5 Reasons Why Trump Will be a Dope President (Satire)

[ThisDudeHere]

Here I will rid you peeps of your worries about the presidency of Donald Trump.

1. He's building a wall

America will have it's own Great Wall of China except it's gonna be more awesome and better. And the US won't have to pay for a thing - the Mexicans will have it covered so no worries.

2. He fights for the minorities

Since Trump comes from the small Orange-American community, he knows what it means to be a minority in a big melting-pot of an nation that the US is. Minorities can rally behind Donald (except for Mexicans)

3. He fights for the stupid

Trump is like a beacon for the less intelligent aspects of society. I mean, if he could become president, then anyone can.

5. ISIS is done for.

Trump himself said he would destroy them. Other world leaders only offer temporary solutions, such as "combating" or "damaging" terrorist groups. But not Trump, no. He will destroy them, as he said.

There are loads of more reasons but I posted a few just to help open your eyes.

[NJ_Casanova]

I love it... It's time for a change. The last 8yrs have sucked. Need a prez with some balls... to put us first.

[SilverRose10]

8 years? Trumps been president for only 4 years

[SilverRose10]

Nevermind I just realized you were talking about obama

[ThisDudeHere]

@SilverRose10 here's to hoping he makes it to another 4 years

[SilverRose10]

No offense but I hope he gets elected out of office, I'm Hispanic and its unpleasant to hear the things he says about us.

[ThisDudeHere]

@SilverRose10 such as?

[SilverRose10]

He said his followers were passionate after being told that two Men who support Trump beat a homeless Hispanic man. That's not being passionate that's cruelty

[RainbowFanGirl]

I'm black. Does he really give a shit about me?

[ThisDudeHere]

So long as you're not Mexican.

[Elarra]

Honestly, of all the minorities to be in America right now, I'm glad it's black. He may not like us but there's nothing he can do. Our asses are here, children.

But Hispanics and Muslims? God help them...

[mits777]

@Elarra He will do nothing to no one because there is the senate to. He was making all those stupid promises for show and getting votes. He can't do shit against anyone, but he can build the wall and not allow more immigrants to enter

[RainbowFanGirl]

@Elarra Yeah I feel bad for them TBH.

[BruceJender]

No, he doesn't, you're just a little fly under his shoe... fuck me senseless.

[cmale123]

@mits777 you will be surprised what he can do. This country is really tired of all these bs going around. It's the anger that so many American had that destroying this great country. All the freedom and peace taken for granted. Feminism, dumb college kid, and so on is killing this country apart. This was the best election. This bring out the real issues in this country had

[Intraluminal]

@mits777
The Republicans own the Senate and the house and soon will have their own judge on the Supreme Court.

[RainbowFanGirl]

@mits777 That's what I thought too.

[mits777]

@RainbowFanGirl yup I am 100% sure he can do shit about you. Don't worry gurl he can't do anything about people with American passport either black yellow green whatever. He can just stop more people from coming. Also if his supporters want to do anything against other communities I am sure no one will allow them, the other half of America doesn't agree with them, more then half actually. Many Trump supporters were bought with money or by other favors (have a cousin in USA who kept me updated). I wish for him to put criminals in jail, fight corruption and not waste time insulting innocent people or races.

[Phoenix98]

If he didn't care about you would he have gotten a large portion of the black vote?

most blacks have wised up and realize that the democrats don't give a shit about you, the only time blacks are relevant to democrats is during election time.

Wisen up kid, part of his message for like the last year was taking care of blacks fixing the inner cities and such if you payed attention you would have noticed that.

[lumos]

@Phoenix98 "If he didn't care about you would he have gotten a large portion of the black vote?"
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Lol. He only got like 8% of black votes. Hillary got 88%. Stop :D

[Elarra]

@lumos Ahhh, damn statistics! Always proving people wrong and shit...

[lumos]

@Elarra and here I thought republicans were the ones using logic and facts!! Gasp :O

[RainbowFanGirl]

@lumos that's what I'm saying.

[lumos]

I wonder what @Phoenix98 has to say about getting debunked :( probably nothing.

[ThisDudeHere]

@Phoenix98 their points are valid. What is your response?

[RainbowFanGirl]

I guess that the majority of blacks are stupid for not voting for Trump... 😪

[JiminsHoe]

I mean I have so much shit to say against him, but one thing I will say is that his solutions are way too simplistic "I will destroy Isis", to stop immigration he's building a wall, to stop terrorism he's forbidding Muslims from coming here? I mean and those aren't even solutions because the guy is condemning whole nations, racist much? And "make America great again?" He's basically saying "Make America white again"
Fucking misogynist, racist, dumb lil' fuck.
Guy's gonna run the country like his business, it'll fail, but in the end it'll be good for him.
RIP America, I knew it was dumb, but I didn't know it was this dumb.

[CancerianMan81]

I got news for you us MEN are taking back our country and there ain't nothing you going to do about it

[cmale123]

You had to understand it had start somewhere. Ignoring the problem is not solution either

[CancerianMan81]

@cmale123 I knew where the problem was and trump wasn't the problem

[CancerianMan81]

but that's what everybody wants to tell ya

[JiminsHoe]

@CancerianMan81
I have no idea what you mean by that?

[JiminsHoe]

You're funny man
Fucking hilarious
I'm choking on my pizza

[CancerianMan81]

Goddamn lazy ass fucking people

[JiminsHoe]

Woah damn
You must be a robot
You reply faster than a man running away after flirting with a woman to soon realize there's a bulge in her pants

[CancerianMan81]

oh you're so original ain't you I bet you live someone else's life but you're own

[CancerianMan81]

no you're the fucking robot I ain't the one being fake I know who I am

[CancerianMan81]

better then your's cause for you you have to be fake and anything thing that's real you're against which I couldn't careless

[cmale123]

You don't like it leave. Welcome to america

[JiminsHoe]

1 second: 'cant run away from the problem"
next second: "don't like it, leave"
? Tf
I never said I would leave, but its fine to not like somebody, obviously you don't like Hillary.
I don't intend to run away from the problem either? I never said I would.

[CancerianMan81]

yeah you did: And these are the words you said: if I ever move i'm just going to leave out the fact i'm American at introductions" low key fuck this country

[cmale123]

@CancerianMan81 you right, these people don't give about the land we stand on

[CancerianMan81]

@cmale123 no they don't cause if they did they would have more value for their selves they wouldn't be a disgrace to themselves or their families

[CancerianMan81]

I'm not saying that I make mistakes because I do but don't go around making the same mistake twice cause I learn from my mistakes and move on but I don't think most people can't accept that

[cmale123]

@CancerianMan81 the problem with racist? Who build this country? The white, who paid and fight Independence? The white? Who wrote Constitution, the white men, but men from all raciest want this and that but have given in return to country? Job transfer over see. Abuse the government power?

[CancerianMan81]

@cmale123 that's exactly right

[CancerianMan81]

we're not going back to that paradigm not anymore

[ThisDudeHere]

Everyone on this thread, shut the fuck up.

[TheSpartan]

"Fucking misogynist, racist."

You should know that no one takes those words seriously anymore. 😊

[BrileyCat]

after he accepts the Oath of Office . late at night . Donald makes a phone call .

Trump: Hello? Hello? Putin? I won I won.

Putin: Congratulations, I knowed you can do it.

Trump: HaHa, You killed that Killary with all the hacking.

Putin: Dah Dah, I know, haha... I am genius.

Trump: You damn commie thug, yes you are!

Trump: Now we can rule the world together, haha.

Putin: Not quite yet my frende. We have deal. Tomorrow I move hard and take the Balkans.

Trump: Oh yeah Puutie, go ahead. In the meantime, I'll be moving hard like a bi**h on a blond with big boobs.

Putin: Just like Cleenton! Don't forget, I hacked YOU too! Yah Yah!

[ThisDudeHere]

lol good one xD

[Phoenix98]

Funny except for the fact that is was proven that people within our own goverment were the ones responsible for the hacking, not Russia they in fact never laid a hand on anything. And Hillary was making declarations of war against Russia for nothing which in turn made her look like the jackass she is.

[BrileyCat]

Thanks!

[BrileyCat]

@Phoenix98
there is no concrete proof or general consensous who hacked the emails
as there are so many differing assumptions speculations rumors and conspiracy theories

simply google ::: who hacked the emails . did russia hack the election
did russia hack the dnc . nsa hacked dnc . depending what site you read,
or believe who you want, there is no proof either way

just for fun google ::: Trump says he hopes Russia hacked Hillary Clinton's emails .
Donald Trump communication with Russians

"Funny" . Thanks :)

[Phoenix98]

Actually there is it was released a while ago like a week or two before election night.

Your choice if you want to remain ignorant or not though.

[Anonymous]

He is so arrogant i really can't stand him. He is also a fucking sexist i really hate him. And the idea of a wall is so damn stupid , it won't work. And it's not good that there are immigrant living in the US illegaly, but it's not right to say mexicans are all criminals and rapers. Some may be, but there are not only mexican criminals and rapers, also americans.

[ThisDudeHere]

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[BubbleQueen]

@ThisDudeHere

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[cmale123]

Building something great doesn't happen overnight

[GraveTruth]

trump isn't building a wall. He said he was building a wall but a day after he got in he said we're uping security and adding a fence instead. Don't believe what people say when they are trying to get votes.

I am pretty pumped about trump though. He's going to screw the poor and all of the working class people so the rich can get richer. It's going to kill the economy. I shop a lot on ebay so I'll get double for my dollar value. YAY for TRUMP. Go ahead americans. Stand by him all you want for the country:)

[Schrodingerscat]

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[YourFutureEx]

I'm sad because now, feminists will migrate to the other countries and my country is vulnerable.

[ThisDudeHere]

u better get dat lube, bruh

[YourFutureEx]

Lmaooo I'll infect them with STIs 😋

[steveguitar]

I'm not from the US, but from Canada. Most people around here are worried. I mean the stock markets went down as he was projected win, just plummeted, like a fat cow falling from a ladder.

I just see the USA as if it were a figurative Titanic disaster, except it will be hit by icebergs on every side lol, just overkill in a negative direction. I can't believe how many gullible people there are in the US. Not to say we don't have our conservatives in Canada, they are pretty dumb here also.

[cmale123]

Sorry there are a lot thing this country that so call other don't understand. We are people. This country build by great people. This country fed up with current problem and am so tired of it

[steveguitar]

@cmale123 that's probably true, but trump and well any right wing politicians is never the answer to progression and change

[TKasap]

1. Mexico said they ain't paying and no one's gonna make them. Even if the wall does get built they'll just dig holes, climb with ropes, and sail around in boats.
2. I'm Asian American born and raised in America, What does he think about me?
3. Who cares about stupid people?
4. I can't predict so IDK! I do think he'll screw up which is how World War III will start.

[AtramentalIvory]

I took screenshots of this entire myTake it is my new favorite article 😁
Thank you for creating something beautiful.

[ThisDudeHere]

Lol thanks. Didn't expect anyone to comment on it years later xD

[AtramentalIvory]

😁no it's too good, I couldn't resist

[Phoenix98]

*rolls eyes*

At least he's not a lying sack of shit politician who hasn't done anything to help the country in 30 years. Who steals money from the children and the helpless among other things.

[Anonymous]

1. The wall will work out Mexico has a great wall on their southern boarder and Israel has robotic automatic machine/rocket turrets on their walls.
2. He got a large share of the latino vote.
3. He will fight for those that were not able to go to college mostly black and latinos but through jobs rather than welfare, freebees and affirmative action
4. Your missing four.
5. Well Hillary helped create, arm, train and fund ISIS so it's unlikely she'd want to kill her creature.

[ThisDudeHere]

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[BubbleQueen]

@ThisDudeHere

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[Opinion Owner]

@BubbleQueen nah but all true.

[echoaj]

Not only will Trump be prez, house is republican, senate is republican, supreme court is republican. Reports are coming out that he will pick newt Gingrich as secretary of state, rudy as head of the justice department, Christi as chief of staff, etc.. This is a disaster of epic proportions.

[RationalMale]

I love that The Left screams that stupid high school graduate white people are morons--now that they vote for Trump.

Meanwhile they proclaim voter ID laws are racist. Because apparently mexicans and blacks are too stupid to be able to get a photo ID every 5 or 10 years?

[Anonymous]

@ThisDudeHere: first of all Trump is talking out of his Ass.
2) The Country of Mexico will not pay for this wall.
He's racist Against Mexican Nationals everyone is ok if your not Mexicans
3) he will not stop illegals aliens for coming to the United States
4) he won't stop isis
5) he is pals with Russia's President Putin
6) If Trump really want to make "America Great Again " he would start by bringing his Businesses back to the United States. Instead of having businesses overseas.

[ThisDudeHere]

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[BubbleQueen]

@ThisDudeHere

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[ThisDudeHere]

@BubbleQueen why do you reply with my meme to my meme?

[supernerd99]

"i will destroy isis"... while isis is an American government creation... .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g91l5p5igc

[lizziepooh03]

Awesome... the orange-American community part was absolutely funny as hell. Loved this. :)

[Anonymous]

Donald J trump is winner thanks god. CNN, BBC is paid by hillary, new york times i think the amazon boss bought to get more influence. That amazon guy is attacking with media tool donald trump. Donald trump promised thwt amazon will pay all the taxes, billions of dollars. Thwt'y why he's as well attacked. Just sad!

[castratedwhiteguy]

Trump is, by far, the best choice we had going back to the start of the primaries. For once, America got it right. You don't know what you're talking about...

[Kiran04]

And I will stand behind Donald Trump, the King in the North America!

[John_Doesnt]

I'm an atheist, but now that I'm in this fox-hell-hole I'm willing to pray.

[ThisDudeHere]

So long as you pray to the God Emperor, everything will be fine.
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