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At first when I was reading the first condition I was about to say that you have a very shallow definition of being a "Real Man" but then when I continued on reading I realized you're joking. Funny Mytake though.
my beard is not that long, that must mean i am woman then.
Or a boy... One of those
Yeah a 21 yo little boy haha.
18 inches?
I'm sorry but I'm not cutting off 6 inches for anyone!
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
Every one that exists on Earth
Oh good the answer's not blowin' in the wind anymore. lol
you forgot the most important aspect.
Look good while doing it
Surely this is how Donald Trump thinks of himself lol.
Haha, all the but-hurt dudes who didn't bother to read the take :) Such ignorance.
18 inches? NO THANK YOU!
I'll just stick to my regular 15 inches and go home 😮
I see you left out "satire" in the title😄. I knew it was a satire from reading the first one.
1. CHECK!
2. CHECK
3. fuck no lol
4. I have no game. I'm just S. O. L
5. I feel a growth spurt coming any day
6. CHECK
7. I'm doing ok.
Yup I'm a badass lmao
Can confirm. True facts. 10000% Legit. Go home 9 foot tall manlets.
Nice take. I actually got a good chuckle out of this lol
I don't know girl... I think you're setting your expectations to low.
This was amazing <3
I am glad to know I at least fit two of these criteria
For a moment I got scared.
But thankfully, it looks like I meet all these requirements just fine.
Haha great satire take. Funny how there's people who still get angry about this.
Whether you write a serious take on this or a joke one, you have NO IDEA what it takes to be a man. SO SIT DOWN.
I never claimed I did
Lol calm down. She said it's satire
@macix670 Awww, you're pushy hurt? That's cute.
pussy* ;)
So you're the one who got aggressive but she's the one who's hurt? Whut?
Aww, you're hurt too. So sad.
There's literally nothing to disagree with. Trolls.
1st picture is Sultan who is Turkish. Tallest man on earth I am proud actually :D
Best of luck finding your "real man" lol Maybe you can find him at the local circus or zoo.
You forgot he should be immortal and indestructible but 100000% truth and nothing but truth... En even if he is all this girls will find reason why he is zero or below zero...