as: "a journey into the mind of a genius.....with dogs"
In 1997 Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for successfully defusing the Brit Pop war between Oasis and Blur. Many had already lost their lives in the battle for pop supremacy, thanks to this brave man fans of the two groups are now able to work together to unite the nation.
In 1999 Obama was declared King of Hawaii. At his coronation five ducks, three sparrows and a box of pigeons were thrown into Hawaii's Smiley Face volcano as an offering to the God's of American politics. There were also supposed to be four virgins being sacrificed but finding virgins proved to be too difficult, so instead three fat women and a lonely middle aged man were asked to jump into the volcano instead.
Following his election as President in 2009 Obama successfully brought to an end all poverty in the United States. His single greatest achievement to date.
So there he is, the wonderful Obama.....he might be getting on a bit but he's still a sexy sonofabitch :)